Genius or Stupid (30 Photos)

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  • Yuppp

    #1 nothing that has something to do with bacon is stupid. So genius I say!

    • Spelling Police

      This is hardly new. I use mine all the time. It's a pain in the ass to clean though.

    • Red

      We actually own one of these and it works pretty well.

      • SmokeyTheBear

        But here's the question…how's the taste???

        • Craigery

          Without the grease and fat, you end up with dry crumbly bacon.

    • qteam3d

      Paper plate and multiple paper towels does as well for microwaving bacon.

      An oven and a cookie sheet does even better.

      Pan-frying is the worst way to make bacon.

      • indieb0i

        You're joking, right? Cooking it in the oven is nice, but nothing gets bacon right like an iron skillet.

        • techno_viking

          BBQ works well too.

        • moose

          I don't know, I cook mine in oven all the time still sizzles and if you use heavy duty foil no more clean up than throwing away the foil. But frying or baking it's still bacon, enjoy!

          • indieb0i

            I've cooked it in the oven, too. And it does come out nice – especially for sandwiches. But after doing that for a while I switched back to the skillet. Mmmmm!

      • Craigery

        Do you cook your burgers in the oven too?

        • Anomanom

          My mum does that, it works quite well and the burgers are very juicy.

    • Katt

      Mine doesn't work at all… had the damn bacon in for like 20 minutes and it STILL wasn't done!!!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      On what planet does bacon look like that?

      CheapProcessedSh*t World?

  • http://twitter.com/Avfc4life @Avfc4life

    #15 i get so drunk i think i am a superhero so these are perfect

  • eric ader

    Second

  • DirtBag

    #27 genius. In case you need to have a little tug in the wee hours of the morning.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      It's definitely the "forever alone" pillow.

      • James

        Nah, still usefull so my girlfriend and I don't have to do a syncronized "shimmy" over to the side of the bed to get a hold of the box. lmao

  • Chuck Schick

    stupid

  • Yeahhh

    #24 is lame. Something a hipster would have.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      My 6 yr old son would love this………and he is not a hipster, I don't think.

      • Yeahhh

        He's 6, so it is exceptable. If he's 18 and has this, you should begin to worry.

        • Welcome to CostCo

          Dear god.

          First of all, you would say "he is not a hipster, I think." Unless of course he is a hipster, in which case shame on you.

          Second of all, it's not exceptable (that is both wrong and not a word), it's acceptable.

          • Epitomizer

            Thank you kind person from the internet.

    • Craigery

      "lame"
      "something a hipster would have"

      That's redundant.

      • ......

        No, thats spot on.

    • MadamGeeker

      This is the closest thing we have to a hoverboard man!

  • L France

    Chive is genius. Keep it up

  • sfb101

    #3 Moar of that redhead!
    #15 Super sippers!
    #27 I have a different idea how to use this…

  • PaulaHater

    #18 stupid. Don't drink and drive.

    • aaa

      however, PHONE number is pretty damn good and easy to remember

    • mlss

      The local bars have this on their wrist bands and taxi numbers that say call us before you need the following number..haha

    • DUIs are 4 tards

      Dude wtf are you talking about drinking and driving is the last great American pastime. So fun I even keep score.

      Me- 1,074
      Cops- 0

      2012 was a great year for drinking and driving.

      • Practice = Perfect

        Seriously, I'm actually a better driver after a Few…Always have been since I was 16. They can't pull you over unless you give them a reason to, it's that simple tards.

        Me- 1,623
        Cops- 0

        • Bmoney

          It'll be the time when you aren't plastered but slightly over the limit that'll get you. And cops can give 2 shits about a legit reason. Have fun wasting away few days in jail.

        • Kato

          It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. But seriously, don't drink and drive. I have a neighbour who lost his ability to walk because a drunk driver thinks he's superman or some shit. Have some respect for human life.

  • FunKiller

    Ok, so minus the wireless basketball…..I'd say these are pretty fucking genius.

    • theWizz

      looks like a funny marketing tactic to get kids to actually play a sport rather than on the xbox.

    • Craigery

      I'd say the wireless basketball game was the only useful thing on the list.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #13 This is gonna be great for the drive home!

    • socalmarti

      LOL! Please don't encourage people, they don't need any help!!! 😀

    • notnowsteve

      thats very MURICA of you…

  • VINNY

    #4 is a joke box you can by to put other gifts in. Saw it at BB&B

  • Z28

    #1 i used to think microwaved bacon tasted good. Idk anymore

  • tv_paul

    #27 Yeah, it was designed for women with colds….sure.

    • annoying_paul.

      You ordered one and it came with a bottle of lotion.

      • UhHuh

        ^ not this idiot again…

  • runswithbeer

    #11 Yeah right. GFL with that one.

  • Mojo

    #27 if you've got an issue….
    Here's a tissue!

  • nodon

    #26 – finally an improvement over the 40 year old fondue pot. Nice job.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      At first glance, I thought that was the dumbest coffee mug design in the world…..

    • skeleducky

      it's neat until you forget what you're doing and suddenly take a drink of hot cheese. or if you're left handed you drink cheese and set yourself on fire.

  • Hrdwood

    #3 I do this after I eat a whole box of crayons…. don't ask.

  • Ina

    #3 Can't fault the logic. They do poop rainbows.

  • Craigery

    #1 Microwaving bacon removes all the grease, leaving you with something more akin to Bacos: dry and crunchy. The only proper way to cook bacon is in a frying pan, where it cooks in its own fat.

  • Craigery

    #7 Nothing better than bread that's burnt in some spots and untoasted in others!

  • darkohanzo

    #21 Genius. Plain and Simple.

    • Frank

      So the USB connection is to allow my paper clips and computer to communicate?

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #25 White kids can finally be good again at basketball.

  • Craigery

    #12 Wow, could you possibly make it any LESS convenient to get your stuff when you need it? That might be the worst storage solution I've ever seen.

    • Stick

      What is floorspace?

    • Whale

      By storing stuff you don't need that often??

    • hello please

      For less convenient – try one of those Self-Storage places conveniently located behind a locked gate and a locked door at the strip-mall 3 miles away.

      Actually this thing is a great use of space and nicely labelled. Hardly genius, but it's a good solution.

    • JoJo

      You obviously don't have a garage.

      • Craigery

        OMG, how did you know? Oh wait, I actually have a 2-car garage. I just don't store anything on the ceiling.

        • Frank

          Then you are not utilizing your space very well dumb-az

    • just passin through

      great until the garage door opens

    • awww shit

      um shouldnt the lables be on the bottom

  • Craigery

    #18 "Go ahead and drink and drive. We'll make sure you're not held accountable for your actions." Classy.

    • Fo real

      Dude lawyers are the best.

      Stand up guys, every one of them!

    • salohcin

      Embarrassed that's in my town. Been there.

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