Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • Dan

    Hey!

    • Danny dan

      Conrad's a homo

  • joe

    what can i say

    • GO PATS

      Say GO PATS!!!

      • bdg

        #16 #19 and #35 Need to give us more so that we may appreciate their inner beauty more!!!!
        Yeah right-BOOBS

  • Loud@theClouds

    Primero bitches

    • Loud@theClouds

      But for real tho, #47 you're so damn sexy

    • http://www.gleny.com kekermahoney

      fail in two languages, congrats

    • banananah

      ayyyy dios mio!

  • otto

    #16

    Verrry Niccce

    • Marco

      Is this what they call Southern bells?

      • long way from home

        coming from boy from alabama, yes this is what they call a southern bell. thank you miss for your pic:)

    • Chris

      I've actually met her!

      • Jay

        Oh my god… You are soo cool! Jackass

  • HOOK_the_LEGEND

    #50, You are the essence of beautiful…

    • GOB

      Just another attention whore, there are tons of them out there

      • ATrapAtNoon

        Great! Put them on the DAR.

      • 808

        And i'd be glad to give her some private attention

      • Yeahhh

        You must be gay, otherwise she would have your attention. I bet she even has the attention of some straight girls.

    • Octopus

      She is beautiful, but you're wrong. Wetness is the essence of beauty.

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Merman!

        • jahnny

          You're dead to me, boy. You're more dead to me than your dead mother!

    • Boomer Sooner

      And you are a creepy weirdo lol

      • JESSE

        seconded.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      gorgeous, and nice phrase

    • Harps

      To the sad, lonely person with the attention whore comment: jealousy is a terrible thing.. I hope one day you find all that love and affection that you just showed the world you are missing out on. 😉

    • Kent c

      Haha been there! Why are you perving the chive if you arnt looking to see "attention whores" show some skin.?

      Anyways tits still look great britt!

      -kent c

      • Teddy Roxspin

        There's probably a reason she didn't want seconds! Just sayin..

    • Chiverdiver

      Brittany Young from Grande Priairie AB Canada! She's a fuckin' smoke show!! ❤ and not an attention whore you dumb fu*k

    • Kristen

      You are the essence if big pile of queer tranny lover…douche.

      • Yuppp

        Haha, you are always such a peach Kristen.

    • Chiv

      Please moar and moar

    • cordialb

      Amazing, just amazing. Wow.

  • Kyle C.

    #10 BFM til the end!!

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #3 I feel your pain

    #19 I'd like to feel lots of things of yours

  • JAG

    #30 MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!! Need moar

    • Mark

      Don't bring out those Canadian shirts just yet, I wanna know what she's gonna do next, I love improv!!

    • eddy

      waiting for fall

    • Dibo

      How did she get those leaves to stay on like that? It must be cold up there in Canada

    • Red

      Proving that they don't have to be huge to be very very sexy…

  • Bryan Fitz

    #10 BFM being the man.

  • Tanthony2012

    #22 Brody better say yes

    • Texas

      If he doesn't I will.

    • Firefighter23

      I'm totally Brody. *Shifty eyes* Yes…..promenade….I shall go with you because I am Brody

    • Geoff

      Doesn't matter, because at some point in her life, this girl has or will hate some friend/random guy for checking her out and then wonder where all the decent guys are. Also, CHECK OUT THEM HOOTERS!!!

    • sixdeadelves

      is she in high school? whats going on? did chive trick me into being a pervert?

      • May

        Yeah I'm thinking she's 17. We're all pervs now. Thanks chive.

    • DrGarnicus

      Where were these girls in high school? Oh, after the guys they liked. Carry on!

      • FBrody

        Let's be honest Brody is a dbag

        • Perkins Maxwell

          Brody is a terrorist.

        • Brandon

          LOL this

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Alright, alright, alright

  • Joe

    #47 I'd push her start button

    • Firefighter23

      Talking 'bout vaginas

    • KCCOorDIE

      id up up down down left right left right b a start all over her!

    • TrueCaper

      I hope this is a touch screen gameboy

    • Joe Is Average

      My thought process when i saw this, "whoa, thats alot of hai….oh hello! Someone is gunna post a 'push her start button' comment"

    • Denver Chiver

      • pep

        Best reply!

    • Past_Life_God

      Yeah but you need to work over those L and R buttons a little first.

    • Irish-Man

      The good news is I saw her hot body BEFORE I recognized the suit.

  • Lilbluecar

    VAGINA!!

    • DirtBag

      Why does this get thumbs down? Seems like an uplifting happy comment to me.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #10 like a sir

  • Tex Ass

    #32, yes but only the thumb

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      Just the tip…boop

  • Im_B4TM4N

    Late DAR is still better than no DAR!!!

  • Bob-o

    Down votes are appreciated

    • Bob-o

      Thank you

      • HahaX10

        I don't know why, but I kinda like this guy.

  • Tillman61

    #30 I love a good improv… Awesome.

  • Texas

    #9 I have actually had this argument before, ignorance must be blissful.

  • Big Joe

    #7 "Rubber Duckie, you're the…Holy shit!"

  • Hrdwood

    #24 I would definitely say you're busted…

    • Larry

      What State ? Looks like Mass !!

    • TheVanityScore

      your boobs wont be enough when the cop gets you for texting while driving, cause you just HAD to take a picture

      • S_Chiem

        Definitely a Mass state cruiser. Scary looking as hells, man.

      • LEO

        Actually, she isn't driving at all. She is pulled over and more than likely is completely stopped and in the parked position. Cell phones are not illegal to use while in a vehicle. It is illegal to use in a vehicle, while said vehicle is in motion.

        • TheVanityScore

          yeah your right i looked at the picture again. but it still wont help her out much taking pictures of the cop. she should be taking shit more seriously if she wants to get out of a ticket. instead of playing with her phone she should be pullin those boobs out and getting ready for a show.

          • Mike

            Indeed, all but a couple of the cops I've ran into have already made up their minds before they pull you over. On a side note, "Quick, update Facebook because an event occurred!"

  • Minha Lenha

    The DAR is here!!! Thank you!!!!!

    • DAR

      You're not welcome.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #50 i escalated quickly

    • boB

      But in a good way!

    • Ehhhhhhhh

      No anger from hotchivette on this one? Is she too busy inserting a new tampon and eating a gallon oh ice cream?

  • sixdeadelves

    #45 i'll have what he's having

    • Mike

      Fucking cats man… Fucking cats… "Oh hey cat, nice workout today. I couldn't have done it without you." "Oh hey cat, you got rent this month?" "Oh hey cat, did you clean the house while I was at work all day?" "Oh hey cat, you wanna fetch me another beer?" But 5 minutes after that chicken goes in the oven, "BBBBRRRRRROOUuuuuu!!!!"

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #33 So did I! And by that I mean I read Lord of the Rings… not the other thing…

    • Nailed it

      good one…

    • ThatJoshGuy

      Doing both wasn't hard. Maybe now, both at the same time!

  • Thrill

    I've gotta go to Canada

    • DrGarnicus

      That's what I'm talking aboot!

    • Fuckthecanucks

      It seems like a land of a lot of hot chicks and a lot of terrible Canucks fans. Sorry all of Canada, but that terrorist goalie, and the ginger twins killed your whole country. Bring them down. Bring them down with fire and all will be forgiven.

      • Rachael

        Don't worry you will find more canucks haters than lovers. Just don't go to Vancouver and you'll be safe among us who agree that the canucks suck.

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