Daily Morning Awesomeness (40 Photos)

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  • Sean

    Boobies!!

  • Sean

    #5 MOAR!!

    • bdg

      #5 I definitely LOVE you!!!!! Please keep sending these amazing pics!!!!!

      • Harmonica33

        im sorry i have much respect for all the chivettes out there, but this must be by far the biggest attention whore out there. i mean shes cute ill give her that and i bet she was really hot before her boob job but i guess that was not enought to boost her, clearly lacking, self confidence. here is a song for all of you silicon addicts:

        • StrangeBrew

          The crazy eyes are strong with this one

        • thank you

          TRUTH

        • roger

          agreed. she's decent looking but why do we have to see so many photos? and all the photos are nearly identical. can't we just shuffle her back into the "average chivette" bin?

        • roger

          actually, at this point the only photo i want to see of this girl is one of her pre-boob job.

        • ChiveFanSince08

          YES!!! I was thinking the same thing! One or two pics is fine but how many has this girl submitted? Someone build her a time machine so daddy can give her some hugs!

          • Who'sUrDaddy

            I'm probably almost old enough to be her daddy. I'll give her lots of "hugs" without sending her back in time! J/K (sort of)…

            Would like to see different poses, like the hump.

      • truth

        theres a reason she hasnt shown us her ass yet…pre-op pancake booty

      • Turd F.

        WHOAR!!!

      • Pretty Smile

        How is she any different from any other attention whoring girl who constantly post pics and starts a twitter account just to get hits? None of you would kick her out of bed. Chivers have huge egos. Smh

      • V.O.R.

        Agreed, keep sending in, all these D-bags wish they had a GF half as good looking as you!

    • Prometheus

      This girl has the fakest tits I've ever seen and it is disgusting.

      • TheTruth

        I don't know what's worse, your retarded comment, or your name. That movie was garbage. Kill yourself.

        • ScientificBoink

          Dear TheTruth,

          I'm not defending the above posting person; nothing nice to say, then don't say it. But it's clear that our education system has failed you, so I'm here to offer a short history lesson.

          Before Prometheus was a movie, he was a Titan of Greek mythology – literally, a Titan, it's a thing; Wikipedia that shit. He was credited with creating mankind literally by scooping up clay and molding him, plus he stole fire from the gods. Then he was punished by Zeus by being chained to a rock and having his liver grow back every day just so an eagle could come and eat it out of him.

          Don't be a fool, stay in school. Also, don't let eagles eat your liver.

          • ChiveFanSince08

            Dear ScientificBoink,

            This is Chive, not a historian's chat room. Why don't you KCCO there buddy and save some of that for your Internet gf.

          • DrGarnicus

            Greek mythology was better. That film, not so much.

          • Tim

            I think it's funny you think ancient fairy tales are important.

            What, did you major in Greek Mythology?
            Oh, In that case I'll have a Venti latte.

            • JohnD

              Dick

          • TheTruth

            I think the chances of him knowing Prometheus because of the movie are much higher, rather, than by his knowledge of Greek Mythology. Just saying.

      • Travis

        Fake or not, if you can touch them, they are real… sadly, I will never touch them… Yea, so maybe they are fake.

    • MikeOverHere

      Really. No one is going to say something. I have to be the asshole. Fine.

      Enough already. Christ. Yes, you are a cute girl. We were more than happy to help you achieve a better body imagine and boost your confidence. But damn. Submitting photos every day in such poses is the opposite side of the bad-body-image coin.

      Take the same approach as the Chive in regards to shirts. Only offer photos on occasion. Not every friggin' day. Every. Friggin'. Day.

      • enoughsenough

        i said something an hour ago and am currently getting the thumbs down from the walking dead. not an asshole- just REAL. This chick has i-s-s-u-e-s.

        • MikeOverHere

          Ah, you did! I'm sorry my eyes past it. She really does have issues.

        • boob_cuddler

          I was going to say this too but everyone else thinks so too. Too much of a good thing is bad baby.

