Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • TomatoTipper

    Daily Morning Awesomeness? I really need to get to sleep.

    • rfer

      #2 Hint: that's me in there grabbing your gf's rack 😉

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #24 Welcome to life, buddy

    • fwrf

      hell yeah, get used to it little guy.

      • fwrf

        had no idea the dude below said the same exact fucking thing…smh

    • ccc

      Scarred for life.

    • Awesome

      Greatest comment ever

  • Vic

    #30 damn sexy!

    • sfvsd

      The exorcism of Emily Boobs..

    • jasonB

      Jesus man. She's got braces. Put it back in your pants.

      • Shakermaker

        Yeah, that was my second thought also.

      • hello?

        because a girl has to be under 18 to have braces? smh…

    • theederv


    • Where's Dildo

      Looks to have a bright future

      • http://4chan.org/b gnocco

        because she lives in Florida and enrolled in 'The Bright Futures' program. right?

    • wongo7p

      Hold still, don't move….while I stick my….hand in the water to see if it's warm.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #25 Congrats fuck cancer!

    • JAG


    • Electric Boogalo

      Great pic.

      • Alex

        Sorry to burst everyones bubble, but that kid died. This picture was taken back in 08, I believe, and part of a series in a magazine on this kids battle with cancer. I think it won a pulitzer prize.

        • DoucheBag Hunter

          Ouch. That sucks. Talk about a balloon deflator.

          • Orukal

            There are a lot of balloons out there, my friend. My son, Ashe, has leukemia and he'll be receiving chemo for this cancer for the next three years. In the 10 months that he's been treated, we've met a lot of other children like Derek Madsen pictured here, for various illnesses. Remember both those who are at rest, those standing up to the attacks and those that have left illness in the dust.

  • DerpNinja

    #24 Get used to it, little guy……

  • Vic

    #7 those talents seem useful!

    • btgr

      I wish i was her carpet..doesn't matter which one..

    • guest

      #30 will be #7 in 10 years

    • Just sayin'

      There she is again, I think; Hawaiian beauty?…
      I recognize that tush 🙂

  • Da Nig Nagga

    #7 approves of dat donk

  • scoopit

    #33 the nipples match the drapes

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #13 Forever a snow cone.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #17 I could watch this all day

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Puppies and Tits

  • RandomTask09

    #28: Well that's easy, move to New York like these guys.

    • Joe


    • ffff


    • Fred

      Had something to say to this but apparently theChive now has parental blocks……???

      • DoucheBag Hunter

        Was it appropriate? Perhaps it was the more effective DouchBag Blocker? If your comment wasn't douche-like, try using symbols to substitute letters.

    • Jasonkidd

      Loved it… too bad that's not the peace symbol but the Mercedes logo

    • ...

      I bet they fought over who got to keep the middle sign after…

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Dude, his people are occupying your country. It was 'Palestine' until they decided they want it to be called 'Israel'.

      Smack the f**ker.

      • keystone183

        Well, now aren't you ignorant.

      • Dan

        If you recall from biblical and non-biblical accounts of history, the Jews were the first to make Israel their religious holy land. It has gone back and forth over the years, but Jews have always been present. It's easy to attack via rockets and suicide bombers to then retreat and cry to the media how Israel is oppressing you. Now not this isn't everyone in Gaza, but the people who control the region and use their resources to procure rockets instead of helping their region prosper, like the Jews did when Israel was established. Sadly, there are innocents on both sides of the fence that get caught in the line of fire, only Israel doesn't deliberately kill civilians, the terrorists put their people in harms way.

        • weirdscribble

          Very well said Dan. Had to comment because you can only like once.

        • Blind_Eye13

          I completely agree with weirdscribble. Thanks for posting.

        • OmahaDude

          Dan, I agree with a lot of what you've said. But 'Anyoneforcoffee' is partially right. The Irgun was a Jewish organization that carried out attacks in the region both before and after the formation of Israel, and their MO was attacks on Arabs to establish the right of Jews to be in Palestine. I did and extensive graduate-level history paper on the topic. Look it up, Menachem Begin was one of the leaders, and was alleged to be involved with the Jewish bombing of the King David Hotel in '46 and the Deir Yassin massacre in '48. Bottom line is that the reason Palestinians are still pissed is because the British turned over their former Palestinian colony to the Jews for the formation of Israel, and thereafter they lost property they had been living on for hundreds of years. Not defending Hamas' actions mind you, because they are deplorable, but I don't see this issue being resolved any time soon.

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Seriously? You're going back 2,000 years to 'justify' the Israelis' right to this land?

          Back when it was only a collection of loose tribes in the region and thousands of years before any borders were laid down?

          That gives them the right to total ownership of all the land?

          Are you aware that it is just the US and Israel that has this mindset? I wonder why that is….

      • DeflaterMouse

        My name is AnyoneforCoffee and I'm a fucking idiot. Read a book you fucking clown.

      • paul

        That's dumb… it was owned by Britain… It was never owned by the Palestinians.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        ^^^ Mmm, I see they have stopped teaching history in American schools.

        That land has been the Palestinian homeland for 1,300 years until Zionists starting immigrating heavily between 1880s and the 1940s. The British pulled out of the Mandate when they could no longer control the mass immigration (the country had just come out of a global war that all but broke it, if you remember) and on 14 May 1948, the day after the end of the British Mandate, the World Zionist Organisation declared "the establishment of a Jewish state in Eretz Israel, to be known as the State of Israel" within a large proportion of Palestine and then proceeded to take over much of the rest, removing all right for the Palestinian people to self-government and their own military.

