Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Double d

    MITT LIVES

    • ^doubledouche

      more like VOMitt

      • Bambam

        No no no, more like…baseball Mitt. Yeahh…baseball Mitt.

    • Bbbb

      Mormons live forever. They are aliens.

    • Don113

      The election is over. Move along.

    • N8orius

      anyone else notice that has the best gif. ever right now? gotta love dem titties!

      • N8orius

        fuck! meant to say on tapiture!

        • tralfaz

          Does tapiture seem to be working poorly lately, not responding etc… or is it just me?

  • hater

    #1. Who's chair is that? Who put that goddamn chair here? It's not my chair. Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I say.

    • melindu

      The seahorses, I love them.

    • g3nXsLack3r

      Hall of Presidents…huh…huh…think about it…BAM.

    • Acid trip

      Feddleisk… Bardnt

    • MeepMeep

      who's this guy think he's an indian?

      • OU Drew

        Does he think he's Johnny Havasticks

    • martytdx

      Is that Snape walking through there?

    • DMC

      Mr. Walkway, yeah right

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #9 Yes, because there's nowhere else in the gym to work your arms. Lazy fuck

    • 6655321

      Maybe he doesn't like the sound of his thighs scraping together.

      • Terwilliger

        Or maybe he has an injury that prevents him from exercising his legs. Sanctimonious fucks.

    • http://twitter.com/lukeskynski @lukeskynski

      they actually design these machines for this exact purpose. maybe 2 minutes ago he was using his legs then alternated to using just arms and then goes back to legs again. that's the design!! at least he's not some lazy fat fuck on his couch eating cheetos.

      • lukeskynski=idiot

        No, no that's not the design you stupid fucking idiot.

        • http://twitter.com/lukeskynski @lukeskynski

          I just bought one fuck bag! They sell an add-on so you can work your arms you stupid fucking idiot. Enjoy your cheetos you fat lazy fuck piece of shit.

    • Amir

      it's upper body day

  • The Truth!

    This man speaks it.

    • Rusty Shackleford

      The election is over. Fuck off and get on with your life

    • Don113

      Here's a secret: No one cares.

    • 6655321

      He said it a number of times…I bet. I didn't watch; but I'm sure he said it at least once.

    • Zak

      While I fully agree with Dr. Paul and his message ( I voted for him as a write in), this is not the place for that. This is the place to get away from all that. Please take it elsewhere.

      #5 Dat Ass

    • Say What?

      For anyone crying about the election results, riddle me this:

      After inheriting a record fiscal surplus and #1 economy in the world, if the republicans controlled the White House and Congress from 2000-2008 (i.e., they had 8 years to implement their policies), how can anyone credibly contend that 4 years of Romney (more of the same) are going to "undo" the harm that the 8 years of republican policies created? They "cut taxes" and the US dollar weakened via unrestrained borrowing. They "deregulated" Wall Street (e.g., credit default swaps) and it led to massive bail outs. They made us take off our shoes to fly, but won't enforce the borders. They sold a trillion dollar war under false pretenses. They want to rebuild Iraq when our own infrastructure is crumbling. Face it: all the republicans care about is their two biggest campaign contributors: the wealthy and Big Business. They both the People to believe "tax cuts" are the tonic for all problems but didn't the Bush years PROVE that cutting taxes = more revenue is as asinine as a landlord saying "I will charge less rent and make more money each year." Spare us the revisionist history. Spare us the notion that we don't want the federal government regulating Big Business from poisoning our fish and groundwater because it the "big government" boogeyman will come get us. Like the Al Qaeda boogeyman, it is all a lie and pretext for special interests. Ever heard of the "lesser of two evils?" That's what the democrats are. Get real!

      • Do real research

        You need to actually do some research before you get up on your soap box. You could start with the getting some correct dates. There is nothing in what you said that is correct. Are you sourcing peta and mother jones? The next big question, is why would you post this on Chive? Do you think these people give a shit? They are only worried about the next shirt release.

      • anywho

        cool story, bro.

      • jjjjjjjj

        "Spare us the revisionist history" and then you give us revisionist history

    • blouez

      His followers always say that "elected" leaders are chosen by the "illuminati" and if that's the case then why bother campaigning for this old fart? If their claims are true (as they claimed) then it's a lost cause.

      • JESSE

        Actual libertarians do not ally themselves with "truther" morons. I am a Republican/Libertarian, the affiliation does not mean that I agree with party policy on gay marriage, the war on drugs, christian morality, or the Iraq war (though I do think that after 9/11 we should have just carpet bombed every square inch of Afghanistan and been done with it.)

    • bizarrogreg

      We are faced with tremendous behinds and cute dogs stuck in their backs, and you have to bring this up?

      Weak sauce…

      #5 Nom nom.

  • creeper McCreeperson

    #26 Tyler Derden turned into a punk bitch!!

    • http://www.realsports247.com RealSports247.com

      i thought the same exact thing when i saw that commercial!
      http://www.realsports247.com

    • Nevenem

      money…

    • NotaGod

      You guys know he's an actor right?

    • TeslaRaptor

      The delicious irony of casting Brad Pitt in that role is lost on some people.