      • Anon

        So you want them to stop sending in pictures for you to enjoy.. ahh good idea dude :@

      • truth

        Thank you – spot on assessment.

      • boob_cuddler

        Thank you.

    • KCCO

      This girl keeps getting better and better!

      • Tate

        The biggest attention whore on chive! So pathetic and desperate

        • Alex

          That would all of of the girls that send in their pics regularly attention whores, we just don't get to see their faces.

          And more to the point, are you really complaining about seeing a great rack often?

          • Mike Hunt

            Yeah I can always admire a great set of tits, I appreciate my gf's D's every day.

            • Dexter

              Send 'em in.

    • Thumb yourself

      Yes, you're good looking. Nice bolt-ons too!

      However, there is beauty in moderation. I want you to keep sending pictures but sending a new one EVERY day reeks of a major lack in confidence and attention seeking; the exact opposite of beauty.

      • CanadianChivette

        Just another Violacious girl… Soon she'll quit her day job, own every Chive shirt made, get a gamer name, and spend her days taking pics of herself, and posting them on Twitter. Getting pretty pathetic, Chivr. Put some fresh faces up, and enough with all this falseness!!

        • Truth

          Amen!!!!!!!!

          • PoooBaaah

            I hadn't realized that she has a face

    • itsa me...mario!

      she looks like a 50 year old woman from the neck up…and probably a 9 year old boy from the waist down

      • Gary

        Are you insinuating she has a penis?

    • WolverineChiver

      Ok to everybody hating. I happen to be one of those guys that enjoys seeing this chicks posts every day. If you are not, feel free to scroll past. You don't have to love every pic on the site. There are lots for everybody. KCCO

      • fact checker

        I totally agree with you. Maybe she has issues, maybe she doesn't. Who cares, really? She's pretty, I look, I close my window and go on with my day. If it makes me a little happier and her a little happier so be it. If it doesn't make you happy well look at the next image, it's bound to be a different hot woman half naked in a fun pose. This is the chive after all. BTW, I haven't met anyone who doesn't have some issues, so if this woman's 'issues' happen to get worked out by showing me her awesome body, than they are way better than the issues that make assholes drive slowly in the left lane while texting. god I hate those f*ckers.

      • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

        Exactly

    • Slappy

      what's the deal with hating on her?! she's not the one putting up the pics on the site!

      • CanadianChivette

        But she's the one standing in front of the mirror taking hoards of pictures of herself, and counting on all the "MOAR" comments. It gets old when all you see on here anymore is the same handful of girls day after day. There are 1000's of beautiful girls to post on here, but these certain few flood the Chives inbox on a daily basis, and it's a little ridiculous. Go to their Twitter accounts if you wanna see selfies of them every single day.

        • Heyyy

          She a p in her v

        • J_Ace

          so where are your pictures? I'm curious, as I def. want to see how you look 😉

    • DrGarnicus

      Everyone's supposedly tired of her, but all the comments have this picture everywhere. Spreading what they don't want spread.

    • tiborpickens

      u already have seen everything worth looking at – lets get some variety!!! I mean I know her wardrobe c'mon

    • TheVanityScore

      hold on for one second, are some of you seriously really complaining about seeing to much of one girl? where the hell did your penis go? get the hell over it.

  • JJJ

    #5 just keeps going from strength to strength!

    • PSYCHE

      TOTALLY. I love when they're so fake that they push the veins closer to the surface!

      • boob_cuddler

        Lol!

      • truth

        stretched to the max!!

      • DrGarnicus

        In case, oh yeah!

        • DrGarnicus

          "this"

    • justChive

      I just want to see her ass, or a different smile or pose…. or at least a different room!

      • Thror

        Yep, there's got to be another room in that house 🙂 Be creative! There's a million and one possibilities.

        It's like "Where's Waldo" for me everyday. (Or "waldoes", as the case may be). I know she's in a post somewhere, just gotta find her. Cripes, some of you guys complain like you're paying a subscription to the Chive.

    • Blake

      Hey girl. Keep posting. I think you are great. I enjoy your smile.

    • Revver

      COTW!

