Hows About No (27 Photos)

  • Paula_

    How about…


    Oh c'mon meow John, you missed me! Just admit it!!1!

    – Fan testimonial: "The Chive wouldn't be the same without you…..BTW yelling 'first' is for douches – Notknowing"

    • lom

      do us all a favor and just stay off the chive.

    • Parkview

      I have a good feeling you are a cyber stocker that spends all your time on the Internet waiting to post "FIRST"

      • GeorgiaRosa

        I think you mean *stalker*, but nopes Paula is a troll not a stocker, .big difference..trolls have way more fur

  • Paula_

    #17 they taste very well together, didn't you know that? Just add ketchup.

    Hmmm… I'll make this for ❤ Georgia ❤ … but I need moar snakes. Spiders I've got plenty in my cobwebs.

    – Fan testimonial: "^^^ This is a Chive Troll ^^^ post and comment carefully… They're led by an evil wench by the name of Paula. – Troll finder 2000"

    • GeorgiaRosa

      Thank you Paula <3…. I'm not sure these fad diets really work like you say…

      • Paula_

        Oh, it's not about the eating, it's about how lovely your face looks when you eat it… ❤

        – Fan testimonial: "I like Paula. Keeps it fresh. Everyone else is a broken record. – Travis"

        • GeorgiaRosa

          well it's true I'd eat Almost anything for you Paula but I'm sure I'd look the same as when I'm eating my own cooking 😛

          • Wayne

            You should eat my cock.

            • GeorgiaRosa

              I'll just get my knife & fork..
              I want it medium rare & I'm famished I'm not sure there's enough there for me..

        • Travis

          Sweet im in your testimonial.

  • theREALjoe

    #11 almost made me shit my pants!

    • Joris

      is that from a movie or real? sometimes i am happy i live in shitty rainy belgium where there no big spiders or other stuff that kills you

    • pleasebefake

      Er meh gah. please please please tell me that is fake.

      • wissie

        unfortunetly its real. Look up giant spider jumps off wall on youtube….

        • Hypno

          I'm going to go ahead and advise people NOT to check YouTube. I just did and watched THREE "Giant Spider" clips, and now I'm going to be shitting my pants for the rest of the day.

    • spike

      Wherever that is, I never want to go there. Where is that so I know.

    • Homer

      I'd use a long stick, or at least a shotgun.

      • Jack Wagon

        Bingo Homer, shotgun is the only answer here, unless it catches the buck shot or slug and shoots it back…

        • ME DUH!!!!

          I bet you it's Australia right? Always Australia.

    • pooped a little

      Ok….who ever suggested I search giant spider jumps off wall on youtube…….thanks douche, i just may never sleep…ever..I mean never nope not today not tomorrow when i get back from therapy not ever.

    • Lauren

      Someone needs to get snopes on this ASAP

  • The buck

    #23 a goblin shark….. Pretty rare

    • Noreaster104

      It's a Mako. Just as ugly but a great sport fish and tasty, too.

    • Tjgolds

      It's a sand tiger shark, nice guess though.

      • This guy.

        Sand tiger. True story. Goblin's are a little weirder looking towards the surface.

    • @JassNL

      ohhhhohhhhohhhhohhh Ohhhhhohhh OHHHHHohhhhh…

      Strange Wilderness anyone?

      • Mack

        It's a zombie shark

      • john

        first thing I thought of…lol

      • Jimmy Da Hat


    • nvi

      That's funny, cause Goblin Sharks are only in freezing waters. Guy was about to jump in? Either he was drunk or trying to win a bet.

    • Quint

      Nope, it's a gobblin' shark.

    • Paddy

      I'm fairly certain that's a ragged tooth shark.

  • epic ass is epic

    Suck me Paula

    • Jack Wagon

      I would totally let Paula suck me too

      • Nbl


  • Derek

    #11 I just about puked watching this.

    • Handjob Murphy

      WTF is that leaping-off-the-wall thing?

      • IMVHO

        Face hugger.

      • Ba Durr


      • Xsoldier2000


    • Master Bay Shun

      Is the mask on his helmet open???

  • Big Joe

    Damn! It's about time y'all got your asses back to work. Now I can finally get back to wasting my bosses time!

  • johnnystyle25

    #10 I'm not afraid of heights, but that would probably do it.

    • IMVHO

      With her in there, I could perhaps be convinced. I would need to see more to be sure, though.

      • Geezer

        #10 #27 nothing in the world could get my ass up there, i may be dumb but i aint stupid

    • Macro

      Same here. No problem with heights at all, but I'd have trouble sleeping knowing my life was hanging by a f**king hook in a crack of rock.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #22 Heavy brass balls must be required in order to keep balance and momentum.

    • AZFan

      This guy is probably dead by know. Yikes.

  • Mack

    I feel a lot less manly after looking through those.

  • mynameis

    After further review i would say most of these pics were taken inside of Paula's vagina!!

  • AUSChiver

    #6 Welcome to Australia

    • ps86

      why do i feel like it's on me…

    • Guest

      Great. Just great. Now I'm going to have to check my t.p. each and every time.

      • Martin

        No way man, no freaking way man…

        • Nbl

          In Australia spiders hide under the toilet seat waiting to pounce. True story ask any aussie

          • AUSChiver

            They do hide under toilet seats but most of them won't do anything to you unless you scare them, so it's no big deal

  • Tiber_Septim

    #10 #27 not no, not even hell no, how about "no fucking way"

    • Ben

      Is this Baffin Island?

    • walter sobche

      who picks the side of a cliff as, "the best place to pitch camp". no campers i thing we should go a little farther.

  • Justin Cider

    #24 Pussy has a tether.

  • erikhart


    • that guy


      • abefrolman

        I think it is just the camera perspective… Just like when fishermen hold the fish closer to the camera to make it look larger. Still though… That'd have to be at least a two incher. They get those pretty often around New Orleans. She's lucky she got it before it flew away

  • Drwar41

    #17 'Straya

  • darkohanzo

    #11 makes me want to watch aliens

  • zach0622

    #17 That's a problem that'll solve itself.

    • ps86

      wrong, one of them will survive

  • luka_

    you, people, have grande cojones (big ass balls)… not afraid of heights and shit like that, but wouldnt take a chance 🙂

  • Yasir_Khan

    #21 Photoshop?

    • SpaTuLA

      Maybe……but does that truck say "TATA?"

      • Craigan

        Yes. Tata motors actually owns Landrover and Jaguar, too.

        • SpaTuLA

          Thanks, now I know!

          • Nbl


          • Jojo

            That's half the battle.

  • Coop

    #3 damn this is an awesome picture!

    • Nbl

      What is it though

      • Toddb3

        It's just kelp.. (Seaweed) It's no big deal if you've ever been in the pacific ocean in northern California..

  • scoobydont

    #26 Smoking areas are getting harder to come by.

    • bumble

      Your already risking your life you might as well go out on a ledge

  • Dapper_Dave

    #11 Someone PLEASE tell me this one is fake so I can sleep sometime in 2013.

    • Sanchez

      I would google it… but fuck that shit

  • scoobydont

    #13 Is that the girl with the kung fu grip?

  • Turrebo

    #10 #27

    Probably the only place where you don't get pestered by Jehova's Witnesses

    • Mak

      It looks like those are Jehovah Witness, that chick is reading a bible. They are everywhere!

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