You’re gonna regret that tattoo (38 Photos)

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  • ChiveMaster

    #2 I don't think that is actually a tattoo.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Correct.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Can I write "Correct" without getting deleted? Can I meow?

      • Jon

        Go away, Paul.

      • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

        Stay around paula

    • Haha

      We dont care what u think. Ha

    • Steve_French

      Thumbs up because Mr Bungle

      • ChiveMaster

        Thank you sir!

    • Jess

      It's not. It's makeup.

    • usedasharpiebefore

      Very Obviously Sharpie. Especially the silver.

    • Gradaddy

      can't thumbs-up or -down… you're at 311. keep it there!

    • mainstagezine

      It is makeup. That is my friend in the photo.

  • https://www.facebook.com/hannah.e.carter.3 Hannah Elizabeth Carter

    the one on that girls face…why!?!?!

    • Colin

      pretty sure its makeup

      • nbree

        Pretty sure she means #30.

        • MonkeyMadness

          It would help if she told us what the hell she was talking about.

          • thom

            Why any of them anytime anywhere?!?!?!?

  • Go me

    First.. Yes!

    • Go me

      3rd is still respectable … I gave it a good effort

      • dickball

        You are a fucking idiot.

        • meow

          meow

  • Abel

    #24 Pretty legit tat. Still stupid though.

    • PCHannon

      Does it say something on each arm when separated? If so, then I like this tat…

      • Abel

        That is what my guess is.

    • Steeze

      I think its dope. i feel strong is a waste of a good idea like that but it looks sick

  • Da Nig Nagga

    Gets tattoos but can't see because blend in with skin color 😩

  • I wouldn't do it but

    #24 is kinda cool.

    • http://twitter.com/FordRJ @FordRJ

      I would have to agree great idea, but more thought could have gone into this!

    • Rob

      I like

  • Tillman61

    #26 It's going to take therapy and prescription medication for me to forget that image.

    • Kyle

      Are you kidding me? This is a great tattoo!

      • joe shabadoo

        i agree. why would anyone ever regret that tattoo!?

    • Frank

      Yo dawg, I heard you like Hulk Hogan so…

  • matt

    just wtf

  • jamie

    #29 What ??? #30 Sounds about right !

  • Insanity

    #30 isn't regrettable. It's a public service announcement.

    • grumpy

      Yeah, I'd find that extremely helpful. If only they ALL came so obviously identified!

      • davo

        she should have just gotten "idiot" instead

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I can't seem to write anything anymoar without getting deleted… 😦

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • McBeastie666

      getting that way for me too.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        For YOU even? Wow, Chive sure isn't what it used to be anymoar…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

        • GeorgiaRosa

          you get mileage out of those testimonials don't you, I think I wrote that last May or June Paula, ..yes it's me, insanely great …LMAO..;) Keep up the good work ! Your no. 1 Fan xx

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Well yes, I do get good mileage, especially out of the good ones ❀

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – Fan testimonial: "you know why I love Paula? because every time someone tries to burn her with some stupid joke she makes them look like an ass, you'd think they'd learn. She is more clever and funnier than 90% of the ppl on here. – CanadianMedic"

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            http://thechive.com/2012/05/10/an-article-on-thec

            I know that by head.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • GeorgiaRosa

              no no, I love to love you actually..not love to hate..LOL πŸ˜‰

    • HumpDan

      Please delete this garbage.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        UGH!!1! Why did you write that garbage and then ask for it to be deleted? You shouldn't have written it in the FIRST place then.
        Your a special kind of dumb asshat.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "The correct use of "you're" vs. "your" would be: Paula, you're a mistake that your parents should never have made. – @McBeastie666"

        • facepalm

          "you're"

          To this day I don't understand why people don't at least try to use proper grammar if they want to troll/try and have witty [that is being generous to you] comebacks.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            The facepalm is on you buddy. I even warned you in my signature!!1!
            Chivers are SO dumb!!1!

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to bait

            • Gramer Nazi

              Actually facepalm is right
              You are or "You're" a dumbass Paula

        • Jon

          Shut up, Paul.

    • Pete

      Quit with the fan quotes and comment on the post, not yourself, you might have more luck.

    • i8paula

      #38 looks familiar – is it Hugo from lost or Paula…?

    • grumpy

      Heck, Paula, even decent stuff I post (not flames, trolls, or negative comments) seem to disappear an hour later anymore, too. Not sure what the moderator method is, except "Close my eyes and randomly click posts to delete them."

    • Professor Squeegee

      Likewise…

    • Yerp

      So stop writing.

  • rileyrose

    Actually I think the andy tattoo is awesome

    • Silent

      indeed it is.

  • Chris

    I don't know, I think this one is pretty cool. #8

    • Guse

      My thoughts too

    • nate

      looks painful as hell. but yeah it's pretty sweet

    • db3300

      If this guy's name is Woody then it seals the deal.

      • merica'

        why would his name be woody?

        • eric

          It's from the Toy Story movies. Andy wrote his name on the bottom of Woody's boot.

