Genius or Stupid? (29 Photos)

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  • Sng

    First

    • heywood jablowme

      and I'm first to call you a douchebag.

    • Fucked Sng's Mom

      Gay

  • BGrimsleyII

    #29 AMAZING!

  • N2MotoX

    #1 Guess it's time for Bacon!!!

    • el_Rod1986

      Followed immediately by respiratory and cardiac failure…

  • tv_paul

    #1 Cardiac Clock

    • crustybubblechunks

      I must say TV_Paul, your puns are just delightful

    • Jokes_Explained

      This is funny because bacon is high in cholesterol and saturated fat both of which are bad for your heart, hence the "cardiac".

  • neelsvanpk

    If I possessed #1, I'd be late. Forever.

    • Silverstone

      I want one, but it'd need to be plastic.
      A real one would get rancid all too soon, and throwing bacon away is a capital offense.

  • tv_paul

    #24 I'm sorry , he's toast.

    • Yeah

      You must be a writer for CSI

      • tv_paul

        I wish, I don't have the money to afford the rights to a Who song that I could include in every comment.

  • Robert

    Where can I find #17 ?

    • lamesauce

      at the douche-bag store, next to the ed hardy tees

      • Angelo

        I Wish I could hug you

    • stephanie

      ebay!

    • The_Ger

      Why would you want to?

      • Notknowing

        I've had urges to destroy my phone…on someone's face.

  • kal50

    #2 Kill it with fire!!!

    • person

      Jacket is ugly as hell…But I live in Canada. I will look like a human fly so I can be warm.

      • Paladin

        I do not live in Canada. I will be warm without it.

        • Sappy

          What spec are you, Paladin?? I bet you're all gay and sport Holy, dickwad.

          • Tyson

            wow took that a little too far didn't you chief? And managed to act the fool while not making any sense. This guy should have his own douche bag post on the chive.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      If the thumbs are any indication, there truly ARE a lot of canadian chivers

    • Notknowing

      Yeah, I guess it's not as cool as a balaclava.

  • NOWAY

    #10 absolute bad ass

    • Just Me

      My boys would love those!

    • Notknowing

      Just take my money

    • Fryy

      I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life ch…-HEY DAD!! LOOK!! I FOUND A JELLYFISH!!

  • tralfaz

    #10 looks pret..ty awesome.

  • juice66

    #28 genius for people with kids

    • tv_paul

      Um …Yeah..just for kids . (sob, whimper)

    • Blake

      You would think so…but it f;ing sucks…the little blades are just plastic and mash/mangle the hotdog and my kid was not happy with it.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I I find this thing inexplicably distrubing

    • Silverstone

      Oh definitely! Doing it with a knife would take a whole 10 seconds.

    • The Truth

      Except you're feeding them hot dogs.

  • Cameron

    I wonder how much current a 5V heater would draw…

    • Black6dog

      Anything is possible in the land of Physics!!! "Skates off into the frictionless vacuum carried by a wave of infinite current."

  • Garrett

    #7 What if you wanna drink your beer?

    • Chooch

      uhhhhh, hold the plate in your other hand?

      • Jeremy

        then it defeats the purpose of having this to begin with…

        • Chiver

          try eating food off the plate with soda in one hand, plate in the other

    • Jillian 34DD

      straw?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        I like the way you think

    • STEVIEJ

      i think its more like taking it back to your seat at a stadium

    • Chris

      Ok smart guys… you eat the food while it's on your drink and when you want to drink something, you grab the plate with your other hand and then take a drink. Think about it with a little common sense… how would you normally eat your food while holding a drink AND a plate of food??? This solves that problem…

    • Orukal

      It's for transport, Garrett. Sometimes we want to save time on seconds and just get a second plate, or a plate for someone else.

  • Smithers25

    #22 are people seriously so lazy that they need something to help put on socks? although it might be helpful for old people

    • tv_paul

      That or for people with disabilities I could see this as being very useful.

    • BlogDog

      I have a bad hip and something like this makes getting socks on vastly easier (and it still hurts to do it).

    • nogoodpunker

      There's been times when my back was wrenched, I would have liked to have had that.

    • Waldo

      I'm dad has arthritis in his hands and uses this to put on his socks. It is very helpful fir him.

    • John

      old people are stupid

      • janco

        you're and idiot!

    • Silverstone

      Younger people have back problems too, dipwad.

