Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Turd Ferguson

    3:10 Eastern time. I need bed, but DAILY MORNING AWESOMENESS

    • Ashley

      #30 – I think doing a kind act and then bragging about it seems kind of weird to me…Don't know why, but why don't you just be humble about your giving?

      • Jack Wagon

        Or, you could just say thank you, that is far beyond what I can give. So, thank you and KCCO!

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #25 So, can you pass through that door, or no?

    • Don113

      Depends. Are you a Balrog of Morgoth?

    • Jason Welch


      • A BiPolar Guy

        Gandalf let Colbert pass.

        Colbert is the ultimate LOTR nerd if you didn't see any of his show during "hobbit week"

  • flowerpower

    you're doing it right

  • Noah

    #7 Gollum! Gollum!

    • StevieB

      He's imitating that money in a coat that's everywhere on the Internet at the moment

    • g3nXsLack3r

      Really? Can't Ikea monkey get at least 5 minutes of fame?

    • Steel Jaguar

      Actually he looks more like he's going for Danny Devito's Penguin to me.

  • FIRSTIE!!!

    you suck!

  • hater

    #11. I like Gina's mindset. Her other set's not too shabby either…

    • AMJ

      Isnt that cute? She thinks i need an excuse to look at her boobs. Silly woman, wheres my sammich?

    • jim

      Meh. Either way, tits.

  • SloopDVille

    #16 Marty Mcfloat!

    • wantomas

      Where we're going, we don't need roads…

  • https://www.facebook.com/TheresiaStorm Theresia Storment

    #30 Awesome! I used my Christmas money for the same!

    • Tom


      Feels good, doesn't it?

      • Tex

        Rock on Tom, screw naysayers

    • Really?!?

      How does a receipt for only $641 add up to $1300 worth of toys? While I agree it is a noble endeavour, shit-talking about the amount of how much good you've done seems questionable, just sayin'.
      Happy Holidays.

      • Tom

        Two separate receipts. One for Target, one for Toys R Us.

        And who was talking shit? How does being happy and proud that I did something good make the deed any less good?

        Damn, bitter much? I'd say KCCO, but, I mean, not with that attitude. Just saying'.

        • Seriously?

          Just surprised you only took a picture of ONE receipt. But hell, people ALWAYS tell the truth on the internet so I'll just take your word for it.

          • Tom

            Obviously reading comprehension isn't your strong point. The long receipt is from Target. The folded up one is from Toys R Us. I mean, you can see that it says it right at the top of each receipt.

            But sure, doubt me. I don't really care. Posted the picture of all the other toys yesterday in the DAR. Maybe when you do something nice for someone, you can post a picture of it too. 🙂

            • Toms gay

              Way to brag. Fuck off

              • Damn my eye

                Well that escalated quickly… I'm going to agree with one side here by simply saying thank you to all the folks out there who do good for others, but an extra special thank you to all those who do good for others and don't feel the need to seek approval. You're all awesome

                • Damn my eye

                  That being said… I'm also inspired to go out and do something for someone else once seeing Tom's post

                  • Berty

                    I agree with you 100%. Charity work is great and I respect all the people who do it. But since when did it become cool to glorify yourself on the internet for doing charity. Seems pretty stupid to me.

                    • Carry_On_

                      The Chive community in general regularly self-congratulates itself for its good deeds and noble spirit. Bunch of narcisists. But in this case, who cares? Someone gave a lot of their resources to help less-fortunate children and that's what matters.

              • Steel Jaguar

                I don't think this was to brag so much as inspire other Chivers to do the same thing if they can. It shows a great amount of Christmas spirit and KCCO all in one and I congratulate Tom on finding a way to make Christmas special for children in need. As for the guy knocking Tom, stop being jealous and use this as a new motto: "You must be the change you wish to see in the world" Mahatma Gandhi

              • Carry_On_

                So we're criticizing people who may be seeking our approval now? Does that mean we should take the piss out of every single "Chivette" who submits a photo of herself? They're seeking our approval too, and they're certainly worst narcisists than Tom here who actually spent A LOT of money to help some kids out. Shall we say "Fuck off" to all the females who send pictures of themselves too?

            • FNG

              Wow Tom, Getting a little butt hurt over someone trying to under stand your post. We get it your the man. KCCO remember?

          • Sherlock

            Given that the one legible receipt was roughly half of 1300, one could deduce that the other was a DIFFERENT receipt for a similar amount. Also, one says Target and the other Toys R Us. Tis not the season for negativity and naysaying. Well done, Tom. KCCO and a Merry Christmas!

        • Livin' Legend

          Thanks for pointing that out. My monitor is small and I couldn't make out the top one and I thought I was mathing it incredibly wrongwise.

        • yyyup

          hilarious. Well done dude. not sure how any could misconstrue that so poorly.

          • not bad

            good on ya, to bad your looking for some kind of pat on the back instead of doing it out of kindness otherwise picture wouldn't include you just a pile of toys and receipt.