    • FunKiller

      Just a little bit lower in that 2nd pic…..just a bit!

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      her COTW post is long overdue chive 🙂

    • ass lover

      please show us ur ass in a thong or g string

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #38 You know he'll masturbate…

  • taylor

    Good Morning Chivers!

  • Romeo

    #5 your doin it right

    • Tiber_Septim

      Fantastic body and cute thanks for sharing

    • Spelling Police

      *you're – stay in school. "Your" is possessive. No one owns a "doin."

    • TommyKnockers

      Don't listen to the haters on here, I think you're gorgeous and have enjoyed each and every pic you’ve sent in, so Thank you.

  • just saying

    #18 Like true Chivettes. Attention Whores gonna try to get attention.

    • Just sayin back

      I hope you die in a tire fire…

    • SirCtheIII

      Blasphemy. Nothing about this is Chivette. Chivettes are smarter (and more beautiful) than this. Chivettes may play naked in the snow, but it will be on their terms. These girls are clearly on their way to school, and a chivette knows when to cover up- like when they are on their say to class. Because they have class. If you don't like chivettes, get out.

      • SirCtheIII

        *way. Change that 'say' to 'way'. I'm blaming that on my phone.

        • Jay

          So I'm assuming you know all the chivettes on a personal level and none of them are bat shit crazy? I really doubt it.

      • Random Guy

        Hey SirC, I beat you get in the friendzone a lot. You sound like a bitch.

    • bdg

      Hookin' aint easy!!!!

    • john doe

      He's actually right all this girls who post pictures want some attention and to feel better about their superficial lives. But hey, I'm not complaining keep the pics coming.

      • john doe

        These*

  • kaaaBLAAAM!

    #37 Christmas is still 19 days away…

    • Bob

      All these posts lately with iv-s to rehydrate… Learn your limits folks jeesh.

      • WMWMWMWMWMWMW

        I GOT SO WASTED I NEEDED AN I.V. THE NEXT DAY!! I'M AWESOME!!! <GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

        • Wisti

          Is it sad I read the "<" as "less than"? Or is it really supposed to be comparing the two statements? Because it still works out well that way.

      • El_Hefe

        Where the hell do you get an IV and bag of fluids? I've never seen them at wal mart

    • Justin Cider

      Still would

    • Aussie Chiver

      besides, you should add 20% KCl to that.

      • Doogie

        Yea. If you can get your hands on the fluids then by all means hook up the drip. These dudes at just sour they aren't invited to any parties.

      • tralfaz

        *20% KCCO

  • melindu

    #18 dumb sluts

    • idhitit

      dumb HOT sluts

    • MattKL

      Hey, they gotta work those corners.

    • Anon

      ^Wants girls to dress in revealing/nice clothing so he can appreciate their body but calls them sluts. Good job!

      • Jay

        It's fucking winter and they're wearing the shortest shorts imaginable, you moron.

    • Random Guy

      What about these girls that do self shots of them half naked? Most of these girls would be sluts then. These girls are not sluts, just girls that want attention. Dur Dur.

    • Brandon

      That's just screaming Jersey.

  • enoughsenough

    #5 low self esteem much?

    • Enough never enough

      Seriously… Find a tire fire, then die in it.

    • F-You

      Suck mens cocks much!!!!

      • hate

        Its all fun and games until your girlfriend sends pictures to the chive #12

    • Guy

      I know! I've had enough of her too! Great tits, but the face meh!!! Enough is enough sweetheart! We got the point now move on and get a life!!!!!!!! The end

    • a sweet girl

      lol so true. let me go out and get some fake boobs so i can get attention. fake boobs are for losers. if you need them to feel better about yourselves you need mental help.

      • jjjjjjjj

        what if your boobs are way different sizes or you have to have a double mastectomy.

        • Dexter

          You can get a breast augmentation that fits your body type. A petite girl getting DDs is just starving for attention.

          • Truck YEAH!

            what if they are natural? I'm 4,10" 98 lbs with 32 DD's!!!! does that mean i want attention? lol

            • Dexter

              We're not discussing natural. Big fake cans on a small frame look ridiculous. Real snack-trays are always welcome.

