Daily Morning Awesomeness (40 Photos)

  • guy

    Ohh my gawwd! First!

    • IamAwesome

      I remember my first beer

    • Hill quick

      Hmm.. Anyone else notice that there are no more "James f'in Bond" type drops anymore after the movie has come out?  Viral advertising… He who pays the piper calls the tune

  • Still_Counts


    I saw what she did there…

    • Richard

      And it keeps getting cleverer every time I see it!

    • IamAwesome

      All I see is boobs

    • Frankee

      Wow.. shes touching her pussy ;] mmm 😀

  • guy

    Watching Dexter…

  • Tiber_Septim

    #2 yup it's a chick

    • Richard

      Shouldn't it be a white, fluffy cat?

    • kigero

      Don't let the size fool you that's a baby phoenix that he just plucked straight from its birthing fire

  • Tiber_Septim

    #35 In your face! Win!

    • etcrr


      • bbqpork

        you failed english, didn't you?

        • etcrr


          • JustKidding

            YouR welcome!!!1!!1

          • Not your, English

            You're a moron

            • Whisper Yang


    • Lev

      Take that, gravity!

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      This guy rules

      • MissVega84

        Tiber Septim was correct the first time. "You're = you+are " so he used "your" correctly…gosh

        • Pekel

          Maybe they really think he meant "In you are face! Win!"

        • emailhobo

          Sure is fun when some grammar prick fails! Isn't it?

  • hater

    #26. Carbon fiber stormtrooper armor?!? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY $$$.

    • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

      Most expensive stormtrooper suit ever.

    • TommyKnockers

      That shit is Bad Ass

  • Boo ya

    It's safe to say we need to find that pussy! #23

    • Lucas_Schmidt

      Guys she really looks like a girl from my hometown and her name is Luisa Vieira Boff, try it on facebook.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Why, did the fella run-off?
      Oh No! 😦

    • bobby

      posted on reddit about her not moving for 30 min because cat was asleep. finding her won't be hard

    • Levian

      wow, must have moar!

    • 4433

      we need i saw this, i thought 'some douche bag is going to make a pussy joke'

    • 4433

      when i saw this, i thought 'some douche bag is going to make a pussy joke'

    • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

      and pet it!

  • Phill

    #2 is Putin just before his mid-morning snack.

  • Cowthang

    #35 Beverly Hills Ninja is alive and flipping

    • 6655321

      Great White Ninja.

    • hi_steaks

      this a-moooo-ses me

    • Wogga

      I thought that was going to end in tears.

      • Hucks

        I thought it was going to end in burgers.

        Hats off to the fella, though.

  • 0_0

    #26 Holy Expensive costume Batman!

  • http://twitter.com/gcole_72 @gcole_72

    #30 I ordered 4 boxes of twinkies off of ebay as soon as i found out.

    • Twinkles

      why?? they are still going to make them

      • http://twitter.com/gcole_72 @gcole_72

        Either way, I have 40 spongy, yellow, delicious bastards to munch on.

    • MonkeyMadness

      You know how I know you're stupid?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        A colleague showed me how an 8 pack of Twinkies is apparently worth $25 on Ebay.
        So as ridiculous as this junk food is, its looking more and more like a commodity to invest in.

        • Smick

          We better hope there's no zombie apocolypse…

    • Stinky Dog

      WAIT!! All is not lost!!! Twinkies may live on yet! http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/twinkies-may

      • ChurchoftheFonz

        Mexican Twinkies. Their mascot goes from Twinkie the Kid to Speedy Gonzales…

    • Bill Nye

      Well twinkies never de-compose so I would see why they would hold some value!

      • Reptar

        Wrong, and I thought you were a scientist bill. For shame!

  • laura

    ehh #31 think you're doin it wrong

  • 6655321

    #28 Female dog; bitches take your money.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      Bitches love money.

  • tkk

    #17 It's the only way to be sure.
    #18 A sad time for America. A moment of silence for the twinkie (and hohos)

    • Alas

      #30 see? Without Hostess something is just….off. It's okay that you tagged the wrong image. We understand, it's a difficult time

    • SantaFeTrain

      #18 has a Chilean flag on it.

  • ander

    #23 So my friend says there's a cat in this picture somewhere…. I dont see it

    • brian

      its between her legs , if you rub it , it will purr

  • Richard

    #13 Aw man, I'm so jealous. 😦

    I love chips. 😦

    • kcco hockey

      Grand rapids vipers fan is why that boy needs a real jersey

      • dudeski

        its the Detroit Vipers

  • that dude

    #27 bitch I'm FABULOUS

    • Notknowing

      It hurts just looking at this pic.

  • unstablegirl

    #22 But you forgot your complimentary pamphlets!

    • IamAwesome

      Hip. Hip Hop. Hip Hop Anonymous?

      • JustAnotherGuy

        If you French fry when you should have Pizza'd, you're going to have a bad time

  • LouisvilleChiver

    #20 Ooo – Piece of Candy… Ooo – Piece of Candy… Ooo – Piece of Candy…

    • http://www.facebook.com/phoenixv8 phoenixv8

      Even though its been years since I saw that episode, I still read that in James Woods' voice

      • LouisvilleChiver

        Me too!!! LMAO!!! Chive On!!!


    #25 Bitches love Chocolate

    #36 Im serious people keep it up with these Gay Breaking Bad memes and Heisenberg is going to slip some Ricin in your next meal or cigarette

    • Chris

      #25 also has a picture where most of the chocolate husband was eaten at the crotch…

  • MonkeyMadness

    #13 The Forever Alone flavored mmm….

  • King Kong

    #40 number of the week

    • Dan

      And then they cuddled.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #40 How you know when the milk has gone BAD.

    • OhioChiver

      Going to the grocery store has always been a Thriller anyhoo. B)

    • JMAC

      Only smooth criminals leave without paying.

  • Manbearbig

    Jesus that's terrifying. #22

    • Smick

      Nearly as terrifying as when the real deal rings the door bell

  • Acidvolta

    #27 Bitch I'm FABULOUS!

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