Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

For those of you who have not yet seen theCHIVE’s Forever Alone Meets Michelle Jenneke, enjoy the video below…

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  • michaelanthonyphotog

    #45 everything about this is right

    • NorCal420

      yes. and i love her poster a hottie that burns? SHAZAM

    • SmokeyTheBear

      That chick tokes? I need to make some new friends…

    • ChiverLance

      MOAR!!!!!

    • Kiki

      Is her name Bong? I'd hit it!
      Oh and you too #19 ❤

    • Tony

      Keep calm and hit a bong? Plus smoking hot. She will be mine O yes.

    • Beck

      Heaven?

    • Lia

      All hot women in post lead to #10 god bless Chive for being honest

      • Kayo

        so true. that's the next dimension that makes this site special

    • TheVanityScore

      this chick is a bad ass and she knows it

    • OG Long Nut

      i think i fell in love

    • shamshe

      uptoke fellow ent.

      • Girl 45

        This is 45. Find me on r/trees. I post frequently

        • connie

          nice

          whats your user name, i'll friend you

          • Girl 45

            Sporty_spice

            • Kree farl

              You spice up my life

        • Ian

          What is r/trees? I need to see more

        • nate33uc

          damn sporty_spice. u r ridiculous!! i look forward to seeing more of u

    • Brian

      MOAR!!!

    • http://twitter.com/fr33k4t3k @fr33k4t3k

      keep calm and hit a bong!!!

  • Jim Kelly

    #1

    • Elf of a Shelf

      The streets of NYC this weekend during Santacon – only with more alcohol.

    • urinal puck

      Hey Jim, how's them superbowl ring's doing……ohhh never mind.

      • Jim Kelly

        iI thumbed you up, for being creative.

    • urinal puck

      Hey Jim, how's them super bowl ring's doing……….Oh, never mind.

      • urinal puck

        Dam, the dreaded double post. Nooooooooooooooooooo.

      • Jim Kelly

        you must be a jets fan.

        • Bobby Klobber

          Pretty sure shes a massive Lions fan.
          Massive as in fat and lazy…..but mostly fat.
          Not even close to being a hockey fan despite the name.
          She just pisses pucks. Jets…Joe Namath….yah 5 JDs and keep 'em comin.

    • Hunter

      the best part about this is the guy trying to ride his bike the other way

  • Trav1121

    #3 So will Terry Tate! HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN! Woo woo!
    #40 Very awesome!

    • Bud

      The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is

      • Trav1121

        Haha You kill the joe, you make some mo'! Classic

    • #387

      #40 Add Caesar Romero for the win!

    • ENoAlmighty

      Oh my favorite Office Linebacker! Great reference my friend! You sir are a delight!

    • bkoh10

      anyone know where I can buy that awesome poster?

  • Hammer_Pants

    #35
    It took longer than I thought, but I was finally able to masturbate to this.

    • Heyheyhey

      The road of dedication always leads to success

    • urinal puck

      I tried, but then I went back to #19 and had no problems.
      Probably the best body I've ever seen on here. MOAR PLZ.

    • moose_nutz

      She's a total GILF.

    • http://twitter.com/Trollfric @Trollfric

      Yeah it was amazing.

    • Brock Samson

      Adult Swim FTW!

    • Hoody

      I am pretty sure that is the funniest comment I have seen on this site. Thank you for the laugh good sir.

  • memeGuy

    #49… speechless!

    • dude.

      At her bulge…. ??

      • bombs away

        that "bulge" is the mons pubis or more commonly referred to as a mound. It is stunning, man up and compliment that gorgeous vjj-

        • 385indogyears

          The mons pubis is what some of us here in the south refer to as a "quail belly". I could make a meal out of that quail belly!!

    • That Guy

      but speechless is a word. a description of how you are feeling/acting; if you are actually speechless you can't say anything. There would be no proper way to describe it- because it lacks speech. if you were somehow to find a way to type actual speechlessness- again it would render your comment moot.
      but i do agree with you

      • memeGuy

        … 😉

      • Derp

        He posted a comment. No sound came from his mouth. Go fuck yourself.

      • asdasklj

        From a grammar Nazi who knows how to keep is (figurative) mouth shut, go die in a fire. And may the fleas from ten thousand camels infest your bed.

        • asdasklj

          *his

          • Guest

            I think the "grammar Nazi" should proofread his/her own writing before said comment. That way you don't look like a total douche when you have to correct your own statement!

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      There are so many things right about this picture

    • Hunter

      look at those legs in the play screen, could wreck anyone with those

    • JimBozo

      Was the video of Michelle put under #49 because that is her gap??!! Please say it is

    • Red

      My god, that gap is a work of art.

      • bombs away

        u got that right, mother of God what a nice mound-

    • PnB

      Given the opportunity, I would mind Dylan's gap from now until the end of time.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #11 It's glooooorious

    • Blue ur my boy

      "Just ring the bell you fkn pansy."

  • El Jefe

    #36

    Oh, what's this "white balance" setting?

  • https://www.facebook.com/se7ensenses Conrad Knorr

    #40 Boom! New wallpaper!