        How Palestine was reduced over the past 60 years: http://fasttimesinpalestine.files.wordpress.com/2

        The revisionism in your education is beyond ridiculous. I suggest you start learning for yourselves as the system has let you down. May I suggest starting off with Wikipedia before moving onto more in-dpeth texts?

        Saying that, brutally taking land from the native people and consigning them to inhospitable territory is the American Way, isn't it.

    • keystone183

      Lets go with, terrorist bastards like to shoot rockets and mortars at innocent people? PS, if you think that is the israeli's, have your head examined.

      • ...

        And when drone fire hits innocent people its ok. People are once again simplifying a very complex issue

        • Dan

          No it's not okay, but who is really putting these civilians in harm's way? The terrorists who use schools and neighborhoods to fire rockets, or a country defending its borders/people? If it were America and Canada or Mexico were firing rockets at us, everyone would be all gung-ho at kicking their asses. You're right, it's a complex situation, but the simple truth is every confrontation begins with Israel being attacked and then responding. But Israel looks like the aggressor because they have technology to help prevent having to send in ground troops, thus saving the lives of their own people. The terrorists and their sympathizers are very good at exploiting the media for this effect.

        • Umbra Fractus

          When an Israeli kills a civilian it's an accident.

          When a Palestinian kills a civilian it's a victory.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        11 Palestinians died today. No Israelis.

        20 Palestinians, including three children, died yesterday. No Israelis.

        29 short-range rockets were fired from Gaza yesterday. There were 100 Israeli airstrikes on Gaza.

        The bus attack was a bomb, not a rocket.

        • DoucheBag Hunter

          What do you call a bus of Palestinians driving off a cliff? ^_^

    • Cornholio

      We need to bring Gay Marriage to the muzzies.

    • pen_scribe

      I'd just like to point out that back in 1812, America tried to expand their border north into British North America, the British fought back and pushed all the way down to Washington and burned the White House. In 1867, British North America became Canada, and today the US and Canada have one of the best relationships going for two countries sharing borders.

      If Washington was some sort of holy piece of land, I wonder if things would be the same?

    • toocoolforschool

      americans are the only people in the world that are in the dark about this. Luckily for Israel that is all that matters.

  • Da Nig Nagga

    #32 trust a fellow African, don't eat dat shat

  • hater

    #12. Whoa. This is heavy.

    • ewdeziel

      Great Scott!!!

      • dutch

        the building on the left is Dallas City Hall, also used in Robocop as 'future police station'.

        #28 why you draw Mercedes Benz logo instead of peace symbol? just sayin'

    • English_Rob

      Although you have to wonder if it was really in the film.

      • etcrr

        I have to wonder if you have a sense of humor, wet blanket.

    • p_rock

      There's that word again. Heavy.

      • Hay

        Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

    • Marty

      This is fake. The movie showing during this scene was Jaws 19

      • WBM

        Correct. and the "jaws" 3D came out and ate Marty.

    • Richard

      Why is photoshopping Back to the Future and dooping people becoming a thing now?

      • bobby

        don't know, but already tired of it.

        • fearthecacti

          Agreed. Stop bad touching my childhood assholes.

          • Awesome

            There's something not right about that sentence…

            • KAFman

              I think that was supposed to read something like, "stop touch my asshole uncle".

    • davejames86

      Shopped. Supposed to be Jaws 13.

      • davejames86

        Meant to say 19.

    • Clackas

      Its actually jaws in the movie it just someone playing with photo shop 😦

  • Sean

    #9 No bullets. Oh ya fuck cancer #25

    • etcrr

      #You = no sense

    • DickFister

      No bullets

      • tralfaz

        I read that in John McClane's voice.

  • Da Nig Nagga

    #20 dat won't stop me and my ghetto homies

    • bo vice

      My smith and wesson will..

    • TwistedFister

      The only thing that'd stop you and your "homies" in your tracks is a job application.

      • Daith_Lee

        You really think this guy is black? With the amount of trolls on the net, how can you be sure? The only thing I'm actually sure of is your ignorant comment back.

        • iheartboobiez

          How can we be sure you're black?

  • Mazur

    It never gets old!

  • Alex

    #28 now if we could multiply this by a few dozen million things would be better

    • bobby

      i say, if they can't live together, let them die together. i mean seriously, how long have they been fighting for that piece of land?

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Well, Israel annexed it in 1948 so…..64 years.

        • keystone183


    • Bob25

      Aaahh. look. They about to kill each other when the dude with 8 arms starts eating the other dudes cow…

  • Da Nig Nagga

    Can we get some Nappy ebony hoes up in hur

  • Da Nig Nagga

    Can we get some BBWW up in hur … Big Beautiful White Women

    • iheartboobiez

      Go to Wal-Mart.

  • Scott

    #2 and #13 should get together.

  • Googs

    how many of you out there use the ol' highlight text+right click+seach google for "…"? It could really save the world.

    • ggg

      thanks for that!

    • el_rod1986

      Mind blown

  • Da Nig Nagga

    My BBC needs some Latino poon to slobba on

    • vlkvkelr

      You have a small dick and I'm guessing you are very very white.

    • EquallyPointless

      Befuddled Brain of a Child? Stop being a nozzle. The only amuse or impressed is you.

  • Da Nig Nagga

    Can we get some interracial lesbians up in hur

  • PiratesFan

    #1 "Huh? Oh shit! She's home!"

  • Da Nig Nagga

    Can we get dem skinny cracked out hoes, I mean "fit girls", on here more

    • hadenuffau

      What is really sad is you are probably some white trash from arkansas that thinks your bullshit is funny….take this shit somewhere else.

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