Darwin’s exceptions (41 Photos)

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  • Aztek

    First!

    • Robzombie

      Dickhead

    • Gallus

      Does it occur to you that you might belong in this gallery?

      • GoGunners

        Yeah and comments like that really place you at the top of human intelligence.

  • Adz

    none will be missed

  • T-money

    #12
    Freaked me out!

    • Unbelievaburger

      Damn rights! Could you imagine seeing that person walking around? Staring you blankly in the face like that.

    • SeanMed

      Wat haha

    • MikeyMate

      She looks like Peter Griffin hahaha

    • Dan

      Still a person, medical condition notwithstanding.

    • booyah

      WHAT IS IT?! KILL IT KILL IT!

      • Anotherwes

        Looks to me like a person with Down Syndrome – you really are the worst person on the internet today….

      • Dog Pound

        Hey booyah…kill yourself, you nasty dog

    • 5280Blazin

      looks like she snorted a mini black hole and it is starting to feed

    • luvTnA

      Free gumjob

    • Tim

      DAD!!!! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO GRAMMAS. SHE SCARES ME!!!!!

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #25 Yeah… we're not hiring right now.

    • RandomTask09

      His right hand… isn't that the sign for a USB port?

      • FiddyKing

        USB or idiot

      • red

        folk nation gang sign

      • Youyu

        No one else notice the dick finger? Really??

    • jhcsh

      I'm sorry but I have to say it…..only in America.

      • gmx

        You just haven't traveled enough. You've never been to Russia or So. America.

    • Robzombie

      I want to punch them both on their throat tatts and watch them on the ground trying to breathe. Fucking douchebags

    • JoeMamma

      Where do these kind of people get the money to blow on all these tattoos?

      • Theystoleit

        Are you serious??
        I guess nothing of yours has turned up missing ….ever.

    • Murph

      Meth is a hell of a drug.

      • davo

        do they realize they are complete fuckwits?

  • Tiber_Septim

    Beam me up Scotty there's no intelligent life down here #25

    • Gonz

      The Romney boys are gonna show you how it's going down in the 24 hour guard gated, fully patrolled, year round landscaped Hood, byatches!

    • judasp1

      Where the f bomb do they get the $$$ to do that sh!t?

  • pimpampet

    This is probably the worst post ever on the chive.

    The kid with the crocodile, ok…

    But cmon, the rest? Man up!

    • Yeahhh

      I think you have issues.

    • What?

      What does that even mean?

  • Andy Valentine

    #30 You know that's a character from Little Britain, right?

    Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but shut up!

    • RandomTask09

      On the far right… c c c combo-breaker.

      • NoodlumNad

        She's going for Antonio Cromartie's record.

    • Robzombie

      Hahaha. Little Britain is awesome

    • http://twitter.com/TXStrat @TXStrat

      The is well hectic, someone is gettin' beatin's

      • http://twitter.com/TXStrat @TXStrat

        Got to love the chav character Vicky Pollard.

        • Sean H.

          Shuh up! I didn't do nufum fer nufum…

          Vicky Pollard is awesome.

  • The Bandit

    #34…looks a bit like Dr. Zoidberg
    #29…must be Yolandi Vissers (Die Antwoord) sister

    • Michele

      Yo-landi is actually pretty hot though once you get past the hair and obvious weirdness of her. This woman… not so much.

    • Fryy

      #34 looks like Paul Teutul Sr.!!

  • temujin1234

    #5 – LOL<img src="http://rd.revolvermaps.com/h/m/a/0/fff600/128/0/3nhw3w9wekq.png&quot; alt="." border="0" width="1">

    • Dan

      Cute but dumb.

      • Craigery

        Why do you assume she's dumb, as opposed to just being silly for the sake of a silly picture?

      • Gallus

        Maybe she's just kinky – likes prickly things.

    • Wat?

      Haha, who the hell is giving this guy thumbs up every time?

    • the credible hulk

      obviously likes getting poked in the butt.

  • amrith777

    #20 You sexy Bitch,you!

    • Craigery

      Paula?

    • Fryy

      What a stud, I'm so jealous

  • waryee

    #23 Totally want to see the full clip with that guys reaction

    • jackson

      Here ya go:


  • RandomTask09

    #3: Is this the sequel to the porn Lemon Stealing Whores?

    • http://www.facebook.com/cassandra.boulanger Cassandra Boulanger

      Lol I wanna see that whole porn video

      • Mattman

        You should, it's a good laugh. Someone posted a link on here ages ago and it's about the most ridiculous lead in to sex ever.

  • Mattchu

    #29 is f***ed up. The pacifier, ok. But a neo pet? I'm creeped out.

