It’s almost the weekend and I just DGAF (46 Photos)

  • salmon


    • El Pato

      Fuck is right, we need Chive Charities to focus on Connecticut ASAP!!

      Chivers unite!

      • geno26kcco

        I agree as a ct chiver it is a tought time up here

    • bdg

      #41 and #44 Find them please!!!! Amazing!!!!!

      • Brain Police

        #42 FIND!!!!!

        • Kiki

          Brian, sometimes people just don't appreciate a good swinging; you do. For that, I bestow the greatest of great holy pussy that will ever contradict your keyboard! FAP my friend, FAP well..

  • CowboyChiver

    #4 I fuckin' love Dr. Seuss! Great fuckin' book!

    • Adam

      I'm almost 30 and still can't read Fox in Sox without sounding like a complete idiot!

    • Barry

      What about a I don't give a flying fuck?

  • Nate

    #41 MOAR from the girl on the left!!!

    • greg

      Christ people, stop with the MOAR crap. It's not cool, it's not funny and it makes you sound like a moron.

      • Nate


      • MOAR

        You mean a MOARON? BTW, no one gives a fuck what you think anyway.

      • Chack

        haha THANK YOU GREG!!!

      • ABQChiver

        Well the escalated quickly….

    • CoolGuy

      And right

    • DaddyD

      And the one in the center

    • ChristonACracker

      Noooooo!!! Right is so much better than both combined!!!

  • N2MotoX

    #44 BAM! Can I touch those?

    • Skieur


    • ass lover

      need name to fap

      • Incoming

        Jenny McClain if i remember.

    • Dustin

      I like this pic because squishy. If you stare hard enough they say you can see water behind her. I'm still looking.

  • Ryan

    #13 does not seam very safe … for the people on the street, not the guy.

    • George Popadapolus

      You're an idiot…

    • John Knolhoff

      Agreed, not sure why it's showing the wrong pic

  • Nathan

    Can we do a charity for the Connecticut tragedy victims CHIVE?

    • Nathan

      Because we do GAF

      • Luis Flores

        Such a sad tragedy, 27 lives taken, including 18 children. Very sickening thing to happen, but its scary knowing this is happening more often than it should. Prayers are sent to Connecticut to all the families affected.

        • Nathan

          I am not sure how to get some traction for this charity to start but if everyone can just post on and email thechive about wanting it maybe they will hear our voices

          • chappy

            I am sure they know of what is happening, and looking into it. They have to contact families and all that

    • El Pato

      Agreed. Very much agreed.

    • Paul

      I have already sent them links and some basic info and am sure they are looking into it. But I would def be behind it being a CT chiver

    • Jnew

      Got my pocketbook ready.

      • Jen


    • urinal puck

      Yes we can, It's called gun control.

      • joe

        Fuck off. How about 'psycho control.
        They are way more dangerous than guns

        • Ummm

          Yeah but selling firearms in walmart isn't real safe is it??

      • Rocks Off

        In other news today, a man with a knife, yes a knife, walked into a classroom somewhere in China and stabbed 20 kids, some critically. So by your estimation we should have to turn in our steak knives to the police. Right, idiot?

        • sandy astroglide

          The knife victims lived.

      • thisguy

        Wait. Make gun illegal and that will take them off the streets? Man, we should do the same withe heroin and other drugs too then, huh?……

        • ...

          52 deaths in Canada from hand guns last year, over 10000 in the states…and no thats not a typo

          • therealstake

            Not just in deaths from hand guns, but all other crime stats too! we do everything big here! also…thats why no one has ever said "oh shit, the Canadians are here"

            • therealstake

              As an after thought, as much as i think theChives awesomeness would be appreciated in CT, i think its going to be getting so much national attention from everywhere from every big group that theChives power could be better focused at the smaller, not so recognized needs. the ones that can fall through the cracks at the big organizations. The ones we dont hear about.

              i support theChive Charities either way


            • Usa

              Your argument is weak, general population doesn't need acess to automatic weapons .. Tougher gun laws is a necessity !!

        • Captain obvious

          You guys are so for your guns, but maybe making them a little harder to get your hands on would be a good thing… I find it funny that you gun enthusiasts can't get that through your narrow minds!! Wake up !!

          • Pato

            The guns were not his, they were his mothers. This butt-horn took them from her, along with her car. Maybe we need stricter car control as well, since he used her car to drive to the school.

      • MDSerles

        Can't wait till people realize that gun control WILL NOT fix these things! Criminals don't obey the laws! Give the people who will have sense the right to bear arms!