    • nelpit

      This was designed to be used with compression stockings, which are notoriously hard to put on (even for able-bodies young people). about 15 years ago, I worked for the company that invented it selling them (along with the stockings). I'm not sure it would work well for regular socks; it would stretch them out.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #21 I suspect that biscuit is a cookie

    • Runner

      In the UK, or Australia, it's a biscuit

      • tralfaz

        I guess I like biscuits then.

    • Sophia

      It is in fact a McVities Digestive. Which is all kinds of biscuit.

    • Woyaboy

      In England a cookie is called a biscuit.

      • Flaming Queen

        Ummm, no. In England, a biscuit is called a biscuit. However, in the U.S., a biscuit is called a cookie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

    #18 is actually pretty cool

    • KyleGamgee

      IF it works. Great idea, but I am skeptical.

    • Phil

      Wouldn't you then use a knife to spread the butter? This invention just adds an unnecessary middle man.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        That's a lot of butter for one piece of toast.
        But could come in handy for frying 2 eggs in the skillet.
        As long as you kept it in the fridge

    • Fryy

      but will the butter slide down everytime a slice is cut?

  • misschris

    #16 I'm gonna be honest, I don't get the recent obsession with mustaches… maybe I'm just getting old..

    • tv_paul

      I think it just a cycular thing. I'm hoping women being "Chubby Chaser" comes back into vogue.

    • Jillian 34DD

      Hippsters desire to look like '70's porn stars

    • MylesofStyles

      I believe the enjoyment is in the ride.

    • OhioChiver

      I've had a mustache since high school. Obviously I missed them going out of style. Then coming back in. Then out again. Now back. Dammit no one ever tells me anything. ^_^

      • http://4chan.org/b/ notgnocco

        in Ohio, mustaches never go out of style…

    • eddy

      These are just for emergencies

  • fed

    #20 are you serious? and i bet a lot of people will insert the bottle upside down…

    • Stick

      I see spills in the future, spills everywhere

      • Slumd0gg

        Or you can put it on before inverting the bottle?

        • Stick

          Exactly, but what I'm saying, and I assume fed, is that most people will probably try and tip it upside down.

          • fed

            stick, you beautiful bastard.

    • Ray Charles

      Pepsi… Twist?? How the fuck old is this pic?

      • GodsLatestGift

        Tell me about it. Though I do miss that drink.

      • whiskaleafa

        I was literally thinking that the whole time!

  • mopar_man

    #5, #10, #18 I would buy all of these.

    • Fryy

      10 and 18 are a perfect fap kit

    • http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133607 _The_Stig_

      silly spammer bot

    • http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133607 _The_Stig_

      even though I'm not saying "reported" I'm still actually reporting you

    • http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133607 _The_Stig_

      If you're a spam bot and you know it clap your hands.

      ….this is when you clap your hands

    • http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133607 _The_Stig_

      If you're a spam bot and you know it clap your hands.

      ….this is when you clap your hands

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    #27 Very usefull when playing during winter.

    • _The_Stig_

      nobody wants to go to your website spam bot

      • 5280Blazin

        Can you not block this jackasses IP? Oh BTW fun zone fuck you, you suck. But not as bad as your crappy ripoff of chive. Keep Calm and Fuck Off

    • http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133607 _The_Stig_

      Bender – is that you?

  • Stick

    #3
    Interestingly enough, it's perfectly legal to bike in the street. (For instance, here, motorists are required to concede to cyclists the most right hand usable portion of the road.) Still, those fucks'll shout about being on the sidewalk, which is against regulation, or being in the non-existent bicycle lanes.

    • person

      I support biking…But bikers are bullshit! going half the speed limit should not be aloud.

      • person

        well…Maybe aloud but definitely not allowed!

    • Guz

      When people start a sentence with 'interestingly enough' it generally isn't.

    • Observationalist

      We should do like European countries and add bike lanes to the sidewalks…I know! OMG! What a concept! 🙂

    • Just Sayin'

      In the UK It's illegal to cycle at night without lights on the front and rear of your bike anyway.

    • mick0311

      Wait, wouldn't the oncoming traffic headlights wash away the super nifty laser beams you are shooting on the ground? Genius!!

  • PeyKonzloas
    • http://www.camaro5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133607 _The_Stig_

      Reported for having hidden spam links

  • rob

    #6
    Concept is great, pizza probably tastes like shit.

    • Just Me

      Actually grilled pizza is the best. You need to try it.

  • Josh

    #20 Did anyone else think it was popping popcorn at first? haha

    • what?

      #19 maybe…

      • Dr_StrangePants

        that makes more sense

  • amrith777

    #1 If bacon,no stupid.

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