Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)


    #8,#11,#34 Suddenly my 'Wattle" is rock hard…Happy Thanksgiving Chive nation.

    • sidthird

      yes this is great.. but really.. John if u r gonna take a shot atleast take the top off…u don't lick a nipple with the shirt on

  • JJ1


    • weaksauce

      You Failed………………………close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades

    • guest


  • Big Duke 6

    Thank you Chive for helping me get through Thanksgiving.

    • chicago_animal

      You need a website to get through thanksgiving? Sounds like someone needs a girlfriend.

  • KayMan

    umm wooowwww #14

    • Team C

      Doc did a great job.

      • Daniel Tosh


      • I'm Awesome

        true story

      • Harmonica

        how can anyone like fake tits?

        • Jimbo

          Fake tits are the best tits.

          • spike

            No. The best tits are the ones you can touch…. with your face.

    • fagmallion

      Tomorrow she shows us her lips and starfish. ALL FOR FREE!!!! You're winning baby, you're winning!

      • Cornholio

        I want to put my tongue in her butt.

        • Hahahaha

          Hahahahahahaha, bravo

    • Will

      Agreed… O… M… G…

    • Gus McLovin

      I would let her massage my tongue with any part of that.

    • bdg

      I'm thankful for #8 #9 #11 and #14 May we have seconds????

  • http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

    #41 what the hell?

    • Tony

      It's a reflection in the glass.

    • Matt

      It's Gorilla Sandusky.

    • levi

      A guy standing next to us took the picture and we laughed at how it looked like my son was in there

    • Big Poppa

      i believe the question was rhetorical.

      • DoucheBag Hunter

        Your face is rhetorical.

        • Billy

          Son, go back to bed.

    • Molon Labe

      Obama voters.

  • justaclick

    #42 Mother of god.

    • Kzo

      says "let me get you a clearer photo", puts a shirt on and stays in the shade.

      That's cruelty there!

      • uuuhhhno

        the last photo is quite old, seen it a while ago in a thread pointing out poor photoshopping efforts. Based on the "shadow" of the girl on the right, it makes no sense why the left has light showing on the same side as the shadow on her butt. Chive are you trolling?

    • CHaoT1C

      It is very "hump"able

    • http://snallabolaget.com SnallaBolaget

      Mother of god? I doubt it… but I'd love to father her children… 😀

  • greg

    #8 ill never object to this being reposted.

    • Chiefhenry27

      Indeed. Always nice when Jordan Carver is in the DAR.

      • tralfaz

        …and representing. #9

    • Kevrhutch

      I want to see a video of this

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I am thankful for Squishy

  • drewdeze

    #47 that is all

    • paul

      …appears to be well used…

    • Red

      I hope some lucky bastard is getting that…

    • Kraken

      Perfect gap! Mmmm!

    • Smashy76

      #47 is maybe 4 feet tall. I'm actually wondering if she's even 18…..

      • Guest

        Stop wondering, you're doing it wrong.

  • bones

    #49 #50
    Thank you so much!

    • KyleGamgee

      Meaghan is just the best.

    • Canadodian Reprobate

      Meaghan, we like your puppies too.

  • bones

    #14 thanks for putting yourself out there!

    • fagmallion

      Your Dad is proud of you.

      • Gyp

        Her Dad is DOIN" that

        • Cornholio

          Lucky guy.

    • PiotrXC

      She'd be pretty 2 cups smaller.

      • Jawbone

        She WAS two cups smaller. Couple thousand bucks later and you get this.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I would do terrible, terrible things to be with her. Jesus forgive me lol

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #22 you are invited to dinner tomorrow.

    And in case The Chive is busy tomorrow and posts are limited, Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

    I'm thankful for humps and DARs and squishys and OH SHITs

    • iheartboobiez

      She is Canadian, we had our's last month.

      • Cracka_ass_cracka

        The offer would still stand regardless of the time of year

  • Rob

    #33 go home moose, you are drunk

    • Kevrhutch

      OK, what one of you drunk asses put a moose on the roof?

  • wow

    The humps killed it today!

  • Mark

    Two days in a row I thought I'd miss the DAR before I left work! You're killing me, John! I think my refresh button is broken…

  • silver

    #16, I hope she gets him a fleshlight for Christmas

    • smallchinaman

      This isn't news, they are just married.

      • Guested

        BAhahahahah – just what I thought. Based on experience. Sob.

    • she's human too

      She's in the biggest lie-hole I've ever seen. She told the dude she doesn't want to have sex with him and built a web of deceit around it. She'll never tell him it's because his knee-nipple gives her the heebie-jeebies.

    • Electric Boogalo

      Kids are so stupid.

    • FolleRousse

      I wish they realized how retarted they sound. Asexual means you can reproduce w/o sex I believe they mean abstinent .
      Bacteria: asexual :: nuns:abstinent

      • Hmm

        Asexuality is also called "non-sexuality". What you're thinking of is asexual reproduction.

        Also, it's spelled "retarded".

      • UnCorked

        Maybe that is what she needs…. to be *retarted* just sayin'

  • Boobman

    #50 nice finish

  • ME

    #21 ME

  • DarksideDrew

    Unreal hump dar

  • NcouthYouth

    #14 great googly moogly

    • timmay

      For some reason these pics smack of desperation. I mean I love a good bewb pic as much as the next guy, but for some reason these just scream out, "I'm needy and will drive you nuts." Still hit it though.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      They smack me to attention

  • Physed33

    #50 those would make for a great main course for thanksgiving!!

  • tim

    how you doing

    • Hyphen

      "Here come the meat sweats."

    • kevin Whitten

      a ghost!

  • OhioChiver

    #14 And we are thankful for you for returning for another post!

    • paul

      Who is "we"…

      • fagmallion

        Just the pathetic chivers.

  • http://twitter.com/keymasterbacon @keymasterbacon

    #50 bless you for the beautiful close. Can't wait to touch you

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Good lord…..

    • Lucky Lucy

      kinda want to touch them myself!

    • Sethiroth

      where can i buy tickets to this show?!

    • Jess


    • FrankFuror

      Creepy much?

  • Eze_Kiel

    #31 Can… can I ask about your awesome rack instead?

    • John Jones


    • _DoC_

      Suddenly had the desire to motor-boat a t-rex

      • direthol

        Can i ask about your Tits-Rex as well?

    • Nick


  • ^is gay

    Ask me about my one-eyed lizard

    • Gmoney

      HAAA Thats some funny shit right there!

    • Cornholio

      Spitting Yogart!

    • dirtysteve

      Is it very scaly?

    • fatty

      Think you mean one eyed snake. Unless your dick has legs.

      • Zimo

        wait, your dick doesn't have legs?

    • jimmer nobody


    • Bent Stick

      best shirt design ever!!!

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