Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • melindu

    #10 that is awesome

    • southernmost

      It's a good thing he doesn't care about advertising it. I think it's wonderful!!!

      • Livin' Legend

        You buy that much shit for people you don't know, you have the right to advertise it if you want.

      • AngryBuddha

        He has been doing this yearly since 2007 (the first time I heard about it). So the fact that it took you 5 years to hear about says a lot.

      • guest

        Why is there always one asshole that wants to shit in the apple pie.

      • Hugh

        A good cause and good intentions are two very different things. Why not skip the self promotion and have both.

    • g3nXsLack3r

      He gave 12 kids selected by Child Protective Services 80 seconds (80 is his jersey number) to cram as many toys and goodies as they could into their shopping carts. Definitely awesome.

    • demby

      the dude is a class act. one of the good guys in pro sports.

    • BrianR

      AJ is the man on and off the field.

    • thebeefinjector

      I'm from Houston Texas, he is AWESOME. GO TEXANS! 11-1!!!!!

    • some-dude

      Imagine how many kids would have gifts this year if we each did the same with $200 at Walmart….

      • JESSE

        i don't have $200 to my name.

      • Sethiroth

        fuck walmart

        • stfu hippie

          Shut up hippie

    • H-Town

      Always been my favorite player on and off the field. So proud he's on my Texans! Bulls on Parade!

    • Mike Hunt

      As cool as this is, 19k to him is like me throwing a dollar into the salvation army can.

    • Danno
  • LeO

    #31 i bet she gives an awesome lap dance ❤

    • Jeff

      She gets plowed in the ass after this if i recall

      • Hypno

        You say that like you know who "She" is… share?

      • Livin' Legend

        My first thought was, "God I hope this is the beginning of a porno." You sir, have made my morning.

      • thebeefinjector

        she also gives an awesome bj.

      • Will

        She makes out with Lexi Belle after it.

      • Earl

        what is the name of the video? I gotta check it out!

    • ston

      I've seen the whole video , she does alot more than an awsome lap dance NSFW

    • Guest

      Remy LaCroix I believe

      • Alex

        Thank you grumpy, Tom, and THAT guy. 'preciate it!

    • Jezza67

      My mate's running backstage at Stereosonic outside Sydney this year. I'm doing sound and light for a stage on the condition that there will be hula girls. RLQ has ruined me for normal women.

    • A$$

      Dat piano!

    • Maria

      I'm a straight woman buuuut I would totally accept a lap dance from her

    • McBeastie666

      Hmmm….nobody seems to have reposting issues with this one.

    • Rick

      Thanks Grumpy, even better naked 🙂

      • LeO

        Thanx for the links n ur support..
        That was legendary!

    • Notknowing

      I woulda been first but I got stuck for what seemed like hours, on this one. I betcha she takes it in the hoop.


      This is the hottest thing the Chive has ever posted. I could watch it for DAYS.

    • roadhog0

      For the love of hulla hoops!! She must be found!!

  • guest


  • Rusty Shackleford

    #16 My hat goes off to you sir, I hate whiny relationship statuses too

    • NateyTheGreaty

      Seems odd that the bottom four posts are all "2 seconds ago". Makes me think too many people plan posts with others, or they reply and then immediately take a screenshot to share on the internet, thinking it's hilarious.

      • jlhimself

        Yeah, smells fishy all the way. Probably fake and prepared copy pastes. Noobishly done.

      • JTW

        How are these different than the hundreds of photoshopped pictures we see on the site? I'm not sure "realism" is required on t' internets.

        • whatever

          Most boobs around are fake too (silicon) but nobody whines about it.

          • whatever

            Apologies for replying to the wrong person… but the point is through I guess

          • Guest

            No one likes fake boobs! And really are people still on Facebook? It's not 2004… Get over that shit already

    • Mike Hunt

      Yeah that is way too clever to be an in the moment post. Still made me laugh.

  • L. Hernandez

    Not first!

  • SPTD


    • Der'


    • Dumbphone

      Pretty sure this is a repost…but for some reason, I'm okay with this

      • SPTD

        im pretty sure they can repost this every week and I'll never complain.

  • grumpy

    #29 – okay, I get that this is making fun of them and that's cool and all, but any statement that contains "My newest hobby is…watching middle school girls…" is just waaay too 4chan.

    • MikeOverHere

      It's one way to ensure to get your post on theChive. theChive editors love pedophilia a bit too much. Sure, they try to be ironic about it, pretending to be in on a joke. But nothing gets this guys a-jerkin' faster than a a juxtaposition that gives the hint of child sex.

      • Truth

        Child sex? the girls in the picture are in no way children, they're in their mid teens for Christ sake.

        • JESSE

          You're both idiots

          • inkstained

            Shit. Meant to vote your comment up and voted down instead. Also am an idiot, apparently.

            That being said, I also found that post incredibly creepy.

    • Stick

      Way too /b/, maybe /tv/, but not 4chan on the whole.
      It's actually a great fucking site. Too many think /b/ is the entire site.

      • McBeastie666

        /I/ have no idea /w/hat you are /t/alking abo/u/t.

        • Stick

          Then you cannot use context clues, sir.

    • Walter Sobchak

      8 year olds, Dude. Way, way over the line.

    • techno_viking

      Am I supposed to know what 4chan is?

    • Mike Hunt

      Do you dress up as pedobear as well?