    • Inquisitor

      Brad Pitt =/= Tyler Durden

      Actors gotta act
      but Tyler is Tyler
      separate the character from the actor and maybe you will understand life a bit better

    • DDD

    • JESSE

      are you guys really that unfamiliar with Hollywood hypocrisy? See: square footage of Julia Robert's, or George Clooney's houses, then cross-reference that search with their "green policy." These people are narcissists and hypocrites of the highest order.

    • Narrator

      Tyler Durden is dead, and wasn't even ever a real character, let alone a real person.

      • Frank

        Everyone knows that Edward Norton was the ultimate anyways.
        Brad Pitts never held a candle to that glory.

  • Wet_tosti

    #5 i wish it was summer again!

    • Slim Jim

      just beautiful

    • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

      I wish i was spending it with her!

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #2 Can I be the dude…who smacks the dude…who's watching the douche…who becomes the douche?

    I know who I am…I'm a dude…playin' the dude…disguised as another dude…
    .
    .
    who smacks douches

    • Tiber_Septim

      if you can't beat the douche, be the douche. great job

  • Pizzy

    #23 is beautiful and heartbreaking at the same time…

    • Cofa

      Nothing heartbreaking about it. She's getting shit done despite living under unfavorable circumstances. Little girl could teach a lot of people a lesson.

    • http://www.facebook.com/VashCarrison Peter Rios

      Right in the feels

    • Tiber_Septim

      beautiful sweet and precious . good for her!

    • Morten Prang Norup

      They could've left out the other 29 pics, and still this would still have been an awesome post.
      Way to go, little girl.

    • SweetGinger

      I would like to know her story.

    • Dennis

      … like a boss!!!

      Beautiful little girl
      Heartbreaking that this happens to children though.

      • davo

        shut up, guys

    • Heath

      Atta GIRL!! Keep going!

  • scoopit

    #6 #15 #17 I don't blame any of you one bit.

    • http://www.realsports247.com RealSports247.com

      the look on #15 face was priceless
      http://www.realsports247.com

      • sixdeadelves

        gave me a big smile

  • JJJ

    #10 yowzer — MOAR. And more of that ghost lying down, too….

    • NZChiver

      Starred at this pic for so long thinking, "yup shes pretty hot, but shitty picture shes hardly even in the frame……BUT THEN!!!"

    • rob

      Irish girl trying to get a tan!

  • Oregon_country

    #1 Wow the ghost from poltergeist is really doing work.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Actually, when the camera briefly panned in for the previous shot, the crew came in off-camera and stacked the chairs up.

      Apparently.

      • Oregon_country

        Yea I believe I saw that fact here on the Chive.

  • MattyDeuce

    #13 sounds like Bob over-reacted

    • G_Had

      I think that's what happened after this scene!

    • JTW

      Definitely one that belongs in the "That escalated quickly" gallery.

  • melindu

    #28 I should be tired of grumpy cat by now, but that face gets to me every time

    • Jon

      eff that cat. thats an ugly-ass cat. tired of seeing his ass everywhere

      • John

        Then close your eyes you little whiny bitch.

    • Jen

      i just want to give him a hug.

  • MattyDeuce

    #27 Ahhhh, Lancaster, PA…welcome to my hometown!

    • TNchiver

      I kept watching this over and over, thinking he was bound to eventually go face first into that power pole!

    • Bob

      Ghostriding, Amish style!

    • blouez

      amish jackass?

  • gameoverjc

    #5 moar.

  • Lisa

    #7 is great. I love that stuff.

    • fed

      Milan ftw! now why didn't i have those when i went to uni??

    • Jen

      we have ROLLS of that shit in my office. i typically like to stab it with a pen or wrap my son in it when he comes to the office.

  • Bambam

    #13

    Great haiku

    • Daith_Lee

      How many people know it was a haiku till you said it? I didn't, lol…I even counted the syllables and was like, "huh"…he's right

  • Pvtdeth

    #26 You know he got paid millions of dollars for PRETENDING to be Tyler Durden, right?

    Fun fact: while Tyler Durden is both fictional and imaginary, Brad Pitt is an actual person!

    • http://twitter.com/deanandval @deanandval

      before you go out and buy this perfume, you know that he paid millions of dollars PRETENDING to like this smell, right?

      Fun fact 2: you will not smell like or look like Brad Pitt when you buy that shit!

    • Dibo

      Am I the only one who still doesn't know/care if this is for a guy or a girl?

  • https://vimeo.com/3hp 3hp

    #18 NAILED IT!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/travis.parks.16 T.a. Parks

    #23 that's motivation

  • http://www.facebook.com/rcallahan3 Ryan Callahan

    I just want to dance

    • FunKiller

      You're not alone Ryan Callahan.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rcallahan3 Ryan Callahan

    #21 . I'm drunk shut up

    • jreddy23

      I'm assuming somebody turned on Jamiroquai's "Dance" at that exact moment.

    • Mmmm.... puppies.

      In real life it would just die.

      And maybe the mom would eat it. What the heck, I'd have a couple myself.

  • I like sandwiches

    #23 Is very inspirational. She really makes everyone's excuses invalid.

    • zighawk73

      Did you use invalid on purpose? If so, shame on you. If not, forgive my observation.

    • Frank

      She's very cute, but I bet I could dance like that without even getting up from my keyboard.

  • Trav1121

    #11 Why so stylish?

    • WileEOne

      This is not the GAP photo I was looking for…

      • FunKiller

        Do you mind?

  • TreeMeister21

    #27 … meanwhile in PA….

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