Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    It's SO bloody hard to be first on the DAR meowadays… I'm pretty sure I didn't make it and some 'Moar' or 'Find her' asshat beat me to it…

    Anywaysies, anyone seen my undies? I'm sure they're around, I can smell them…

    – the one you love to hate

    • http://twitter.com/Violaceousgirl @Violaceousgirl

      congrats to you and the one below you. you got it right for once.

      • FunKiller

        Bout damn time, too many amateurs around here nowadays.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          And #5 is stil a dumb marine: it's "TOO"!

          – Fan testimonial: "I don't understand the general dislike of Paula_ I find it humorous to see how worked up everyone gets… successful troll is successful – DH"

          • Levi


            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              YOU FELL FOR THAT!!??? WAAHHHH!!!!! LOOOSER!!! LOOOOSER!!!!!

              – the one you love to hate

              • http://s1336.photobucket.com/albums/o642/janeyqueen/ teslawasrobbed


          • Trav1121

            A positive thumb rating for Paula_? Never thought I would see the day! Congratulations, dearie! You are ruler of the Chive meow! You're days of eating in the sewers are over.

            • Spelling Police

              *Your – Stay in school.

              • Trav1121

                Haha sucker! It's a Paula_ thread. The 'mistakes' are intentional. Welcome to the Chive…

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              But… but… but… I LIVE in the sewers!!1! Why do you want to make me homeless? Your cruel!

              – Fan testimonial: "Paula_! Use your underworld troll contacts to talk to that slacker Bob guy and gets me some Nostalgia galleries, daggnabbit! – Trav1121"

      • gazt

        you are crazy hot

      • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

        #30 😉

    • http://s1336.photobucket.com/albums/o642/janeyqueen/ teslawasrobbed

      If I were you, when it looked like I was gonna be the first commenter, I would write something witty or catchy – something that would get a lot of thumbs up. And after I reached like +50, I would edit the comment to say "First".

      • FunKiller

        Paula thrives on the negativity. I can only draw the conclusion about a proud upbringing from an upper class family.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          What are you, psychic? This is scary.

          – Fan testimonial: "Ah here! Paula much smarter than you! such an inaccuracy; she's smarter than everyone. – insanely great"

          • FunKiller

            Psychic, psycho….same difference.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh I've done that before, but nobody noticed…
        If you work for Chivers you have to keep in mind you're working for living at home single virgin teenagers.

        – Fan testimonial: "Holy shit. this might be the first funny/original comment i've ever seen on this site. EVER."

    • Dan

      Which one is you? #9

      • ChivetoSurvive

        Paula's attempt at humor is so far off it's not even funny. Your fan testimonials must be written by 14 year olds….seems to be your target audience

      • Yerp

        The invisible troll in the background.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Ow fuck, THERE they are!!1!
        Good lord…. how did they not faint?

        – Fan testimonial: "Please can you add this to your fan testimonials? – Greg Wells"

    • Loco Monkey

      Can I marry you?

      • AntiLocoMonkey

        Shut the fuck up retard

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Sure, why not, but, care for a free drink FIRST?

        – Fan testimonial: "You have to be new here…welcome to the Chive, Paula is your director of trolling and will answer any of your questions about irritating others in painful ways. However don't try to insult her, because i'm pretty sure she'll own you. Please see above comment for reference. – a-nom"

    • LifesOver

      This website is way to Canadian/Paula pride. It's been fun, but I'm out.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


        – and so meow they write…

  • captainobvious


    • Courtesy Flush

      #33 what the heck is coming out of your nose?

    • Bob25

      #38 I think thats Ozzy dude…

  • Arrrrg

    New appreciation for Canadia curtesy of #23

    • Josh

      Should've burned it! Still hot.

      • https://www.facebook.com/trevor.muxlow Trevor Muxlow

        Oh Canada! How I love you #23

      • derp

        Agreed. #23, burn it and take the picture again.

    • thebeefinjector


      • PDiddily420

        also Canada*

        • Arrrrrrrrrrg

          Canadia you fool.

          • Michael

            Hope you're joking.

    • Jimmy

      You look awesome but BURN THE BRA next time! Sweetness.

    • Lerry

      Wonder if she saw the game today??

    • Kato

      We stand on guard for thee!!!

    • Trav1121

      Gawddamn Canada is awesome! Just another fine example.

  • spencetron

    #50 thanks for your service, and your eyes

    • Mike D

      Looks like Guiness hit up all service people (armed forces, police, firefighters, etc)

    • PDiddily420

      …And your Velociraptor necklace.

    • Courtesy Flush

      And your boobs.

    • ChivetteChaser

      There IS gold in fort knox!

    • Anonymous

      Hoping to run into #50 on base one day a loyal chiver

  • lace

    #46 its a who!