    • KAFman

      Maybe this is a bit more introspective…
      I have a 15 year old stepdaughter, and I wish she could see how fucking stupid she looks by doing this exact thing.

      Not every post about a teenager automatically SHOULD illicit a sexual response from people.

      Who's the real creeper.

  • B Dub

    I've seen #4 here before, "butt" they can keep on posting this picture! Very cute gal, and an incredible tush!

    • OmahaDude

      Sara Ritz, meinmyplace.com girl

    • J_Ace

      i can get behind that

  • http://www.facebook.com/emmanuel.lee1 Emmanuel Lee

    #11 dumb blond

    • anona mouse

      sucker punching queer

    • FireSnakes

      classic misdirection play

      • Bravo609

        what is this from?

    • asdf

      Kansas City Shuffle

  • roger

    #16 i don't understand these people that have "friends" they don't even know on facebook.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      "Yeah, cos I have 1,203 friends so I'm, like, *really* popular…."

    • Oltimey

      It also depends on her privacy settings. It could be a friend of a friend who is commenting on his friends comment.

      • Anonymous

        well let me edumacate you on what happens on facebook. girls don't have their privacy settings set high enough so their picture pops up on lists such as "hey this random person went to your school too" or "hey you live within 100 miles of this person, you should chat" and creepy guys get on there and just add the hot girls because facebook is the best way to meet dumb hot bitches. and then the hot chick adds them for a reason that i'm not really sure of yet and then this stuff happens.

        • Mike Hunt

          Yeah hot chicks love attention. If this chick had any sense of humor at all she'd get over being dumped and start talking to this guy.

    • Notknowing

      I've weeded down my FB to strictly close friends & family. Why do you need strangers watching every move u post?

      • JAFitC

        Why do you need close friends and family watching every move you post? Just sayin'.

        • Urethra Franklin

          Check Mate!

          • davo

            people who friend strangers on fb are also known as fuckwits

  • Merry Christmas

    #29 That's kind of a strange hobby… Like the kind that leads to prison time.

    • Huh what?

      Yeah looking at teenagers leads to prison time.

      • Firefighter23

        Shooting teenagers leads to more prison time. Its a fact. Look it up.

    • Mike Hunt

      Off subject here but something that I found out recently that's fucked up about Virginia. If you proposition an underage girl online for sex it is mandatory you get 5 years in prison (guys getting caught are talking to police instead). But if you were to actually have sex with an underage girl you would probably only get a couple years.

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #31 Remy Lacroix…I mean…probably…I would have no way of knowing.

    • TylerDerpen

      You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

    • Brendan

      thanks buddy…… best youtube search results ever

    • Brendan
      • Truth Teller

        Definitely NSFW, but I good sir took my chances and it was TOTALLY worth it!

    • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

      porn rocks! so does remy

  • pineapple


    remind me of this video:

    • pineapple

      • ZINGA

        So awesome lol

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Bob better hurry up and get his black ass over there

      • Jen

        i was just crying. thank you. LOL

    • Derek

      Is there suppose to be a comma in "man Fuck Derek" I think its better without it.

      • Derk3103


  • poopman

    #4 let me guess, she considers herself to be "super nerdy"

  • Richard

    #29 You lost me at "my hobby is going to the apple store and watching middle school girls."

    • TheBetterMan

      He lost me at "my hobby is going to the apple store"

  • fdubzou


    The new "Fuck Yeah" meme?

    • TChrisB

      Or the ole "Who's Awesome?" thing…

      "Who's Naughty? YOU'RE Naughty!"

    • FireSnakes

      Fuck yeah…too bad it'd only be as seasonal as a pumpkin spice latte

  • Martini Steve

    #29 And then?

    • MikeOverHere

      theChive editors: "Dear diary, jackpot…"

    • linkx

      this pedo need to collect stamps

  • takumi

    #23 – S13?

  • Mike

    My cousin wants to buy a three thousand dollar watch to impress the ladies, and I keep telling him for that much money it better shoot lasers. #34 would be sufficient I think.

    • blanket

      I want to burn my arm too! where can i get one?

      • Carl

        My buddy got one for me. Had to be sent from China though. Took 4 weeks to get to the US. The watch also keeps good time….

    • Bojo

      Bond… James Bond

  • Derek

    #35 C'mon now

    • Richard

      I see what you did there.

  • Hypno


  • http://www.facebook.com/wrnopper Bill Nopper

    #12 WTF???

    • Silverstone

      WTF x 1000 ???

      • Dman

        It's a wig. My kid has one.

    • JMZ

      Few years ago I got so high that I fucked a parrot, she never told me she got pregnant

      • comedian

        ba dump bump…I'm here all week…try the veal

  • Captain12pk

    #8 reminds me of the old Primus album title Sailing the Sea of Cheese, and #15 yeah sometimes that's how I feel.

  • firefighter 21

    #4 mmm sexy MOAR please hot

    • thedarkcanuck

      meinmyplace dot com … lots more of this in store (her name is Sarah Ritz btw)

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #16 #32 made my morning..

    • Who's this!

      #32 is actually quite in-genius. Most people would still be wondering what to do if they could not find an extension cord.

      • Adam

        As ingenious as replying with a totally unrelated comment just to make the first page?

      • Mike Hunt

        It's not the greatest idea because the lights aren't designed to transmit power this way. A laptop has a low amperage draw so you'd be ok, I wouldn't use a really old string of lights though or use them for power tools, could start a fire.

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      …made MY morning

    • bla bla

      show us your tits, Lauren.

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