If anybody would care to explain these stock photos that’d be great (37 Photos)

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  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    "Hahaha nice try, white guy"

    • Tbert

      I thought that was Carrot Top at first.

  • AmericanMullet

    #25 yeah lady that is what Gangnam style sounds like

  • tv_paul

    #14 I think we have a Taylor Swift porn parody in the making right here.

    • thebeefinjector

      #14 #16 need to be shopped ASAP!

  • Mikeg01sf

    #4. Challenge accepted

  • tv_paul

    #34 I think he's tweeting someone right now.

  • VolleyMav

    #16 Don't care, still buying whatever she's selling.

    • AtlantaBurning

      She's got a tool to sell tools.

    • carrie

      of course u will…u got a dick…

  • MylesofStyles


    • Guesty McGuest

      I was thinking "Friends, Romans, countrymen…"

    • Larry Bambu

      Eye Candy meets Ear Handy

    • Morten Prang Norup

      I was thinking 'lend me your ears'

    • kcmwilson

      Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears…

  • DB Conor

    #1 At first, Veridian Dynamics tried to contain the Zombie Virus. Those efforts were less than successful.

    • http://4chan.org/b gnocco

      Hooray, 'Better Off Ted' reference!

  • Darrell



    • Larry Bambu

      Warner Bros in real life

    • buttzmckenzie

      I'll gut you like a Cornish Game Doctor

  • Abusement_Park

    #5. The budget cuts were deep here……

    • Larry Bambu

      Giant killer cops of the future

  • MylesofStyles

    #32 My wife told me I had to choose between her and watching football on Sundays…

    • Justin Cider

      ya my first wife said the same thing… I miss her

      • Gross Toasties

        She said to say hi

  • DB Conor

    #10 Creative Director said he wanted a girl with nice melons.

    • Tim

      Actually, the Saskatchewan Roughriders are trying to market to the non-male-non-pilsner-drinking crowd. 'Don't just wear a watermelon helmet – serve the fruit to your guests as you all enjoy the game.'

  • sfb101

    #14 Could do it right. #20 Not so much…
    #26 Slash's sister?

    • Larry Bambu

      Cocaine Is a hell of a drug !!

  • KingThing

    #1…. Must be on the "Dog food" diet……

  • DB Conor

    #12 Craig was a hard worker, a real team player. He would do anything for this company, but eventually, his otherwise successful career was ended by his chronic flatulence.

    • Larry Bambu

      Is this a before or after shot?

  • Doug



  • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

    As FUBAR as these are, I'd be more interested to see the pruchase statistics for them. Making weird shit is one thing, buying it…?

    • hara

      Just what I thought. I immediately started imagining what message I would buy these for. Suffice to say, I wish my company's business was a tad more diverse.

      Um, anyway… yeah, I'd have liked to see the metrics for these.

  • Abusement_Park

    #14. There's talent here……and it has nothing to do with cigarettes.

  • DB Conor

    #1, #3, #7, #9, #10, #12, #13, #21, #27, #36 Clearly, the stock image business is developing the zombie demographic.

  • Noladev

    #33 That ball is definitely too heavy for her…

    • Anotherwes

      11 lb is a good starting weight for an adult woman, I'm surprised she can keep her eyes open with all that make-up on her lids….

  • fucked

    #2 lost a weird bet

    • Larry Bambu

      PORK Tenderizer Ad

    • Ugo

      Yes, it's seems they are lost a weird bet

  • DB Conor

    #20 Returning to stand up comedy was not the best decision Ellen Degeneris ever made.

  • TheVanityScore

    i will take #14 she knows whats up.

  • rtwfdsa

    Well #10 is obviously Lady Gaga

  • rtwfdsa

    #20 Lesbo Ellen in the near future.

    • http://twitter.com/mation Really?

      You couldn't just say Ellen? Or Ellen Degeneres?

      • hara

        <sarc> why? Has she gone gay now too? </sarc>

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