Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • el lay

    #16 fucking love!

    • JSt31

      Hello nipple!

    • SlateStone


    • MikeyMate

      Lovely little nipple there. Thanks Chive!!

    • saltygary

      Poof! bye bye mud flaps. Nip slip was just a bonus.

    • dirtysanchez

      John just made you look like an ass !

    • Hunter

      Alright chive community. Chive is gonna screw us later DARers out of a niiple. Let's find it!

    • Concerned Chiver

      #37 I will never be able to imagine the same about this woman.

    • http://twitter.com/julesmarie310 @julesmarie310

      I was wondering why he was so pumped about a bad disney sweatshirt…

  • Porkins

    Now that is one f*cking hot family there. #10

    • Krymania

      Yes, yes, and obviously yes.

    • wefsdasgrtgg

      that's a lot of spray tan and makeup there

    • BAMA

      Not at all, could you imagine dealing with those pretentious ass holes???

      • tv_paul

        Are you talking about dealing with their personalities or the actual chocolate starfishes?

      • Mr. DNA

        Pretentious? What, for dressing up for a wedding? The only thing pretentious here is their smokin' hot genes.

    • JohnMcClane_

      Sweet mother of Moses! Yes please!

    • Swarley

      Only thing hot about them is the burning sensation when you pee after Fucking any of them. Scutter pretentious wenches.

    • Red

      Serious MILF. Yo Mom, you are a MILF, own it.

    • Brando

      at first glance I'm pretty sure it said Moar Moar Moar!

    • bollyver

      Imagine being the Dad.

      • noodle

        Are you thinking about the stress of hot daughters or Literotica story?

        • justinmacumber

          LOL. Both.

    • Jwod

      Any And All, AAA+, smokin hot

  • http://badsentinel.com badSENTINEL

    i want #8. like yesterday..

    • Mark

      Always a great reason to go to Burning Man.

    • Timbo_Slice

      I could "Chili-Dog" the hell out of those!

    • El Pato

      I bet she got passed around Buring Man like a 3 gram blunt

    • Dude
    • Daniel Tosh

      she probaly has herpes, stupid hippies

  • BSmike

    Great googley moogley #8

    • Jean K. Jean

      The Little Mermaid grew up and hit spring break.

    • Tomb_Raider

      Looks like Jennifer Aniston

      • Tommy

        She looks identical. almost thought this was anistans head was photo shopped on her

    • Patrolman

      those things are juicy!

    • Canadian Farmer

      Good lord I could play with those titties for a month straight and never get bored!

    • Baer

      I know this pic has been posted before but tbh I wouldnt mind if they did an entire post of this picture everyday…I would still take the time look at it everyday

  • PR151

    #16 Nipple!

    • http://badsentinel.com badSENTINEL

      and that one is all out in the open.. no hiding that one there..

      • TheVanityScore

        i am so proud of the chive. finally let a nipple out.

        • TheVanityScore

          they seriously took it down? i take that compliment back now… give us a nip slip and give the berry a dick slip. nobody would have said anything….

          • Danno

            OUCH CHIVE!!! I was enjoying that. GIVE IT BACK!!!

    • Melly

      Enjoy it while it lasts. It will be gone soon…

      • FunKiller

        Or you can just go check out the amazing photography from alexander tikhomirov

        • Brian

          And a thank you to you, Sir.

        • SOhioChiver

          OMG I didn't know he had videos too!

    • Don'tbewhimps

      Hurry before they take it down!!

      • Don'tbewhimps

        DAMN IT

    • saltygary

      Starred at the pic for ten minutes and I didn't even catch it.

      • guest 307


      • Dale

        Still can't see it.

    • Brian


  • Inigo Montoya

    AHAA #49 was just being discussed here at work earlier

    • penguin slayer

      what the hell was going on?

      • TheVanityScore

        ya somebody explain this lol

        • Nomogeronimo

          So, this dude got really drunk on this flight by drinking all of his duty-free liquor. 2 hrs before landing he loses his shit and starts screaming, choking the lady who was sitting next to him and talking about the plane crashing. Subsequently, he was restrained thusly.

          • TheVanityScore

            should have known. duct tape and drunk people always go well together.

            • Banana_man

              Soooo… you got wasted

  • bleeeb

    #16 when you see it….

