The Best Tweets of 2012 (44 Photos)

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  • Dbar

    #1 ill give it a 2.5

    • Tiber_Septim

      Yes there is, it's 911 cause something died inside you

    • Anomanom

      A fresh hot number 3.

  • TheVanityScore

    i laughed at #17

    • CanadianChivette

      I damn near died when I read this one!

    • Mike Hunt

      To be fair, if Home Alone were real the kid would be dead 20 minutes into the movie.

      • trotterman

        Take it back.

  • N2MotoX

    #41 A never ended cycle, I see!

    • It was dwight

      Dwight schrute

  • SeriouslyDoIt

    This post is awesome!!!

  • Heisanidiot


    HAHAHAHA! Busted…kind of…

    • Slim Jim

      Story of my life

  • Verbal_Kint

    Some of these were very funny. #1 #8 #17 in particular.

  • MOAR

    #8 #26 Very funny people to follow.

    • Slappy

      Delaney is a champ.

  • me221


  • AlbertaFTW

    #6 So awesome, almost makes me want to have twitter.

    • Methos

      But not quite.

    • davo


  • Murph1908

    Some were good, a few were great. Most were weak.

    • Fauxy

      Conclusion: Mac follows a healthy number of douchebags on Twitter. Not shocked.

  • Jay_yk

    #28 amen!

  • tv_paul

    #5 Maybe there making sweet love Miracle Whip style.

  • @kolby182

    #32 Hilarious

    • Dez

      You're not kolby, you're Andy Dalton. And fuck the bengals!

  • Thumbs down

    #21 had me laughing pretty hard

  • ItsNotMeItsYou

    #14 – Oh that's brilliant #37 – Seriously dying.. #22 – ..and started beating you with your mouse.

  • sfb101

    #21 #26 All too true…

  • Nigel

    Thankfully most of these were original. Even if you don't make me laugh, I respect you for being original.

  • LeO


    • Woop

      here's a question, how do you pronounce LMAO.

      La-Maow, LeMayo or do you just spell it out. L-M-A-O?

      It gets trickier when you add an F in there.

      • vlad

        you are supposed to pronounce it like you are supposed to pronounce lol. you don't.

  • P90

    #15 #17 #37

  • fucked

    and we all say "why didn't I think of that"

  • Zedd_Z_Z

    #27 was awesome!

  • mattythegooch

    Someone needs to remind Adam Levine his band is just Sugar Ray for the new millennium!!! He's such a fuckstain…..


  • zackgonick

    I laughed my ass off on #23 and #37!

  • von Mises


    Hell they bussed in Somalians to vote for him. I'm sure they did the same with Brazilians. Election integrity? WTF is that?

    • JESSE

      Thumbs up for the name

    • Random Guy

      Your side lost, get over it whiner

  • von Mises


    Adam Levine is 20 testosterone injections away from being male.

    • D.Strawberry

      I was mad at myself for laughing, after I saw who posted it.

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