Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • craftBEER

    The Chive need an official beer #22

    • A Grateful Nation

      On behalf of all Chivers, thank you for not using the F-word…

    • Who Wants to Know?

      I hope there is a fresh box with a big fat 25 written on it

      • lucid_eye

        there is a bottle to the right

    • AK Sailor

      As long as that beer isn't Corona. Come on, you're better than that.

    • Richard

      Only one beer a day?

      • George Zip

        It's the holiday season, you drunken bastard.

        • Child Please

          Exactly, it's the holiday season. Feel free to be a drunken bastard.

    • ghostofmlg

      I see no beer in that picture. Real beer is darker than urine and doesn't taste like it.

      • Deep Dish

        I love when people compare american light lagers to urine. Really proves that you know beer and have great tastes by putting down what other people like. Have you actually tasted urine?

        I'd much rather have something like a wee heavy or imperial stout this time of year, but light lagers are still beer.

        • ghostofmlg

          I'm making an assumption based on the color and the odor. Both are enough like piss that I feel comfortable making that leap. Beer is nearly black with about an inch of creamy foam on top. It is consumed from a pint glass not a skinny bottle with a side of lemon.

    • holyshit

      Yuengling?

    • Costanza

      Yeah. . . They spelled "Piss" wrong. Honestly, who the fuck drinks fucking Corona?!?!! Fucking morons. . .

      • Mike

        Everyone at the Chive offices.

    • Verbal_Kint

      It'll cost you $90 a case though..

    • adxasd

      Find 25 Christmas Ales or 25 IPA's…

  • Tiber_Septim

    #11 Fail! and destroyed the windshield, good going

    • etcrr^

      obvious comment is obvious

      • etcrrrrrror

        I'm stan the 40 year old virign…I mean Tiber_Septim the online comedian

        • Tiber_etcrr

          stan is 63

  • bill

    #21 he did choose the pug life.. the pug life chose him

    • MattyDeuce

      I hate it when people dress up their dogs but this…is awesome.

      • Jen

        pugs love to be dressed up. trust me.

        • Jen

          I am Jen, the pug whisperer

          • Jen

            why you comment with my name?

            • what

              anyone who puts clothes on dogs cannot be trusted

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #22 Good idea, just not with Coronas

    • dumbblindfuck

      whats wrong with coronas?

      • biff

        Yellow beer in a clear bottle from Mexico, maybe…

      • ghostofmlg

        Tastes like piss.

        • Nostradamus

          Why do so many Chivers know what piss tastes like?

          • Steve_French

            I like this. Just thought it deserved better than a wam-bam-thank-you-mam thumbs up. Have a nice day.

          • McBeastie666

            I got stuck in the woods with Bear Grylls.

            • what

              we all got stuck in the woods with bear grylls

          • ghostofmlg

            I made an assumption based on the color and the odor. Beer should be nearly black with a creamy head in a pint glass, not in a skinny bottle with a side of lemon or lime.

    • Jay

      Its not that the beer is necessarily bad, it is the fact that they ship it clear bottles which has a terrible affect on beer. The end result, it always tastes skunky. Heineken and Rolling Rock have similar issues because of their insistence on using green glass battles.

      • McBeastie666

        Actually it is that the beer is bad.

      • Deep Dish

        Good to see someone who actually knows something about beer and doesn't just say "it tastes like piss!!!"

        When I was working a job at AB, we had the guys who brew Grolsch doing an interview and they had some fresh stuff that hadn't been skunked by improper handling of the green bottles yet. It's actually a really good beer if you can get it fresh.

        • McBeastie666

          Tastes like piss on draft too. Are their kegs made of clear glass too?

  • http://www.facebook.com/wittusen Joshua Wittusen

    #3 yellowcard bitches!

    • ...

      Number 19 is so furious that his head is giving off steam.

      • DeejayP
        • DeejayP

          Thought posting the link would work… youtube gayest ref ever.. histerical

  • Jimmy_Recard

    Every body loves to dive into the pink. #29

    • Jen

      *peter griffin laugh*

    • Quag

      Giggity

      • David Duke

        "Giggity" this

  • xjrich

    #18 I've done seen it all.. smh

    • Whale

      So, it looks like you guys added the old stand-by #34
      Posted once a month?

