Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #19 Fuck the diet, I'm making one of those!

    • Guest

      And feel like total crap later…have fun!

    • McBeastie666

      Fuck the diet? More like fuck life.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      New Year's Resolution
      December 31 2012 – January 3 2013

    • Boomhauer

      . . . and this is why your wife is banging her dang ol' indian healer.

  • _Bryan_

    #21. Hell yeah!!

    • Toomany_Beers

      Buster Keaton, Kind of reminds me of Mac with his deadpan humor..
      Keaton, Harold Lloyd and others would do their own stunts, Fn; crazy shit..

  • Wet_tosti

    #24 And i saw his face, yes he's a Belieber!

  • 88cents

    i get stiff in the shower too #1

    • Bambam

      I poop in the shower.

    • Village Idiot

      Justin Bieber when not on stage that is all

      • Tdangle

        Na, that's just Tim Tebow. He's benched in the locker room shower too.

  • brett

    sometimes I pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise

    • Skevin

      Sometimes I poop on the side of the toilet to hear the noises people make.

    • 88cents

      i pee in the center to show im in charge

    • ewdeziel

      I pee in the sink so I don't have to flush

      • coop

        I pee in the trash can and don't break eye contact with strangers.

        • crustybubblechunks

          While whispering tenderly, "this is for you"

          • CalculatedRisk

            What's even better about that is that you can mouth it, and most will still pick it up.

        • ChivetoSurvive

          ha, Coop wins

        • majorfathead

          I laughed way too hard at this and still am! You sir win the Internets!

    • brett&88centsrdouche

      Sometimes I copy other peoples comments and pass them off as my own cause I'm a douche!

      • 88cents

        just go with the flow…

  • Drwar41

    #8 Greg Oden got nothin' on her

    • stephen

      Warn Charlie Sheen, it THE ARRIVAL

  • Tiber_Septim

    #18 perfection thank you

    • Giblets

      Anyone know who she is?

      • Derp

        Natalie portman…

        • Jackass

          That is NOT her.

        • Fapper

          That is actually giada de laurentiis

          • justinmacumber

            The hottest chef in the world.

            • dirtysteve

              She'll bake your cock!!!!

              • dutch

                I'd let her

    • http://twitter.com/lukeskynski @lukeskynski

      she wears more clothes while she's surfing than in the kitchen

    • Jimmy Da Hat


      • Jimmy Da Hat

        LOL FAIL!!!
        MAKE ME A SANDWICH…..PLEASE!!!!! I'm going back to bed!

        • Smitty

          Fuck that. With A lady like that, I'd happily be her samidge making bitch.

    • bao

      been watching her for years…. i still can't cook.

    • Red

      Can we get about a 30 degree camera angle change here?

      • steven

        Do you think it would be puffy?

        • vince

          yee giada is bomb. i could go for some pink taco :p

  • OneClownShoe

    I can always count on Bob to post before I have to go to work. Thank you, Bob!

    • ChivetoSurvive

      No thank you, Nathan Explosion

  • dewaaali

    #28 teehee

  • Jezza67

    #20 Is that the beach from GoT?

  • Gary (r is silent)

    #8 well hello young grasshopper

  • http://www.facebook.com/joey.pecoraro Joey Pecoraro

    #18 Giada. No words.

    • Egon

      I can think of a couple. Like "giant" and "head."

    • Randy Marsh

      Crème Fraiche.

  • theo

    #15 I whip my hair back and forth

    • Alex

      I want to see the entire performance, where is this from??

      • youwannaknow

        Looks like a Villanova-Rutgers game. This is probably all they got as it looks like they're going a timeout/commercial break.

  • Sad

    #5 I wish I were with her right now. My life would be so happy….

    • eggnog

      my wife on the other hand…

  • Society

    #18 is the only reason to watch the Food Network.

    • d.c.

      pretty sure thats natalie portman , not the one that looks like her and cooks….though i could be wrong

      • Smitty

        Yes, yes you are.

        • jerrman

          You are correct, he is wrong. Giada has great cans.

  • Mike

    #26 One of us! One of us!

    • Otter

      Upvoted to cancel the downvotes. Some people need to see Freaks.

    • chucklesclown

      Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble!

  • Truth

    #18 Makes me want to eat something….

    • OmahaDude

      That beautiful little slice of pie that's peeking at us? Yes, I agree.

  • John Robert

    If you're stuck on an island with only one woman, Giada has to be that woman. Hot, cooks, did I mention she is very hot. What an incredibly beautiful woman.
    Who instead of Giada would you want to be stuck on an island with? (Nobody say wife – too sappy, convenient and untrue).

    • sithney

      …a woman with a plane?

    • dirtysteve

      Your wife?

    • squirlzy

      Wow literal John, good job spelling out the rules. I would say roseanne that way i could ride her to safety

    • louistulley

      Michelle Obama… because, seriously, who's getting rescued first, a TV chef or the first lady?

      • Smitty


        Good call.

    • Idiot

      Beiber, she's so dreamy.

    • Egon

      Someone with proportionally sized head.

  • ...

    Someone buy me #10

    • ego

      This one made me do one of those weird double takes – that dude looks just like me! I'm creeped out.

      • ego

        also #9 makes me laugh

    • jim


      • Ex-Gville

        I knew i'd see him on here sooner or later. That lamp is just too good.

  • Anon

    #5 all these women are starting to pretty much be the same..omg it's a naked girl wrapping herself with a chive shirt! Same reaction pretty much..next!

    • savagecabbage

      Yeah but this one is looking for anal

    • Ron B


    • eggnog

      Want to know how I know you're gay?

    • Brent

      Last I checked, nobody forces you to check out thechive.com! Please go away and visit Justin Beiber's facebook page instead!

    • Jess

      It's funny because a lot of guys on here go crazy when they see pics like this! Like they never seen a half naked woman.

    • Anon

      Women these days are in this hey look at me! I'm Hott! Look at my ass and boobs everyone! It does get old and it's very immature. Go apply to playboy i you want attention from taking off your clothes. At least you get paid for it

      • DirtBag

        I like a woman who's willing to do it for free.

        • Huey

          I'm sure you do. A woman that does this for complete strangers.Shes a keeper for sure..So classy

    • Truth

      Expressing their inner slut

    • louistulley

      So I understand, you guys are on a site that women post sexy pictures of themselves, but complain when you see a sexy picture? Do you guys go into McDonald's and complain about when they make hamburgers, too?

      • Guest

        This site use to be cool but now it's women trying to get put in a centerfold

        • Chiver

          Truth. It's turning into low self esteem central.

  • Village Idiot

    #15 reminds me of Chris Farley

  • Pssssh

    #5 so true Anon these girls are all the same.

    • dadadada

      but this one's left sideboob can be seen from behind! She also has a hidden message: KEEP CALM AND CHIVE _______

      • 1C451

        Almost any girl's left sideboob can be seen from behind when they're pushing it over with their right hand…

    • louistulley

      These girls are all the same… attractive? Are you asking them to post unattractive women?

      • Guest

        No he's saying they are all attention whores and you guys just boost their huge egos

  • halfsmoke00

    #12 Home sweet home.

    • Dave

      Someone got an "A" in shop class

  • bdh

    #18 just set a personal record for fastest zoom in on a photo


    #24 The Beibs almost killed him too! Too soon?…

    • hpph00

      Never too soon on the internet!

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