    • acupofjoe

      Too low res… if only it was cleaner.

  • Ouch!

    #1 Santarchy?

    • Hunter

      the best part about it is the guy trying to ride his bike the other way

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #49 That muffin!!!

    • Child Please

      Needs stuffin?

    • moose_nutz

      muffins spelled backwards reads sniffum.

  • Gmoney

    #2 Good GOD shes HOT!

    • Trav1121

      God disapproves of duck face…

      • Gmoney

        God loves bewbs.

        • hugh.m@rshall.us

          Also, girls who look kinda like Lacey Chabert. ❤

      • d.c.

        I think this is the "spit or swallow" face

    • Squish

      Is no one going to mention that obvious duck face???

      • Anon

        Is no one going to mention the great smile in the 2nd one?

    • gabe

      even the duck face looks good

      • Morgan Freeman

        NO.

    • Teddy Roxspin

      She wins!

    • Mike Hunt

      To the top photo – Although you do have large breasts that canbe used for flotation, you are not a duck
      To the bottom photo – Thank god you smiled, you are absolutely stunning and made up for the duck face
      Conclusion – We need MOAR photos of you smiling and no quacking!

    • Ryan McCarthy

      Haha that's my ex girl friend

    • Morgan Freeman

      We cannot accept the duck face under any circumstances. Come on guys we have to draw the line!

  • Ouch!

    #47 The sea was angry that day my friends

    • Kodos

      I find this rather relaxing….

      KCCO!

      • moose_nutz

        Love me some thunderstorms.

    • shirt nonsense

      like an old man returning his soup

      • Ouch!

        That's what I was looking for.

    • lossforwords

      Is it just me, or is it getting faster?

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #11 I would like to personally thank you for sharing your amazing Hump with the rest of the World.

    • moose_nutz

      Magnificent!

    • Charchi

      I want that in a pie

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #34 – Good job! Looks delicious. So does the cake.

    • keystone183

      Who exactly is "we"?

    • asdf

      what kake?

    • CaptainInsano

      Yeah, and she said we…. I want to see some if this "we:

    • That Guy

      I read it as "Fuck Danica McKellar". Challenge accepted.

    • MANsterbate

      I'm curious about the "few pictures" that they took…

      • someAFguy

        Moar?

  • blutodawg

    #24 MUST HAVE

  • Undershooter30

    #2 She is definitely qualified to work there!

    • urinal puck

      Where? Duck Commander

      • connie

        HOOTERS, where women dress like whores, and engage in conversation for tips.

    • Ryan McCarthy

      Ha! Yea that's my ex girl friend no lie

      • IndianaChiver

        If that's your ex than that sucks cause she's perfect. Definately call that one your loss.

  • Otto

    #26

    Shocking who won

    • Child Please

      That was his warmup. Stretch it out

    • Guest

      No touching!

    • urinal puck

      Da Merican of course

    • connie

      I love meat pies!

  • JAG

    #45 stunning

    • moose_nutz

      I most definitely want to hit a bong with her!

      • Tyler Rauch

        yes!!!!!

  • beasty

    #35 Ummmmm tacos

    #45

  • Trav1121

    #9 Tomorrow, Charlie… Tomorrow…

    • Child Please

      You say that now, Charlie. But in about 5 minutes you're gonna realize Frank spiked your beer with a shitload of acid. GREENMAN!

      • LeO

        While frank is trying to climb outta the trash can tripping out on acid lmao

        • Jon

          The only thing worse than retelling an episode of a tv show in person

  • Undergrad

    #19 damn

    • Everclear

      How does this perfect woman not have her own… page/site/castle?

      • McSmizzle

        lol.. the castle part got me

    • SPZander

      Crazy perfect

    • MissMelissa21

      Gorgeous!! Just perfection!

    • brutalderp

      Please don't have a butter face

    • Tom

      Dear #1 's, I want her under my sheets on x-mas morning (I don't have a tree)

    • Dissonant

      Kristabel Balina. You're welcome. #19 is her hottest pic, but she's damn nice.
      http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/598517

  • bob_the_cook

    #4 I was just watching Band of Brothers waiting for the DAR…

    • jess

      too bad thats not from band of brothers

      • hootie bootie

        he was just making a military reference, but derp on!

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #40 R.I.P Heath Ledger. You are THE Best Villain of All Time…

    • HUH?

      i dont know. the guy standing behind him did a pretty good job too.

      • michaelanthonyphotog

        Are you saying best Batman villain or literal best villain?

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Jack Nicholson did a great job but there was just something more demented about Heath Ledger's performance.

        • Jahnny

          I liked them both. Nicholson's joker was more comical (which fit the campy theme of the movie) while Heath's was more psychopathic

    • Drunkendave

      Best gay cowbody of all time too

    • bkoh10

      i want this poster or painting, anyone know where can i score one??? Brittany Palmer should paint one of these bad boys for her next project! Id buy anything that dime created

  • lemurfart

    #19, #20 mmmhmmm

  • Sick350Z

    #19 #20 Together for a reason? I'd like to think so.

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