7 billion people in the world, a few of these are bound to exist (30 Photos)

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  • MylesofStyles

    #5 This man's core strength is uncanny.

    • http://twitter.com/LukesThumbs @LukesThumbs

      FLBP!

    • zimzum

      the force is strong in this one

    • TheVanityScore

      that's not core strength, this guy has super powers or something.

    • lolwut

      how did she even get up there?

  • DCrocks

    So it's like this

  • Dumpster

    take your first dump

    • Yeahhh

      I miss SMD, but I guess you will have to do.

  • ChiverOnFoot

    #19 Didn't Ace Ventura get in a fight with this in part 2?

    • white devil

      let me guess. White devil white devil?

      • Ginger

        You speak Wachutu?

    • zimzum

      bumble-bee tuna

      • Bumblebeetuna

        Excuse me…. Ur balls are showing…. Bumble bee tuna!

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    Ha! #4 is always skating around Fort Lauderdale, surprisingly to the entertainment of many.

    More girls take pictures with him, than, well, dammit, me… 😦

    • NOOT

      oddly enough, that's not even the strangest guy hanging out at the beach here.

      Like the dude that dances around in roller skates and a pink thong

  • Stinky Dog

    …can't…. be…. unseen….

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #18 What a strange place to keep your applejuice. But seriously, there is nothing funny about a colostomy.

    • MylesofStyles

      There's nothing funny about someone strolling up to the deli counter with a bag of piss strapped to their leg while you're deciding what to order.

    • OmahaDude

      *catheter

      • Dibo

        Actually it could be either. A lot of times after a Colostomy the excretion looks like an slightly off color urine as there is a lot of stomach acid in it. And the fecal matter has not had the chance to build up in the rectum so it is rarely solidified. Both use the same bags after coming out, so unless we all get a view we probably don't want to see, lets just say they should wear pants out from now on.

        • Steph

          Perhaps you mean the product of an ileostomy, which is made from a portion of the small bowel, is more likely to result in a liquid movement, with the colouring you've described. I've never seen someone use a urinary drainage bag as a colostomy bag.

    • Pokes

      I think people are missing the point here. It's not the fact that she has a catheter. It's the fact that she chose to wear shorts while walking around Wal-mart with a half full bag of piss strapped to her leg.

      • Royster

        Catheter indeed. Not easy to hide them things, power to those who just don't care. If anything it'd have been urostomy rather than colostomy, but those are easier to hide in your pants.

    • swat

      Not a colostomy. Urinary catheter, Just pee not poo

    • Fish

      At the risk of sounding uncaring, I'd have to say "Hey, Walmart Trash, put on some pants for Fuck sake".

    • Wally

      Yep – a colostomy would be attached to the abdomen and easily hidden under clothes. Why this person decided to gross out other people is beyond me.

  • DannoTheManno88

    #17 Like a mating call.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Fastest scroll I've done since yesterday's "What In The Holy Hell" post.

  • http://twitter.com/jbvancamp @jbvancamp

    #5, #7, #10 still would! Lol.

    • Fish

      You got Mommy Issues, Pal.

  • ZZzzZZzz Coffee

    Some of these peoples would love to have one of those chocolate chocolate chocolate bars.

  • Hrdwood

    I'm going to church and pray because I now know what Hell looks like…

  • Juan R

    #21 – George Clinton?

    • Sieggelwald

      This guy shows up everywhere spring or summer in Seattle. I assume he must fly south for the winter.

    • nanard

      Was about to say Lee Scratch Perry, but George Clinton is great choice too !! B)

  • sfb101

    Why, why did I look at this…
    My eyes are bruised!

  • rachel

    #28 how eminem got famous

    • moragami

      Yeah, this was taken right before RayJay comes in the room…

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      It puts the lotion on it's skin

  • r00s7a

    #18 Medical condition… not really something to laugh at. I know I would hate to have to wear it, although I would probably conceal it a little better. Sad none the less.

    • Pokes

      It's one thing to have to have a catheter. It's entirely different to choose to wear shorts and walk around Wal-mart with a full one strapped to your leg.

      • louistulley

        I don't have a catheter, but sometimes I pee in a bag and strap it to my leg when I go to Wal Mart.

  • Alex

    #10 a momen of substance, and that substance is cake

  • TomH

    #23
    I guess

  • Ashy Larry

    #19, Ashy Larry's cousin or sister?

  • organix85

    #19 Just a white lady waiting for the bus…

  • ermahgerd

    #28
    I'd hit that.

    • Kev

      HAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Kev

    #27 not creepy at all…

    • Kev

      I meant #24 but whatever

  • Stick

    #29
    The further it gets into January, the smarter she looks to me

    • hmm

      its a fucking wookie

  • chivehypocrites

    #18
    chive dont you usually make posts showing how inspiration people with disabilities, doesnt the chive pride themselves on bringing people together to support people with illnesses, its a little hard to want to donate money to your charities when you make posts like this and include a picture of someone with a medi8cal condition in order to make fun of them, chive you are really pathetic your catch phrase should be:
    "keep calm and EXPLOITING on"

    • Guest

      Eff u and the horse you rode in on. This individual is sickening, put some pants on. No one wants to see this…and it's not posted to be funny, it's posted because this stupid mo%$erfu#$er can't respect anyone else so they deserve what they get.

    • WTF

      Really?!?! Medical condition or not… That person couldn've worn sweats. Thats why is comical…

      No one is saying anything about why the person has it…

    • DoubleNickelJP

      I peed in a bag once. Next morning my dorm roommate had left a note to take the trash out.

    • whale huntr

      the only thing wrong the chive did with this post was the math…. 300 million americans, these were some of the less ordinary folk….

    • http://twitter.com/jolange2 @jolange2

      This is unsanitary. She catches that on something, rips the tube out and there would be piss all over. You don't pee with the door open in public restrooms do you? Same thing. I don't want to see your f-in urine drip into a bag.

  • http://twitter.com/ErinSheepterd @ErinSheepterd

    #29 does that coat have a hood…. Or does that hair have a coat…?

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