On facebook, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose (21 Photos)

  • First

    Down vote me!

    • jim thorton


    • mike


    • carl

      you ain't no bitch. and i only down vote bitches, bitch!

    • Murph

      +1 for you Sir!

    • Huh?

      I don't get it…

    • TheVanityScore

      denied. +1

    • Slim Jim

      you can't tell me what to do

    • Knuckles

      Reverse psychology at its finest!

    • Tim


    • tiborpickens

      I do what I want

  • cooktiludrop

    #18. Really? That's what you cry about? Cookie. Crumbs? Not death, disease or social injustice? Cookie crumbs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/SeanLoganDamnitfeelsgoodtobeagangsta Sean Logan

      You know who else cry's about cookie crumbs?

      • Grammar Nazi


        • dirtysteve

          Cheer up grammar nazi, no need to be sad just because everyone thinks you're a cunt!

          • http://www.facebook.com/SeanLoganDamnitfeelsgoodtobeagangsta Sean Logan

            My mom!!!!!- muscleman. Haha

            • http://www.facebook.com/SeanLoganDamnitfeelsgoodtobeagangsta Sean Logan

              You know who doesn't cry over crumbs? Grammar Nazis!!

        • Axy

          Improper use of the asterisk. Bleiben in der schule, Nazi.

          • silkySapper

            All proper nouns in German are capitalized, so it should say "Schule", not "schule". Grammar Nazi without proper grammar, tsk tsk.

            • Feetsthss

              All proper nouns are capitalized in English too.

    • God

      That's the way the cookie crumbles.

    • Blato

      Obviously you've never had cookie crumbs in your keyboard or you would understand, just be thankful you've never faced such hardship

    • d1sturbed91

      I never thought i'd see the day where the guy who says "First" has a higher thumbs up rating than someone with an actual opinion

    • Harry Seeward

      At least it's not spilled milk.

  • brandonjwood

    Haha! I thoroughly enjoyed this post 🙂

  • MikeBedlam

    #5 MOAR!!!

    • Guest

      No one has Facebook anymore.. Lame

  • FL_Chivette

    #6 Your move Apple 😛

    • Dan

      That Chris guy will go far in life.

      • GatOner

        Said the Apple fan…

    • Blam

      The old, confused, and technologically incompetent are welcome to stay with the their apple masters. Don't need 'em

  • Noah

    #3 They don't make you not fat! haha

  • Forest

    #8 Maybe they stole the bikes. That's why the cops came knocking. Just good police work, really.

  • goatpunch

    prolly like 4th or 5th. (confidence down lately-wink face) #14 is grounds for murder. No court would convict as long as they're at least 25 or older. #15 is as amazing as a date on the bachelor

    • dirtysteve

      Kinda lost me there with your second comment.

      Were you ever diagnosed?

  • tv_paul

    #5 And Grampa Bill yelling " Are you going to do her or what…it's after 2pm it's time for dinner"

  • B4 I FU RU 18

    #5 Is it to late to hand in my parents and get some like this?

  • fucked

    This is one of the best albums

  • CplCupcake

    #14 and by cheeto they mean brick.

  • OhioChiver

    #20 Thats the drummist thing I've ever heard.

    • FarmBoy

      That's a one time thing, just a flute, wouldn't work with any other word.

    • Murph1908

      It'll never happen again. It's was just a flute that it happened once.

      • FarmBoy

        Honest mistake that you posted the same thing, right? Or else I might have to get violin with you.

      • Pablo3520

        You're guitarded…

    • Bearjew

      Whover invented that stat is a lyre.

    • obviously

      I have a huge tromboner

      • FarmBoy

        Get your mind out of the guitar

    • Axy

      I see what you theorbo.

    • Random Guy

      How is everyone didgeridooing?

    • ZachBob

      I don't know about you guys, buy I'm gonna go have sax with my girlfriend.

      • silkySapper

        I'm gonna have sex with her too, pretty much everyone else has already.


  • tv_paul

    #20 I wish people would quit harping on about this

    • louistulley

      It always seems like someone has to chime in on this subject

      • Hrdwood

        Accordion to who?

        • tv_paul

          Some girl named Claire Annette.

        • louistulley

          This one guy said it, he's from Organ

        • Hrdwood

          Maybe I should piccolo I.Q. next time and reed the photo closer so I don't look like a dumbass…

    • Guesty McGuest

      I thought the previous comment was funny, but then you trumpet.

      • http://twitter.com/julesmarie310 @julesmarie310

        SO many musical puns. My mind is blown. Aaannnd I had to re-read the original post about 20x before I saw the accordion.

  • bigcityreem

    #13 Ashley Greene is hot. I'm I the only one who thinks this dude is a douche?

    • GodTheMechanic

      Even if she wasn't hot it's still a dick move.

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      What would make her hotter is if she started laughing and asked him out on a date:)

      • davo

        it's the chive, man. everyone is a douchebag on here

    • tangerine

      if you think you have to be nice to a girl because she's hot, you're the douche

      • bigcityreem

        Her being hot is beyond the point. Apparently, many people disagree with me given the number of thumbs down I received.

  • sfb101

    #1 Felt the same way.
    #15 I need to use this line.

    • TTT

      #1 Stolen from John Mulaney's standup

      • Ben

        Yup took it word for word. Little bastard didnt even toss quotes on it.

  • byg.nick

    #6 who the fuck follows the pope on twitter? Like i really want to read about priests being attracted to alter boys…

  • Bobby

    #1 is stolen from John Mulaney. Give credit where credit is due!

    • Krissy

      Yes! I scrolled down just to comment about how that's John Mulaney.

      • Emily

        Yes completely jacked it.

    • sandy astroglide

      The whole post is stolen from Failbook. They didn't get any credit either.

  • misschris

    #7 Fair enough – I would never make it a week!

  • Rob

    So after stealing from cavemancircus.com, TheChive is now stealing from failbook.org?

    Stay classy guys…

    • dirtysteve

      I thought they credited Failbook, but I can't see it here.

    • Gaaah.

      It's not stealing, it's consolidating.

    • Thisistruth

      They would describe it as aggregation.

    • ImpressMe

      So you actually believe those other sites are made up of material thats totally original to them? My…you are a noob aren't you……. a whiney noob.

    • Alumni72

      Never heard of cavemancircus, but I just looked it up and aside from having similar posts on the same day as Chive and apparently no posts, I was pretty much ambivalent.

      • Alumni72

        Or maybe what I meant to say was, having similar posts but no comments … yeah, that's the ticket.

  • http://twitter.com/TXMattMabe @TXMattMabe

    #1 AWESOME

    • John Mulaney

      I use that in my standup routine.

  • Sade

    #16 Seriously? Hahaa! >.<

  • Mother Pus Bucket

    #13 – Yeah, dude! That's what she gets for walking in front of you!

  • Anomanom

    #17 Glasses? Check. Thin moustache? Check. Balding? Check. Definitely a molester.

    • UKgoo

      This picture had me creased! he took it like a boss!

  • Bob

    #13 Wasted opportunity to chat up Ashley Greene I think

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