F*ck (25 Photos)

  • MOAR

    #20 Dogs Rule.

    • davo

      dogs are stupid

  • Herb

    I. Fucking. Hate. This.
    On the floor too – 50/50 chance? More like 100% chance of good side down…

    • Mattman

      Just like plugging in a USB stick/cord. 50/50 chance of getting it right, get it wrong 90% of the time =(

    • Dan

      From a table, at least, it's more like an 80%-90% chance it'll fall face down. Because of the normal height of a table, the toast generally has time to do exactly half a flip before it lands. Per Mythbusters, at least.

    • F*Apple

      I think the fail is that the dumbass is using a Mac.

      • Pato

        Agreed. It's funny b/c the mac got food on it.

  • KFAD

    #25 = Dr Awesome

    • dedubs

      inertia fail.

    • mr_brojangles

      I love their apathy.

    • Andy.

      Load locks!

  • ImALoserBaby

    where's your god now?!

    and honestly, i read articles about this happening, but i dont understand it, how the fuck does this happen #16 ?

    • hapa_nerd

      That happened to me before, but I was stuck on the tracks and in front of the safety arm because there were cars in front of me and we were stopped at a red light. The light turned green and I pulled forward before the train got close enough to hit me. Not sure why that person is on the other side of the arm facing the wrong direction though.

      • someppl

        dumb ass fucking driving. you never stop on tracks.

        • hapa_nerd

          I know, I know. I was a teenager and had just started driving. Live and learn.

    • duh


  • crustybubblechunks

    #17 People in the Audi are assholes

    • FunKiller

      You still laughed though…..just picture seeing that happen in real life.

    • 617Chiver

      Disagree…they are just opportunistic!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Actually, those tracksuited youths really needed that wash.

    • BillyTheKid

      This is true. Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers: douchebags. It's a shame because they both make some great (albeit unreliable) cars.

      • Sarex


        They are the most reliable cars in the world, hands down.

        • Donny

          Says who J.D. Power and Associates? Those clowns hand out awards like houses hand out candy on halloween.

        • What_Tha

          Who's world? Not this one.

          • that_tha


            • What_Tha

              I Stand corrected. Thank you.

    • MylesofStyles

      *are fucking funny.

    • wha

      I don't have a car, and walk downtown all the time, when assholes purposely drive through a puddle to splash you, they deserve to get hit by a train as in #16.

  • Ricky Bobby

    If you're not first, you're last!

    • FunKiller

      Either way you're still a f'n tool.

  • jreddy23

    #5…F*ck………YES! Now I got ya B*tch! Gonna be like Stedman to Oprah.

    • Dusty

      Plus this means 9 months of unprotected fun. Deed's already done.

      • lawnguyland

        Actually it's very difficult to find someone who will end a pregnancy after the second trimester….so six months tops.

        • Dusty

          I don't like the sentiment of this reply, but I can appreciate the delivery.

    • Tec

      I'm old enough to think this would be like Christmas morning!

  • baddbuzz

    #5 Ha ! ! Again

    • Parkview

      Old 50's boxer guy calls that a "fuck trophy"

  • Betty Bigtitties

    Bet #21 is thinking that right about there

  • John Doe

    lol mondays

  • CallMeMaybe

    #7 Where's your God now?

  • http://www.facebook.com/dominic.matteo.1 Dominic Matteo

    #25 I quit yo

  • Erick

    #18 YOLO haha

    • bob

      you know that rash you have discovered on your ballsack?

      yeah, thats from saying "yolo".

      and its not going to go away, its about to crawl inside your ass.

  • Person


  • tv_paul

    #24 So what…. it's a Rockin Chair now.

    • sfb101


    • Ryan


    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre


    • AnyoneForCoffee


    • thedude325


    • Sappy


  • Annnnndy

    # 25 actually seemed like it was working until the truck stopped

  • Guest

    #5 Bully for you, I've no idea who you are.

    • ninja cricket

      I think she's from glee.

      • Canada

        Diana Aragon or how ever you spell her name

        • ThereGoesThat

          Hottest part of Glee…. also, no longer on the show.

  • HumpDan

    #5 Aeromexico Airline One way flight from NY to Mexico: $249

    • tv_paul

      That's why they need condoms in airplane bathrooms than this stuff wouldn't happen.

      • Spelling Police


    • Alex

      wll done sir.

  • tv_paul

    #19 Try to contain your laughter.

    • Daniel Tosh

      I see what you did there.

  • Evil..K

    #9 way to short!!!! the last 4 or 5 guys are..FUCKED!!..wow that must of hurt..

    • Spelling Police

      *too and *must have – stay in school.

      • http://www.luckymonkeyphoto.com Internal Affairs

        The "to" is fine but good catch on the "must have".

        • http://twitter.com/ortegaralph @ortegaralph

          Unless there is a specific gap between "way" and "short" or someone just "shortted" and Evil is simply acknowledging said "shortting", then no, the "to" is not fine. Good catch on the "must have" though.

          • what

            still the context of what was being said came through just let it go

  • Adam


    LoL…Fuck this, I quit!

  • bigcityreem

    #9 The second to last guy's expression is priceless. He has no confidence in the stunt man.

  • Boss hawg outlaw

    #12 Is a setup some jerkoff leaves the cap lightly screwed on so when u turn it up side Down it dumps out everywhere assholes

    • SmokeyTheBear

      If this was done around…1996 at Cici's in Lancaster, TX well…I'm sorry 🙂

    • Immaturity

      I used to this in every restaurant when I was teenager. Sorry

      • Spelling Police

        You used to this? Wow.

        • FederalGrammarAgent

          Get out of here spelling police! This is my crime scene!

    • Mike Hunt

      Oh thanks for clearing that up. I thought the guy REALLY likes oregano.

    • V4Vendetta14

      Thank you captain obvious…we get it.

      • Murph1908

        I think his point was this was intentional ass-hattery. Not an accidental misfortune.

        We all know he doesn't just really like oregano.

        • thedude325

          he might

    • MylesofStyles

      ^ "some jerkoff"

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #25 "Didn't do it!!"

  • sfb101

    #16 Guess he didn't see that coming…

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