Darwin’s exceptions (42 Photos)

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  • Jesse

    #9 He'll have no problem finding a job

    • Kiki

      It's a face on a face…. Genius!

      • Anonymous

        these are the kind of people who make the general public look down on people with tattoos.

    • Deep Dish

      It's okay, there are more than enough entitlement programs to keep him healthy and happy.

      • thom

        We just re-elected Obama, no one needs to work anymore, nor could they find a job if they wanted.

        • alex w.

          Obama is going to be there for the next four years, like it or not! Stop worrying about other people, worry about your English teacher shaking her head the the stupid way u spell ur name!!! Thom??11??

          • Jmartintx

            Perhaps you should not use "u" and "ur" when commenting on someone else's spelling.

  • somegirl

    omg, derp, im first. omg!

    • Frits

      no your not lol…close though

      • g3nXsLack3r

        *you're…close though.

    • Robzombie

      You are the first retard

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #26 yum jäger, he must be really cold out on the snow wearing close to nothing

    • KAFman

      My vote is for fucking gross….

    • Robzombie

      Jager must be good. I still don't know why my girlfriends parents won't talk to me anymore after I drank a bottle at a party. She just says she doesn't want to talk about it. Such is life

    • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

      Please submit to FLBP. Thank you.

      Signed,

      All Chivers

    • Ricky

      I see nothing wrong with this picture…'merica

    • Kyle

      What is he thinking!?!…using a fly fishing reel to ice fish!

      • ICE

        Actually Fly fishing reels are the new craze for ice fishing… it is using a fly fishing pole and line that is crazy! Seriously, your hole is a foot from your feet, no need for a 10 foot pole

    • ....

      I live in alaska. I see this happen everyday.

  • Pete

    I feel alot better about myself after seeing these people.

    • Spelling Police

      "Alot" isn't a word. It's "a lot." Stay in school.

      • UhHuh

        Quit telling everyone to stay in school dad.

    • Back from the Dead

      Well, other than the fact that we are paying attention to their lives, not them to ours.

  • http://pepito115.wordpress.com pepito115

    #14 Disagreed. When random rain hits, what better way to stay dry in a pinch than with a garbage bag? I've done it many times.

    • IrishWolfhound

      Looks like S&M spongebob.

    • Anomanom

      yes, but that disregards the fact that the individual in question is in a bus.

      • Justsay OyVey

        True but we don't know how close from his stop he is; if he's within 3 stops then hes fine. But I agree with pepito115, A trash bag works great in a pinch to protect not only you but (as a college student) your textbooks, computer, (and what ever else you have in your backpack)

  • http://www.facebook.com/BlckLotus Tommy Dang

    #18 Lol! i love mirrors

    • Wow

      Wow nice catch! I almost missed the ditch pig.

    • Carmen

      In this case- I do not love mirrors

  • Jodie

    #18 Check out the mirror! Who is the exception here?

    • stash

      holy god!!!! that is a big girl.

    • Guest

      At first I said he was an idiot, then I saw her and pitied him. Poor guy can't get anything better?!?

    • gus mclovin

      Nice wallpaper grandma

  • Andy Valentine

    #35 – Mind you, he's not wrong

  • Cringer

    # 6 That's truly KCCO

  • Cringer

    #6 That's truly KCCO

    • powpow

      this kid is a G

  • scoopit

    Who ever said "pimpin ain't easy," obviously never met #16

    • Kiki

      I'm pretty sure he snatched his mom & grandmas purses & dumped our the contents lol

      • guest

        Why would his mom and grandma have a combined 7 cell phones?

        • Jen

          because they sell drugs, duh.

    • BSmike

      Rosary beads are gangsta

  • EggSauceTed

    #7 Eat your heart out Joey Chestnut.

    • 16inchzipper

      Looks like she is currently in the process of it.

    • Underbaker

      Be kind of like having the whole theater to yourself once the dogs are gone.

      • NEBLITZ

        looks like willem defoe when he was the hooker in boondock saints…

    • Not Cool

      Um… find her?

  • rickacha

    #13 moron level: achieved

  • BigManJones

    #26. Hmmm, must be cold there…

  • TylerDerpen

    #7 Looks like the start of some terrifying 'adult film'

  • Schnizz56

    #22 I'd hit it

    • Jen

      i bet it has a penis.

  • IrishWolfhound

    #2 Looks like he's finally given up the charade and started wearing dresses.

    • Burrito Bandito

      I think his diaper is full….

    • umm

      He?

      • Duh

        *She

    • Anelita

      come on!!!! it's a sweetteeerrr duummmbb

      • Jawbone

        Oh, we're all fully aware he's "sweet", darlin'.

    • gus mclovin

      Looks like Vanilla Ice screwed an Oompa Loompa.

  • Dan

    #32 When did you start posting topless pictu… Ohhh

    • DrSniffer

      Apparently Chive hates faggots.

  • kireo

    Darwin exception for an handicapped person? http://thechive.com/2012/12/10/darwins-exceptions

    Thumbs down Bob…

    • MonkeyMadness

      Can't you use #s like normal people?

      • kireo

        Sorry i forget monkeys can´t uses links. 😉

        • MonkeyMadness

          Just curious, how do you know that is a handicapped person?

      • hmm

        #17 ???? that's not a wheelchair, to the best of my knowledge, and you can't for sure say he's handicapped. Some people are just fucking weird !

    • TisTrue

      I think you are mentally handicapped 😦

  • Bojo

    as long as that job is giving advice on dealing with depression due to chronic unemployment

  • Head Chef

    What am I supposed to be looking at in #1 ?

    • MonkeyMadness

      The Oompa Loompa second from the left.

    • Chivenon

      The missing link on the right

      • lovin oompas

        Clearly the orange oompa chivenon you numbnutted fuck bag

        • TisTrue

          Nobody likes you.

  • kigero

    #39 is it just me or does that dude look like Mac?

    • fibonacci5150

      Mac with a cat hidden under his sweater? Is this real life?

    • http://twitter.com/Mel_Fab @Mel_Fab

      Haha! Exactly what I was thinking!!!

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        This is Mac… and the cat saturday thing has to go

    • Jen

      im not sure what im looking at, please explain. thumbs down, i know.

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    #29 Don't care, still want.

    • CalculatedRisk

      A little unconscious, all the better!

    • Big Poppa

      ouch fanny burn

  • lat297

    #39 why is this Darwin's exception? 2nd post in as many days that thinks typewriters suck.
    I'm using one right now, they're awesome.

    • Justin

      I don't know why this got so many negative votes but "I'm using one right now" made me laugh.

      • lat297

        Thank you for actually getting it, Justin. KCCO 😀

    • TisTrue

      Hipster.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #6 #23 Wow, thanks for highlighting the obvious. I would have never figured it out.

    • Dale

      Is the joke in 23 that the bottom one's club is bigger, or that they both have a club? Like 2 people with a dumb idea?

      • MonkeyMadness

        It's the same ATV. The second one is just a closer shot to show you what it is. The reason why it's funny is that even with the club on there, it won't stop you from steering the thing. The club only works inside vehicles to keep you from turning the steering wheel.

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