  • Wonderflake

    #25 "…. and the future is mine to seize"

    • gradaddy

      "forever arone"

  • I like Sandwiches

    #33 Put up a good fight.

    • kino

      too bad he just paid five times that to build it.

    • Robert

      something tells me he didn't reconsider, but the Chinese government reconsidered for them

    • FUpaula

      Probably becuase the last guy to try and get in the way of a similar project, the Chinese Government rolled over him with a steam roller. No Really. Look it up. F'in Commies… http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/27/he-zhi

      • MissVega84

        and people bitch about their first world problems

  • gameoverjc

    #28 Gold.

    • Cornholio

      So… did they eat the dog?

      • Surf's up

        Obvious joke is obvious.

      • http://twitter.com/ortegaralph @ortegaralph

        Oh, we're still making "Asians eat dogs" comments. That's like redneck incest for us, okay? It happens, we just don't wanna talk about it.

        • Bubbles

          Why not? Dogs are delish.

  • ZoSo

    #5 Go home bus, you're drunk

    • Mike Hunt

      That bus is obviously high

  • B Dub

    #2 is all kinds of alright!
    #22 actually made me chuckle. I'm doing it!

    • http://twitter.com/ortegaralph @ortegaralph

      Again, just not with Corona..

  • JWont

    this DMA had me laughing from beginning to end. one of the better ones i can remember!

  • n_odie

    #22
    A 31 beer pack with micro brewery specialties would be a month well spent!

  • ZoSo

    #19 Best. Dad. Ever.

  • warrior223

    #1 No wonder the Russians seek world domination… They're cats!!

    • Mike Hunt

      I've seen enough youtube to know Russians are not pussies

  • muz

    #22 That carton would not last a day at my place

    • Carl

      Wow – thanks for telling us you're a bad ass drinker…or is it because you can fit them all in your ass.

      • Jay

        Perhaps he has a few room-mates? Geez, why you gotta hate!

      • McBeastie666

        Good job on being a dick, Carl.

    • MeepMeep

      If I drank all those, I'd get nice and drunk and mistakenly think the next day would actually be Christmas.

  • konovoloff

    #2

    Alright, time to start my skateboarding career.

  • BFG

    #13 Took a while but NOL (neigh out loud)

    • http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

      Its ever so subtle

    • Clowd

      I would have spit out my drink from laughing. That is if I was actually drinking something at the time.

  • Chris

    Did… Did Patrick Stewart just make a Dr. Evil joke?

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #20 He was in Belgium and I didn't get to buy him a beer? Shame!

    • kcc

      "Belgian Dip" – not Belgium Dip. Awesome anyway

  • KairiUK

    #22 is frickin awesome 🙂

    • ghostofmlg

      It's a great idea just poor application. Stack 24 Guinness in the fridge and you're on to something.

  • pooptard

    #10 how about you just leave your baby at home.

    • KRS1

      Agreed. Flea is one of my fav musicians but that's kinda f'd up

    • http://twitter.com/JustinYnolds @JustinYnolds

      Pretty sure that's his wife. Maybe it was take your kid to work day?

      • UhHuh

        If that's his wife, shouldn't she be back home in the kitchen?

    • Si1entStatic

      well who else knows how to tune his guitar just the way he likes it but family. I mean the wife isn't volunteering so…..

      • Turd F.

        God, I want a Modulus so badly.

        • Samhedi

          Why? They are way overpriced for the tone you get out of them. Get a Pedulla instead, you won't be sorry.

  • rachelj

    #30 you cant feed those things chocolate

    • drunkguy

      Go home baby, you're drunk! hahahahah right guys!

      • Yeahhh

        Hahahaha, it's funny because you wanted approval so badly.

  • p1ll

    #3 bitch, I'm fabulous

    • DeejayP

      Youtube "gayest ref ever"

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