        • Just saying

          Giving every red neck moron a gun doesn't sound like a good idea…

          • therealstake

            Seriously? CT already has some of the strictest gun laws in the nation. Instead of just making it impossible to own, lets go 1 step further. just outlaw them. then what, all the criminals are just gonna give em up and start using sticks?! or maybe when someones breaking in your house at 3am to rob and rape you that when you tell them you have mase that theyre just gonna stop and run away in fear?! naive. its people that kill. a gun is just an instrument. maybe since all those kids in china was just hurt with a knife we should turn in our steak knives

          • MDSerles

            Didn't say give them to morons. I said give them to people that will have some sense about it. Nothing narrow minded about it. No gun laws will Ever keep them off the streets!

  • crustybubblechunks

    #4 Like most flavors, I bet blue tastes the best

    • ...

      what?? Green is the best! unless they trick you and its mint. sneaky bastards

  • CplCupcake

    #46 Other side please.

    • She is

      About to get groped.

      • Guy with red shirt.

        Not by me!

    • urinal puck

      I looked. There was nothing on the back of my monitor. Dam foiled again.

  • MylesofStyles

    #18 I wonder if people at work would think it was strange if I walked around with 42 pens in my shirt pocket…

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Or, y'know, you could use a thermos mug. You get a bit more in that and, with the lid, no-one is the wiser.

      Until you fall off your chair.

      • ...

        haha wiser well played.

    • tralfaz

      ….or just get a really really big pen.

      • Rich

        Right, like the one they used in Mythbusters' James Bond exploding pen episode. That one would work great.

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    Efficiency expert

    • Bob franklin keith

      I do it all the time whit Chipotle.

    • poopman

      have your cake and shit it, too.

    • hmm

      Don't shit where you eat. No one said anything about shitting while you eat.

  • Timmer

    #4 too true

  • MylesofStyles

    #44 It's tricky, but if you really focus you'll see that there is mountains and an ocean in this picture.

    • Imzkid

      Mountains. Check.
      Now to find the ocean.

      • boB

        I see what you did there….

    • Lou

      I see the mountains, no ocean though. Do I need to see an optometrist?

    • joe

      I've stared for 10 min

      I don't see Any "ocean"….
      Amazing tits tho…



    • Fungus

      I got news for you

      • greg

        Let me guess? He must be gay because he noticed that there are other things besides a woman? How will he ever make it through life seeing other things besides boobs?

    • cdnSamSquanch

      I've been searching for 20minutes and I don't see any ocean.

      • Billy Ocean

        "Ocean" is an obscure Mongolian word meaning "tits"…you're welcome

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #15 It's Friday!!!!!

  • LBF 4 ever
    • Curious

      What does your name mean?

  • psh

    #19 go home panda you're a jerk

    • Hawksnester

      I would like to see a whole gallery of Panda Jerk

      • Robzombie

        Do they taste like Beef Jerky?

  • CowboyChiver

    Fuck Censorship

  • Tony Alva

    #21, from Skateboard magazine, circa 1970-something.

    • socalmarti

      No way, I think it's from Dog Town and the Z-boys, maybe?!!?

    • jamie

      A young Jay Adams from 1977 ….original Z-boy with Tony Alva, Bob Biniak, and Shogo Kubo

      • DrunkOldMan

        I don't think that's Jay. Looks like Wentzle Ruml. For sure ZBoys though

    • makankosappo

      is it Stacy Peralta ?

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    #44 Great… beach, you know.

    • NHChiver

      Beach? What beach?

  • sfb101

    Well fuck you, you fucking fuck #4
    Dr. Seuss, Your one suave fuck…

  • Undershooter30

    #18 I am going to need a bunch of pens

  • Trav1121

    #19 Greatest gif ever! Haha!

    • TheDoctor

      bout time Pandas took a stand.

  • Lloyd Christmas

    Oh lord, fuck no

    • TheFilipinoTravelGuy

      That python is called Prony. She's an attraction at Bohol Island, Philippines. She is fed one full-sized goat per month. The family that takes care of her has trained her not to fear humans. She's more than 15 feet long when I saw her last 2010.

      • TheDoctor

        No, that Python's name is Monty. It is from Borneo and was raised to guard that kid since it was born. He is 16 1/2 feet long now and is fed rabbits. It belongs to the local police chief's son.

      • Beverly Glover

        I didn't realize snakes ate other living things because they feared them… I just thought they wanted something to eat. But then again sacrificing a goat every month must make the snake entirely harmless. Yeah, that's it.

    • Beverly Glover

      Bye bye! It was nice knowing you! Thanks for warming up my snake and providing a snack.

  • sam

    #18 didn't chevy chase do this in an episode of community?

  • Stick

    I liked the cartoon better

    • jakeam333

      What the hell is wrong with you?

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