        • lat297

          lol…

    • alex

      Kinda looks like it's written in pen and not an actual tattoo. It would be a pretty sweet tat though.

  • Aegis17

    I don't know if it's the girl or tatt but not bad, #16

    • Poop Stain

      Gross

    • Balorati

      There's a whole lot of bad with this picture…she has insets in her teeth, an anchor piercing above her wrist, her eyes are Anime big…not to mention her right shoulder is impossibly far away from the rest of her body.

    • bob

      she needs to eat a sandwich

    • PCHannon

      Looks like she has the inner connecting skin for her upper lip pierced… weird!

    • North

      There's a line between fit thin, and too damn thin. She's crossed it.

    • Smokin_Chiefs

      Bet that her ring taps her two front teeth when she runs!

    • Ander

      She's what we call a "lights off" girl. You'd do her, but only in the dark.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jared.east.9 Jared East

      Its the v8 supercar in the background lol

      • johnny

        bahaha first thing I noticed…

    • Professor Squeegee

      She lacks everything good.

    • alex

      This has 'daddy issues' written all over it.

    • Swank

      The tatt is cool the girl is awkward, the lip piercing is what is actually really off with this, well and the fact she needs a doughnut or 12 pronto.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #2 – just makeup.

    #26 – it's like hulkamania is collapsing into itself.

  • April C.

    #26 If it wasn't so fucking weird, I'd say it's impressive work!

  • mshaw166

    I can't imagine the artists actually doing some of these.

    • Jack Wagon

      Money talks bro. Kinda like #25 he misspelled douche bag

    • joe who

      ha, funny…you called them artists πŸ™‚

  • some guy

    is there any tatt that you're not gonna regret?

    • JohnnyDingo

      plenty.

    • Good Lord

      All tattoos are bad. Only low-lifes have them.

      • DigitalBoyScout

        haha, trollllololllolo.

      • Old Maid

        Ancient civilizations all had different ways of creating body art, so they are low-lifes? Get a life dipshit. Maybe read a book?

        • intel

          Here's a quote from an ancient book…… Leviticus 19:28

    • Alicia

      Um…I have a tattoo and I'm definitely not a low life, and I haven't regretted it since I got it a year ago. I would never get ones like these, though.

    • Lisa Martin

      I have a tattoo as well. Yeah, it's a butterfly, but it's a solid steel hit you at 80 mph butterfly. It's okay. You'll be fine. You might even like it. πŸ™‚ lol πŸ™‚

      I'm #13 in this gallery. http://thechive.com/2012/11/20/i-love-a-lady-im-a… The tattoo is on my back, over my heart. I have my heart covered, I have my back covered. My butterfly is a little torn up, a little hurt, but she's still flying, and she's flying toward the center of me. πŸ™‚

      If someone doesn't understand my tattoo, they don't understand me.

      • Lisa

        # 13 in the link. Not the eagle tattoo that the # is showing for this gallery. Oye.

    • Mek

      All of mine i don't regret any!!!!

  • jasonreiss

    people do some dumb shit to themselves.

  • tom

    #25 serial killer

    • i8paula

      /rapist

    • Cap'n Crunch

      Or cereal killer.

    • guest

      He's a monster!

    • visitor

      just an idiot

    • The_Ger

      Mass murderer maybe. Probably too stupid to pull off serial killing.

  • Ryan

    #26 Mind Blown

  • ImALoserBaby

    #32

    Isn't bad, it's just tragic that they put the "s" on the wrong word.

    • Duke

      I thought it was supposed to say "it'll get better", idiot either way!

    • louistulley

      No no, Mario was tattooing him and it was supposed to be "It's a get better!"

    • MonkeyMadness

      The only time you use an apostrophe in 'its' is when it is an contraction for "It is"
      It's going to get infected on its skin.

    • Mike

      I think IT'S actually a slogan for suicide prevention. There was a series of teenage suicide earlier this year. "It Gets Better."

      • ImALoserBaby

        yeah, it's a LGBT program/initiative for the youths. A little less then a year ago in a span of a month, a string of youths committed suicide because they were bullied by their peers for their sexuality. So the LGBT community created a "it gets better" project.

        That's why it's so tragic! The idea behind the tattoo is nice, but it's tragic that they messed it up!

  • Are E

    #32 not for you

    • LobsterCageMatch

      If I could thumbs this up 1,000 times, I would

  • hara

    Man, I'm not a tattoo person and usually can't bring myself to hate on people who are but jeez, some of these are just really crap jobs. Generally, you want to see something else the artist (or whatever the guy with the empty pens and the needles in the cell next to yours calls himself) has done before you let them do yours.

  • David

    #12 looks like he already regrets it

    • MattyDeuce

      Am I the only one that initially thought it was the grandma from Squidbillies at first glance?

      yes, I realize how badly I just incriminated myself by admitting to the occasional episode of Squidbillies πŸ™‚

    • Whit

      Looks like skeletor on his chest

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