Work happens (30 Photos)

Bored? Pulling hilarious pranks on co-workers? Don’t like your job? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com.

  • rob

    #4 #7

    My boss said that to me, that is my response!

    • yousuck

      Wow…very original. loser

      • rob

        Wow, very original name yousuck

    • CanadianMedic

      Is there anyone on here that would like a small black KCCO hoodie mine arrived today and is too small preferable someone who can't afford it? I'm fortunate enough to be able afford another. I know this seems like spam but I'm being serious

      • Shawny

        Weren't you on here yestuday. Man take it to a thrift store ok

        • CanadianMedic

          Nope just this post and the dar I'd rather it go to a chiver who understand the stress of trying ti get one than just give it to a thrift store

  • MylesofStyles

    Scrolling a post of people not working at work while I don't work at work makes me believe that my productivity level may not be through the roof today.

    • Macro

      This is why China is winning.

  • tv_paul

    #22 Not door but window….ah close enough.

  • Tillman61

    #28 I didn't know Jennifer Aniston works at a warehouse too –

    • Yoselahonda

      Yeah, and Jessica Simpson works at a Costco.

    • 16inchzipper

      Where she ended up after Chotchkies!

    • guest

      great legs!

  • tv_paul

    #9 Great, now he'll have to sponge off all his friends.

    • Verbal_Kint

      He could always just pimp out his ho-ho's…

      • Hrdwood

        Ding dongs, sno balls, fruit pies, cream filling…. He just do porn.

      • KeepinCalm

        or just sit around and play with his ding dong…

        • Verbal_Kint

          That was a zinger…

          • tv_paul

            He could record an album of remakes like Suzie Q or maybe do a duet with Drake.

            • WileEOne

              Little Debbie called… said she has an opening he could fill.

              • tv_paul

                Or he could take up Yodeling.

            • Verbal_Kint

              And Stevie… wait for it…. WAAAAIIT FOOOR IIIIT….. Wonder…

              • tv_paul

                Or old Bread songs.

                • The_Dood

                  Piece of cake for him…

                • Where's Dildo

                  I can only imagine the amount of shame he's filled with

                • WileEOne

                  I thought this thread would go stale, but it seems pretty well preserved…

                • Verbal_Kint

                  This is a tough case. Maybe Colombo could solve it.

                  • tv_paul

                    This tickled my funny bone

                    • Hrdwood

                      I think we should shelve this for awhile… we can always come back to it later…it'll still be fresh.

                    • Macro

                      Keep it wrapped up for later.

  • etcrr

    #22 Not door but window….ah close enough.

  • etcrr

    #9 Great, now he'll have to sponge off all his friends.

    • iChive

      Well, life isn't a cake-walk.

    • paulsux

      SO glad someone else is paying some attention. cheers to you.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Good line but a few posts late. 😛

  • misschris

    #16 And headless apparently!

    • sidewaysrob

      shopped? How the..

    • Yo Mamma

      Seriously, what is going on here?

    • Dan

      not funny, it was actually a terrible accident!

  • cheezy panties

    #26 Not to sound gay, but those are some ugly shoes and jeans.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Pretty gay

      • usuck

        just like you

    • KeepinCalm

      Goin' out on a limb here – MOAR!!!

    • Yoselahonda

      #26 I didn't know he gave Saturn fucks. Maybe that's why Smokey thinks he's gay.

      • life

        This is could be the reason for Americans being so dumb.

    • KAJ

      Moar for sure! Just to know for certain…

    • Kevrhutch

      I find this on the sexy side,,

  • whyme1973

    #14 You look just like a friend of mine.
    #28 Can I come work with you?

    • GAH

      #14 SLB cementing?

    • sluttypuppy

      #14 I know that shop

  • jimctu

    #1 want one of that with beer =)<img src="; width="1"/>

    • Verbal_Kint


  • Daywalker

    #4 quoted for truth

  • Stick

    Could be really awful or really awesome, depending on what that is

    • iheartboobiez

      2 girls 1 fountain?

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #26 This is me, everyday.

    • iheartboobiez

      You don't look like the hi-heal's kinda guy, but I could be mistaken.

  • jOb

    #4 Spoken like a true Ron Swanson

  • Porkins

    I know I'm curious as to what the rest of her looks like #26

    • MonkeyMadness

      Knowing The Chive, it's probably a dude.

  • iChive

    #26 One could argue the heels send a contradictory message.

    • monica

      I have a pair of those and yes they are my CMF "come fuck me's" so yes I'd have to agree with ya lol

      • longshot421

        God love ya! Heels are hot, and that's a great message to send. Approved.

      • -M@-

        that'd be taking rather than giving…

      • John

        Then wouldnt they be your CFM's not CMF's?

  • Honey boo boo

    Yoohoo fountain

  • chron247

    #1 In an attempt to increase productivity Starbucks Corporation installs coffee fountains!

  • Bob
  • Dar Toews

    #3 look they even come with a cup holder!

  • Yoselahonda

    #1 Yoohoo! fountain ftw!!!!

  • benny

    #23 is about as accurate as it gets nowadays.

  • TxChiver

    #18 What are these guys looking at?

    • Macro

      Dressed like that? Probably at all the horrible life choices they've made.

    • mikegezz

      pretty sure they are Enterprise Rent a Car tool bags… i worked there before and we all dressed horrible.. lol

  • haha

    laughed way to hard at #9… well played

    • Same old $hit

      You can never laugh TO hard…TOO hard is another story.

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