Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Blue bronco

    #1
    "I'm going to eat you last."

    • DisNinjaSeen

      Just spit all over my windshield, and crash my car… Funny as hell.

      • üäö

        endangered species-
        the village idiot has a new victim

    • hi mom

      at least the birds killer left its head on

    • bob

      but which one is talking?

    • Anti-Chiver

      Chivers are DUMB! Best picture is # 17 but noooo. Didn't have tits, ass, something with KCCO, or some sad story about white people. Fuck you Chive.
      DONT KEEP CALM
      AND
      BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT!

      • Yerp

        You seem like a great guy.

      • negative nancy

        Here ya go. #17

    • William Teach

      Now that was fucking funny! Thanks for the laugh

    • negative nancy

      I lol'd with a frown on my face.

  • Jay

    47 and 49!!!

    • chiver

      hashtags my friend, hashtags…

    • Mattman

      Let me help you out. #47 and #49

      • Jay

        #rookie #thanks #probablystillnotusingthisright

        • Ryan

          Well done sir.

    • guest

      Whiskey and boobs. You have good taste.

      • a-whole

        Where is the whiskey? I see liqueur.

  • Nick M

    Early DAR makes me happy!!!

  • Achilles

    First Page.

    • Surf's Up

      Congrats! Now gargle live bees.

      • KeepinCalm

        Classic!! Lmao xD

  • MOAR

    #49 Same reaction.

    • thebeefinjector

      Me too

    • Mattman

      The cat says it all

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Yep, I know kitty-cat. I Know.
      I did the same face first

    • cDubya

      There's a cat?

      • KBCool

        I seriously didn't see a cat until i read the comments:D

        • SmokeyTheBear

          lmao same

          • Tokey the Bear

            I caught it as i was scrolling past it and did a hard double take…. no puns…

          • JSJ

            Ha I never woulda known there was a cat.

        • Guest

          You and me both!

    • WhatCat

      I'm sure this is Next Door Nikki with a cat Photoshopped into the picture.
      Not that I saw the cat to begin with

    • Laurie

      Lol, I didn't even SEE the cat, and I'm a heterosexual woman…

    • ElChippy

      I need a cat…or maybe some boobs…ya, boobs

  • Boner

    ¡Boner!

  • Jebus

    #29 nice umm… Bracelet?

    • Bob

      Amazing ass! Moar!!!

    • FunKiller

      What bracelet? I'm checking out that fantastic ass….it's fantastic!

    • Adam

      Everything about this is yes. Find her.

    • Guest

      Is a dude named Jose. True story.

    • Shadowstein

      she better hope to god a co-worker doesnt walk in on her

      • DAR

        Perfect ass! Ugly as hair…:(. Get rid of that skunk

    • JoeMamma

      Nicest ass I've seen in a while wow. Well done ms.

    • Mike

      Wars have started over asses like this.

    • TexanChiver

      she doesnt have to wash her hands to touch my food

    • frycook

      gotta love how classy steak n shake waitresses are

    • G'wan bi

      What…a……hole!

    • Kato

      Best. Co-worker. Ever.

    • Tahj

      #29 I need 10 dimes and 5 $1s…. If that makes sense to you then wow, what a small world

  • JDVmar

    #49 the cats face says it all MOAR!!!!

    • Nick M

      Wait…there's a cat in the picture?

    • April C.

      Even I didn't notice the cat, and I'm a lady.

      • JSJ

        I still don't see a cat, and I'm a dude.

        • Justin Cider

          April C who are you kidding you're no lady

          • this guy

            i see what you did there

    • ColaChiver

      I honest to Christ did not notice the cat until the comments on said cat. Damn.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #31 – I love Heavy Monday.

    • clint12

      Why, oh why there are stickers!!

      • ewwww

        Probably covering more gross moles.

        • Slim Jim

          what moles?

  • BigD

    Third!!!!

  • Jebus

    #36 nice umm… Bracelet?

    • FunKiller

      What bracelet? I'm checking out that fantastic…oh, bracelet….that is a fantastic bracelet though.

    • Adam

      Which begs the question of where she is going surfing if she's only allowed to be a few feet from her house.

      • DUBU2DEATH

        She probably just has a curfew so as long as shes in range by then shes good.