        • Claude

          Actually bragging about it does make it less admirable. Are they really doing it for the kids or for their own ego?

          • Leeks

            Clearly it was just for their ego. They no doubt returned everything after taking the pictures and said fuck the kids.

            Or you know they got the pictures posted to inspire other people to do something similar. Why hate on people that are clearly doing good?

    • http://twitter.com/Rocdaddy74 @Rocdaddy74

      Anyone who thinks this is just attention whoring, remember, it's a good thing being done, and posting it here reminds others that they can do good things, too. It's not necessarily that people don't care, it's that they don't think of it.

    • bigtommy2k1

      Don't pay that idiot any attention. you did an awesome thing. The charity group I belong to did similar goodness. We started out that we were going to donate a gift basket and ended up giving an awesome Christmas to 10 families. I won't post a total for fear the trolls will call me an attention whore. KCCO! And Merry Christmas to you my friend!

    • Society

      I spent my Toys for Tots money on booze and hookers.

      • Osgood

        Hell ya!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Sully

        Hookers should have a Christmas too.

    • some-dude

      Everyone should do this with whatever amount they can. Just go somewhere like walmart. You can get awesome toys like spiderman and batman figurines for $5-$6. Spend $200 and you can get 30 or so toys for kids who won't have any other gifts to open xmas morning.

    • fucked

      why the fuck did I just read all these comments

      • Yuppp

        I just asked myself the same question.

      • Billy

        Because we have no life.

        • Ken

          Damn, I'm still reading this shit too. Must continue.

  • Renob

    #11 Inexcusable if i don't stare

    • MikeOverHere

      Yeah. She can yell all she wants, but I'm gonna keep staring.

      • ChinChinNeck

        What do the words say?

  • rosesz

    yes! #3

    • MattKL

      There is not one thing wrong with this picture. Except that she's wearing too many clothes.

      • JimmyP06

        I'd like to see the picture after she drops in. You know the one… where she busts her shit leaning backwards

  • Don113

    #4: He has the kind of face you can punch all day without getting bored.

    • Mick Taylor

      Yep. Gay and lonely. A dangerous combination.

  • bill58

    actually stan, trees do NOT escalate quickly. they take quite a few years to grow tall, or "escalate" as you prefer. this scenario looks to be one of two separate trees and a little ingenuity.

    • Claude

      yeah but those "escalate" posts are generally filled with similar fodder.

      • etcrr=tiber_septim

        nice try stan

  • Don't Tread on Me

    You lib cry babies ain't takin' my guns!

    • holyshit

      Would people please keep fucking politics off this website!

    • chris043

      Hey hillbilly, no one is going to take your guns.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

      You repub cry babies ain't takin my moon landin!

  • Tom

    Fucking sick. Made the DAR yesterday and the DMA today.


    • Jared

      Damn you guys made it again! Hooyah!

    • Garret

      Well you deserve it for doing that type of thing! KCCO!

    • peanut3603

      Not impressed you saved 169.94, that's more money that you could have used on the kids. I'm sure you kept that savings for yourself. How thoughtless.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        I bet they did too.


    • MacGuyver

      Douche Bag

      • Geezer

        Pretty sure that was sarcasm there wiz bang. Also, #26 Spence is the BOSS!

    • Hancois

      "Gonna get so much ass."

  • scoopit

    #14 that house should shave its "downstairs area"

    • DickFister

      Looks like a '70s porn film or Demi Moore: The Bush Years

  • RealZoo

    #11 Gina…and for that "I thank you"…Stacey…doesn't matter b/c I looked anyways.

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  • RealZoo

    #19 <img src="http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/true-story-neil-patrick-harris.png&quot; alt="true story neil patrick harris meme" width="325" height="250" />

    • North

      One of life's mysteries…

      • Jen

        same with chicks too. its like the opposite sex can smell it on you.

  • john

    wheres #29??

    • lat297

      Right there… duh!

    • lamere

      Fakeland. Photoshopian Airlines has some good connections in case you want to visit.

      • Sully

        Cool thanks. Do you know how much they charge for checked bags?

        • Quagmire

          Last I heard they actually paid for you to bring more luggage

  • shoppinbroccoli

    Looks shopped. Why not decorate the outer portion as well?

  • East Coast Chiver

    There is one thing I love more than having the DMA before I go to sleep, oh wait, no, no there isn't.
    #11 I Dream of Gina

  • lat297

    #3 "Hello 911? Yes, I need an ambulance please… I appear to have lost all my skin on a half-pipe…"

  • Schnizz56

    #9 buckle up for safety

  • ChiverMedic

    #30 Wow. Way to go guys! That's fucking amazing

    • Tom

      Thanks! We're pretty awesome.

      • jpot132

        I dont always do nice things, but when I do I make sure I put it on the internet

        • ChiverMedic

          Hell, if it inspires other to keep the good givings up, why not?

  • http://www.chadberry859.blogspot.com KY_Chive

    #17 You totally know that kid knows that she burned her bra!!!

    • maids a milking

      no Coke, breast milk for me …

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