    • Jean K. Jean

      …… you'll wish you weren't at work.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      The whole point of the picture is for you to "see it"

    • Hunter

      apparently I'm too late for the nipple slip. Woman in a disney sweatshirt?

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick


  • Timbo_Slice

    #18. I hope they marinated it first.

    • nate33uc

      #50 – just needs to be closer to the top. good god

  • sheoncebelieved

    #2 is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Who would do that. the Point of bathing this way is to foot rub your partners junk….

    • DAK23

      Gay people like doing it, too. Do you read about us calling something "hetero" when we think it's stupid? Wait… I just might have to bring that up at the next meeting.

      • Thteve

        Callin' sumthin' hetero would be a compliment tho

      • MylesofStyles

        Do you honestly think there's some sort of conspiracy brewing due to the use of certain phrases? Don't be gay.

    • TheVanityScore

      this might make more sense if you put a 70 year old married couple in the picture. but even then some old timers would think this is dumb.

  • siuado

    #2 Friendzone tub

    • SOhioChiver

      #1 and #2 this is NOT okay!

    • Frank

      If only all friend zones were this friendly!

  • Puggs

    nip slip on #16

    • lol no

      it's no slip… it's just out there in the open.

    • Brian

      That's more of a here it is than a slip.

    • Pokes

      Don't say anything or they'll take it down!

      • Pokes

        Dammit, too late.

    • Aphrodite

      Ok what am I missing here??

      • Jon

        Originally they posted a picture of a girl with a nice nip slip…they took it down and replaced it with the mickey mouse ass pants. The pic is still up on their mobile app. It's a nice nip slip, but that's it.

    • Dave

      The usually don't bother to take them down on the mobile app…

      • DexterX

        they didnt and its a nice one

  • winfields

    Forgot to include #8 in the Find Her

    • http://twitter.com/Gags_33 @Gags_33

      Know her

      • Anonymous


      • Winfields


    • GlibTongue

      She was probably forgotten because this picture is almost 2 years old on the internet.

      • Angry Al

        Point being? Pics, Facebook , twitter, or didn't happen ass face. Whore is probably fat and pregnant now anyway. Original material on the Chive? Don't think so.

  • BSmike

    Hey #10, ever hear of the sportsman's double?… or triple?

    • Mr_Cellophane

      Soooo much WIN!

    • guest199987856

      Dear Diary,


  • MrCoffee

    #8 Perfection

  • http://twitter.com/kolby182 @kolby182

    #19 I really thought she had both of her legs removed. I should slow down when I read and scroll.

  • Michael

    #2 Seriously, who the hell would want one of these?

    • catch 22

      The only use I can come up with is……It could work for little kids,each has his own side. 🙂

  • Josh

    #31 GREAT POV! Find her?

    • DrBoogie_R32

      Mmm mmm good.

      • Josh

        You kidding me? Her again? FML there should be more of her running around. Clone her!

    • SlimtwigMJ

      @Violaceous on Twitter

    • Bob

      Why so you can wank over her you ugly twat

    • http://twitter.com/JstLkeUimagined @JstLkeUimagined

      She is a gamer too. Love the Portal socks. And the boobs, boobs are quite nice as well.

  • Dan

    #30 That is possibly the greatest thing I have ever heard.

  • cum dumpster

    #5 whats the tat say?

    • Scott

      teufel hunden. The name given to U.S Marines by the Germans in WWI for their tenacity in battle.

      • Scott

        Devil dog

        • marlow

          trouble is, that's not German. well yes, it looks like German but since we're a pain in the butt about rules, we're also a major pain in the butt when it comes to grammar. should be "Teufelshunde" (= dogs of the devil, genitive case of "Teufel" and plural of "Hund") — aaaah, whatever. Redheads!

          • Noname

            It's from a WWI recruiting poster…That's how they spelled it. Even though it's incorrect that is still the spelling that means something to Marines

            • Ravel

              It's still wrong though 🙂 Now it might not have been made for eyes with a knowledge of the German language, but still…wrongly spelled tattoos are always kinda fail. Alas, the girl is hot.

              • Idk

                But it's not wrongly spelled, its spelled exactly as it appears on the recruiting posters and thats how it was written at the time and im pretty sure thats what she wanted. So again, its not spelled wrong at.