    • Dogfather269

      This can't be a recent pic,she actually looks Hot.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mark.valentino.52 Mark Valentino

        It's not recent. The bracelet was brought to you by Adobe Photoshop.

        • Duaneoca

          in that case, People is posting 'shopped photos. Wait, my bad, they do that don't they? Aren't they more explicit about their 'shopping? This one looks too subtle to be their work. Nonetheless, there are other photos in the set which say to me: REAL. 🙂
          http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,2…

          She isn't looking too bad in these pictures either, IMHO.

          • Jebus

            TLDR

    • Big Joe

      For some strange reason I think she looks even hotter with her ankle monitor

  • CanadianPiper

    #46 YESSSSSSSSSS! Smoke show

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Gorgeous smile! Great Bum! Just awesome all around..

    • Firefighter23

      I try not to wear my short shorts around the horse or else they confuse me for a lady horse and rupture my colon.

    • roadhog0

      My oh my!! We need more of this Chivette!! Cute, Sexy, Likes horses and bikinis. My kinda gal!!

    • Frank M

      I'm going to request moar once more. Hopefully her next outfit will be a bikini made of dental floss.

    • Pikesville

      She is the right kind of dirty!

    • rgh

      Even MOAR! 🙂

  • namtrok

    COMMENT

    • Surf's Up

      Good job, dipshit.

      • go on, git

        Won't you do us all a favour and fuck right off?

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #4 Nope, I'll just stand right here and enjoy the view.

    • Firefighter23

      Bitch hurry up I'm fuckin hungry!

    • Kodos

      … after you bring me a beer

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I'll take the booth with a view…

    • TIMMAY!!

      wonder which Twin Peaks that is?!?!?

  • pixelogre

    yes! #21 yes! #31 and hell yes! #33

    • Sofa_King_Awesome

      Jayden James. Very NSFW. but very worth your time

      • slappy

        Recognized by the hint of tattoo… someone watches a lot of porn. Good eye though.

    • Sofa_King_Awesome

      #21

      • UncleRoast

        So, yeah. Looked up Jayden James. Now I see why she took the photo at that angle. Butter face.

  • Omfg

    #49 cat matched my expression

    • Deadpool

      Didn't see the cat there ^^

  • Tony_zavala84

    #21 FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP AAAAANNND I LIVE YOU!

    • Tony_zavala84

      Or love… FUCKIN PHONE!

    • Sofa_King_Awesome

      jayden james

      • UncleRoast

        Butter face

  • neelsvanpk

    #1 Happy parrot is happy.

    • Surf's Up

      Stupid comment is stupid.

      • go on, git

        Seriously, fuck off.

    • ChurchoftheFonz

      Hyacinth Macaw, AKA gentle giant. Awesome birds!

  • FarmBoy

    #29 Looks like it hurts. #46 I'm in love

  • Mark

    #49 – Find her!

    • FLBP

      those*

      • oh yea

        Next door Nikki.. Google it 🙂

  • Porkins

    Well that's a big thumbs up and thank you there! #46

  • MOAR

    #2 Where did all the rum go?

    • Firefighter23

      Shit, no rum? Must be in Pennsylvania.

    • sparrow

      the rum is always gone

  • Z_b

    #21 Dat Curve

    • Cunt

      Is it sad that I recognize that this is pornstar Jayden James just because of the tattoo on her hip?

      • Z_b

        You've got a talent my friend..

      • ScruffyNerfherder227

        No sir, I think it's sad that I didn't need the tattoo to recognize that body as hers.

        • UncleRoast

          She's a butter face. Too bad.

          • yourafaggarooni

            your a fucking idiot

            • UncleRoast

              No, "yourafaggarooni," I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm opinionated. Get it? Face it, the girls mediocre face doesn't quite match her incredible body. It happens in life. Sorry that you're offended by that. Here's a little advice, though, that might serve to bring you passed your hostility . . . KCCO! By the way, that's a hell of a username you've got there. Haha!

            • UncleRoast

              And another thing. It's 'you're' not 'your.'

  • Vic

    #29 damn sexy!!!

    • Surf's Up

      Bitch, get back to work. My coffee isn't gonna brew itself.

      • johnq

        and make me a sandwich while you're at it!!!!!

  • thebigbangdito

    #31 #33

    No comment necessary

    • Miguel Majico

      So then why did you post a comment?

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