    • Michele

      That's a Tamagotchi, not a Neopet. Neopets is a website… not that I still play with both…. *shifty eyes*

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    #33 LOL

  • Slumd0gg

    #8 not surprised to see an alberta plate… Place breeds douchebags.

    • Albertan

      Granted, but usually our douche bags are driving jacked up chipped out diesels with stacks coming out of their boxes, are no taller than 5'8" and wearing an Affliction t-shirt. Where are you from that is so d-bag free?

      • Yuppp

        Sounds like Northern California about 10 years ago. I think you guys are a little behind..

        • Whoopi_G

          It's still in full swing up here in N. Cal.

      • Slumd0gg

        Living in edmonton currently

    • Moon pie

      That is a pretty douchy comment…

      See what I did there. 😉

      • Yeahhh

        No

    • mynameis

      Lmfao finally someone agrees with me on this subject

      • Turnleft

        best part is that most people living in alberta are originally from Ontario or Newfoundland. Quit bringing your douchey-ness here.

  • FiddyKing

    #21

    Awesome shaving masterpiece. But what's up with the mullet?

  • gmx

    #16 Not Darwin related; military formations are grueling; you can stand in the same place for hours in all kinds of weather. Some other vets here will know what I am talking about. This can happen to anyone.

    • whatever

      Very much Darwin related: Acting stupidly to the point that threatens your health for no real reason is the essence of Darwin exceptions.
      It is not something that can happen to anyone. It is self inflicted.

    • Stanford EE PhD

      If you don't lock your knees and keep yourself hydrated the day before, you can stand in formation all day long even in hot wx. It just takes a good NCO to teach his/her people that fact.

      • gmx

        I was a good NCO in the marine corps, a great NCO, and I damn near vapor-locked 2 or 3 times.

    • Seth

      Some might find this mean spirited, but me and some fellow NCOs used to go to the parade grounds and make bets on who would be next to eat it.

      That being said, I can appreciate this pic. Pass and reviews, retirement ceremonies, etc were some suck ass details. I would have rather been at the gas chamber.

    • Taters

      Our medic, despite being in "Class A's", had her medic pack on her back for anyone who dropped. She stood there with the rest of us w/ an additional 50lbs.

    • Tim

      I remember my boot camp graduation day(a LONG time ago), people were dropping like flies. Near Chicago and of course it's crazy weather, it was 95° and we were still in blues(one week before dress change). Once we got on the tarmac and parade rest, seemed like there was a thud every few minutes. I remembered to not lock my knees and made it through very light headed, but didn't hit the deck.

      • Random

        One would assume that the formation would break to take care of the person in need.

        I for one do not miss D & C at all.

        • Anonymous

          Went through basic in Texas in the middle of the summer. We had people passout during PT in the morning but no one fell out during graduation.

  • ears184

    #11 reminds me of Maximus Thor. Please chivers, don't make this kid the next hot thing. Remember honey boo boo and what people have created with her. KCCO

    • stash

      he reminds me of the modern day king joffrey from Game of Thrones

    • john513

      meanwhile in Russia…

  • invalidusername

    #29 i'd still bang her

    • Smelted Pelted

      it's a dude.

    • jimbob

      She'd eat an Apple through a picket fence..hnnnnnn <shudders>

    • Yerp

      She'd bite your dick off.

    • vman89

      Sober?

  • Stick

    #28
    Not really, it's the one time you can actually have hair like that with little to no consequences.
    Pretty cool of the school not to crop it out, I think.

    • Travioso

      Exactly, I had a mohawk in highschool. Now I can't, because I've become a corporate tool. Do it while you can

  • muz

    #10 those dreads are just plain and simply nasty

    • Anomanom

      Those aren't dreads, that's a weed stash

      • amrith777

        Someone released the Kraken…or the mighty Cthulhu has risen o.0

  • arrowflight

    #39 Ramen Noodles – College staple.

    • Matt C

      I remember. Not great, but they grow on you.

    • 6655321

      Looks like Justin Timberlake circa whenever Backstreet Boys or 'NSync started. You know what I'm talking about.

  • elric619

    #11… Prince Jeoffrey?

    • downfall616

      right?

    • Anonymous

      King? But yes, I agree

    • Michele

      No wonder I thought he looked so familiar! If that's not him as a child, that has got to be a relative. The resemblance is just too creepy.

  • jimbob

    #3 #29 enough of this horid Russian cosplayer (? If you can call it that) she scares the paint of a blackboard

  • KingThing

    #31
    Having had 2 back surgeries…. That made me cringe….
    #32
    Lift the seat bitch!

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