      • Carni

        The correct term would be "Teufelshunde" or "des Teufels Hunde"
        Teufel hunden is just gibberish
        *german mouther tongue

    • siuado

      I believe it means "devil dog." Probably referring to the Marines. Put her on the recruiting poster and quotas won't be hard to meet!

    • OmahaDude

      "devil dogs" …plural

    • Ben

      haha, it says "Devil Dogs" in German. I see we've got a hostess fan on our hands

      • SOhioChiver

        i was with you until the hostess part…what does that comment imply?

        • Ben

          dammit, they're not hostess, they're made by "drakes"

          they're like a chocolate twinkie more or less. I though they were hostess

      • Noname

        Yeah I don't get the hostess part….I actually know her….she's a Marine

    • Russkie Babe

      To all the German grammar Nazis (no pun intended): they teach us "Teufel hunden" in boot camp. Who cares if it's wrong? Marines have been calling each other "teufel hunden" for over 60 years. So suck it up and pull the sticks out of your arses. Oorah, Devil Dogs!

    • b.r.


      • SOhioChiver

        LOL…that's what the male Marine Drill Instructors called the female Marine Recruits…Wookies
        I think it was because we all were forced to had our heads shaved but the WMs do not and most of the time their hair was all over the place and very messy looking.

  • Waterdog

    #48 New shirt please?

  • HamptonsWorld80

    I believe in Heaven #8

  • orangewhip

    #8 FIND

    • http://twitter.com/Gags_33 @Gags_33


  • BAMA


    • NonBrit

      Round the bowl and down the hole.

    • Notre dame fan

      You're a faggot

  • Timbo_Slice

    #23. Boot! It's a Marine thing.

    • Concerned Chiver

      I think we all are asking for MOAR again please.

      • TheVanityScore

        yes we are

    • JoeShmoe99

      Figures she'd only have a good cookie.

      • JoeShmoe99

        Or, actually, not even a good cookie. that's just straight up boot.

      • Timbo_Slice

        I'll give her a good cookie, but that's a National Defense ribbon. I knew what you meant Joe!

        • http://badsentinel.com badSENTINEL

          national defense ribbon.. you get that straight out of boot camp..

        • SOhioChiver

          Yeah a Marine good cookie is burgundy with a dark blue bar in the center. and that is a Nation Defense Medal, ribbons are the little rectangle counterpart worn on non-dress uniforms (since we are nit-picking).
          Now back to the important subject, she is one fine ass Devil Dog. I would like to give her a marine-corp-gasm.

          • Timbo_Slice

            what did ol' Chesty Puller say, you're not a good Marine until you get passed up for a good conduct, or something along those lines.

      • Lee

        That is clearly not a good cookie. That is National Defense.

    • Ian Rhoades

      Ive been enjoying chive for months, but today I shall remember it as a day I fell for this beautiful Devil.
      Yes Moar Please!! Oscar Mike!!

      Semper Fi!!!
      A Texas, Corp Chiver

    • lostagain

      So are they contacts in the first pic or the 2nd one? Blue eyes in the first, green the second…

      • Timbo_Slice

        Good question, I'd put money on contacts in the 2nd.

        • Moonpie's Mommy

          Rah Motivator!

          • Timbo_Slice


    • Henry


      I bet she eats chow with her 1stSgt, and will be a Cpl within 6 months. Most likely have a NAM to go along with that firewatch ribbon soon too.

      • Lee

        No. First of all, she's a reservist. Secondly, she's a very nice girl.

        • Timbo_Slice

          All wookies are nice until they come to the grunt barracks.

      • Timbo_Slice

        Haha, you're damn right! First name basis and all. Wookie's got the life man. Can't wait until she waltzes over from the Transportation barracks to the Grunt side and partakes in a little 1 on 6 hole stuffin'! BAMCIS! that just happened.

      • 3/4 Grunt

        She'll be a Cpl soon.. provided she doesn't choke.

    • b.r.

      Nothing changes the fact that she is a wooky!!!!!!!!!!

    • elfhuntin

      is this an elf?

  • FunKiller

    #8 You win today……but #50 you are a CLOSE 2nd.

    • Jman

      #47 and 50 are tied for second….come on now

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