              Also, send 'em in.

            • John

              No, but it definitely means I would like your number.

            • Showmeyourtits

              Prove it

      • ColaChiver

        Can you touch them? Yes. Then they aren't fake. Shut the fuck up.

    • anonymous

      Ok, we all get it, you just got your boobs done….

    • Fake boobs

      What ever…..money well spent.

      Enjoy the benifits

    • TommyKnockers

      I don't get it, she sends in some pics a couple weeks ago and gets positive responses and the chant of "MOAR" goes up from the Chive peanut gallery. She sends more and gets trolled by haters …WTF.. aren't we here to KCCO?

      How many Chivettes do you think read these responses and think "fuck that, I'm not putting myself out there for this shit". All it takes is one Asshole to ruin it for the rest of us.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #30 – "Do you take bribes?" – "Well, I'm not made of stone"

  • FarmBoy

    #26 laughed harder than I should have, almost had my own literal shits & giggles moment.

  • ...

    Hey Chive, How about a great eyebrows post? I find the right eyebrows quite attractive. Im I the only one?

  • Yup

    .#37 I'm pretty sure another name for that odor is "fat guy"

    • FarmBoy

      Guessing you meant the Pizza Hut pic.

      • Yup

        Sigh yeah

  • LeO

    #5
    I love you. We all deserve your name ❤

    • FBI

      stalk much?

      • steve

        i want her twitter. must have moar!

  • Bilbo

    #10 mind if I explore the depths of Mordor?

    • Frodo

      I would penetrate her ring to make my cock disappear 🙂

    • ScientificBoink

      One does not simply 'hike up' into Mordor.

    • hadtosayit

      *Moria

      • Gand

        Speak friend and enter?

    • DrGarnicus

      I have no memory of her face.

  • thederwood

    #5, I would hug you so hard!

    • Jay

      You'd probably end up with silicone all over you…

    • Firefighter23

      With my penis. I mean the commenter. I'd hug the commenter with my penis

    • FunKiller

      I would friend her so hard.

  • Garrett

    #5 ……….

  • JohnGuy

    #23 hahahahaha well played little guy

  • Bilbo

    #40 really a troll move. everything costs 1.25 in that machine.

    • http://www.facebook.com/justin.huffman.54 Justin Huffman

      You can see right in te picture that the stud cost 85 cents.

      • http://www.facebook.com/justin.huffman.54 Justin Huffman

        Stuff**

    • uhhhhhh

      The prices say 85 cents. It must suck where you buy your munchies.. Just saying

    • https://www.facebook.com/wakeupjon Jon Hughes

      the real troll move is those machines wont accept a dollar that was once stapled to something

      • smallchinaman

        And it is completely wrinkled. Original owner probably couldn't get the machine to take it so decided to give it to the next chump.
        Yes, my glass is half empty.

  • 3MC

    #17 that would really trip my dog out

    • OhioChiver

      But cats would love you for it. ^_^

  • scoopit

    #13 my dietitian always tells me that you can't drink your calories.

    • holyshit

      So I guess your dietitian has never heard of alcohol.

  • djstout17

    Everybody is in love with #5, I'm no exception. Keep on posting, I'm loving them!

  • katastrophe89

    #24 I'd feel like such a boss

    • Wisti

      Cleaning it would suck…some guy misses the bowl and then you have to scrub the entire thing with a toothbrush to get all the grout clean…no thanks.

  • savagecabbage

    #5 ok we get it, you can stop posting the same pictures over and over. Try something different.

    • Capn Awesome

      Agree. I came, I saw, I fapped. Move on. Next hot girl with low self esteem please!

      • agreed

        don't you mean you saw, you fapped and THEN you came?

        • agreed

          Early ejaculation maybe?

          • Jeffy

            So did he come a second time?

      • Anon

        Why are you posting multiple times above and here about your retarded troll crap and now are even replying to yourself… give it up

        • Anon

          forget to take your crazy pills today?

          • Anon

            i forgot the blue one, dammit.

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