  • FunKiller

    #3 Really….keep calm….

    • Mack

      I think these two win the internetz for today… Yee-ikessssss….

    • fucked

      keep calm and get a raging boner for 6 hours

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    #34 has something special happening

    • FunKiller

      …..me too, and it's her fault!

    • TitoRigatoni

      A large plastic surgery bill?

    • just sayin

      Fake boobs are gross

      • FunKiller

        They're only gross when you don't get to play with them.

        • TitoRigatoni

          If I wanted to play with plastic tits I'd buy a blow-up doll.

          • FunKiller

            Ok, have fun with your blow up doll.

            • TitoRigatoni

              Apparently you don't understand the word "If".

              I would recommend against a career in computer programming.

              • FunKiller

                Me too, those kids are strange……they fuck blow up dolls!

    • Simply Joe

      That's not a nice underboob………..it's GLORIOUS!

      • jmonster

        I'd love to palm those funbags and grab hold for a few hours

  • peanut3603


    Self Juiced

    • Boomer Sooner

      I call bullshit. It would be a world record fap if you still managed to be 8th comment on the DAR afterwards.

  • Whoopi_G

    #50 You should do a "Hot girls of the military" thread. She is super hot.

    • JoeShmoe99

      Jesus. Where the hell was she when I was in the Corps?

    • Mr_fn_T

      isn't that what the brigade is for?

  • CanadaChivette

    #6 Future Husband!! :)!

  • rooster

    You're gay

    • Boomer Sooner

      *Your (reverse nazi)

      • Wang

        Reverse Nazi? Illiterate Jew?

        • illiterate jew

          oy vey, giive mee five dolars

    • _DoC_

      He's not gay, but his boyfriend is.

  • VaderWRX

    #41 You can dust my… house any day.

    • Firefighter23

      And by house I mean mine…..studio apartment 😉

  • Undershooter30

    #4 New planet of the apes spinoff?

    • HUH?

      that monkey really looks like he wants to kill that goat. thats kinda creepy.

    • Boomer Sooner

      Looks like a Worg Rider from LOTR.

      • Michael

        That goat is so fucked.

    • KBCool

      Saw these dogs at a rodeo. Didn't realize they were live monkeys and not dolls until the announcer said "look at them monkeys hold on!" They also heard sheep

  • Natalia

    #4 is simply overly epic.

    • db3300

      This could only be better if the monkey had a knife in his mouth.

      • http://twitter.com/julesmarie310 @julesmarie310

        HA! this comment made LOL, I just got the best image!

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    and Ill have all of #25

    • Ryan

      Even the dude on the right in the top picture? I guess it's okay if it's in a three-way…

      • halfsmoke00

        No sword fighting.

        • DEL

          No eye contact in a devils threeway

      • pjt

        He's a CCT. Bad dudes.

      • Jen

        "dude, your balls just touched my balls"

    • Waterdog

      More beautiful every time I see her. Well done Kayla!

  • Darrell

    DAR is late. Now it's time to kill Mac.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      One does not simply…

      Kill Mac…

      – Fan testimonial: "P.S. Feel free to use this as a tag line."

  • shamus

    #11 I love fishin'

    • HUH?

      we're gonna need a bigger….. bait?

  • Burlinator

    #3 I want to get in the middle of this!

  • Dr_Chivago

    #18 For God sakes Johny go to Atlanta!!

    • Anjin-San

      She want the dick, John…
      go to Atlanta!

      • http://twitter.com/erikaskarlet @erikaskarlet

        AND YOU ARE A D$CK! Learn some respect idiot.

    • http://twitter.com/erikaskarlet @erikaskarlet

      TheChive IS coming to Atlanta! Excited!

  • Mana Schweitzer


    face palm moment when patty and john got drinks at my bar in Key West. even with people coming and taking photos with them my mind doesn't draw the conclusion that it's actually them. After they took off (and left a generous tip), i asked my 53 y/o manager who they are? 'Those are the chive guys, you daft idiot.'

  • Undershooter30

    I see Mac decided to slip #13 in there.

  • Natalia

    #11 sharkception?

    • fucked

      should have more likes

  • dumpster


    • Tillman61

      You failed. I still like your comment better than Paula's.

      • dumpster

        thanks, but you still should attempt to stay regular. i call that success.

    • Smitty

      Like was said in a pic from earlier today, vert de furk?



    • BSmike


      • HOORAY


      • GuntherSquirrel

        Yep… Screech

    • https://www.facebook.com/illiniloyalty John Knolhoff

      I think I used to have that shirt

    • Rick

      He-Man Bitches!

  • jmdmn

    #50 Yes, please. To both photos.

    • Some Jarhead

      She may be the hottest wook I've ever seen.

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