Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Harry Balasagna

    #37 wowzers….

    • crustybubblechunks

      Squishy doesn't even begin to describe it

      • Dangles

        I think it's a pretty good word to begin to describe them.

    • NeedMoar

      FIND HER!

    • jai

      keep those ideas coming!

    • Jeff

      those are spectacular 🙂

    • Child Please

      What small hands you have

    • KyleGamgee

      I like girls. In a big big way I like girls.

    • JeeWhiz

      Great googly moogly

    • jaczor

      Sweet fancy Moses!

    • DDD

    • Eminem

      I just made a mess of my trousers..

      • ryan bonline

        I both love and hate you for this.

    • nc_dave

      They gave me an idea too . . . fap-fap-fap

    • Ishbar

      I really appreciate @violaceous's ideas!

    • Ishbar

      #38 I'd what everyone thought after seeing her post

    • Shooter

      #47 Thank You!!!

  • OhioChiver

    #8 I still don't understand why nipples need handle-bars. 😐 Still…nice shot.

    • Hrdwood

      It conducts the electricity from the jumper cables better…

      • tv_paul

        That's why they call them "Jumpher Cables"

    • Whoopi_G

      Ohio guy…They're supposed to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    • Hunter

      We NEED a nipple piercing post! Been trying to push this issue for a while now. Come on Chive!

      • Silverstone

        Go home, Hunter, you're drunk.

    • MacTheWrite

      It's how you tune in Tokyo.


      It enhances sensitivity… Or so Im told

    • BOOBIES!

      Still one of the hottest top 20 pictures ever posted on here.

      Hey! there is an idea for a thread!

    • RobboJohn

      I am in the 'less is more' camp myself. But still… nice to look at

    • http://twitter.com/julesmarie310 @julesmarie310

      ow. nice rack though!

    • timmay

      There's a whole lot of crazy going on here, but I'd still bang it!

    • Silverstone

      I find them a turn-off as well!

    • Gdog

      I want to be a handlebar 🙂

    • lfgd1978

      She can hang cow shit off her nipples and would still motor-boat those big b00bs

  • Los

    #49 nice curves

    • Derp_Free_Zone

      nice everything

    • NeedMoar


      • Hootie

        meh, she's not that gr…damn it I can't lie she's fierce. Bazinga!

    • Bearcat02

      Just blowing up the Chive today. No complaints here. wow.

    • Rick

      Gorgeous face! Can do w/o the perfectly symmetrical pair of deceiving assets…i mean tits. You're stunning as it is. There was no need to buy out your insecurities =/

  • Turd Ferguson

    #10 something is not right here

    • Firefighter23

      Don't worry I can fix it. My dad totally has the tools.

      • Turd Ferguson

        My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools

    • #387

      I can't believe that the attempted duct tape repair didn't work!

    • zackgonick

      The outlet drank a lot and held out as long as possible… but the seal had to be broken.

    • guest

      go home socket, you're drunk!

    • lfgd1978

      That would double as a conversation starter and a killing machine

  • Happy Panda

    #40 is just dead sexy!

    • I'll Be Your Te'o

      who is she??

      • Patrick

        Candace Swanepoel

    • Tor

      I look at myself and then I look at her and I wonder how were even the same species

      • DaddyD

        Perhaps you're not? Only way to tell is to breed and see what happens.

    • K-9

      Very nice.

    • criskross

      hot, hot haught too HOT !

    • flyingzombie

      I love a chick practicing her golf swing…

  • Hank

    Only thing worse than a nipple piercing is a "hood" piercing. #8

    • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

      Your man card has been revoked.

    • FunKiller

      I don't see anything wrong with either of those….especially the hood.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      I bet she got 5 mins out in public before she got hit on

      • DaddyD

        30 seconds

        • el guapo


          • DaddyD

            Neversaidshewas. But I still think she's going to get hit on within 30 seconds.

    • zackgonick

      That picture is all shades of hottness. Of course #37, #47, and #48 are also extremely awesome.

  • Kyle


  • crustybubblechunks

    #4 Does anyone really give two shits about them anymore?

    • TheVanityScore

      i dont think anyone ever did to begin with

    • Devin DeMamp

      if she wants to get her ass bit than be my guess, I don't really care.

      • thom

        Who is that?

    • RobboJohn

      I only care because I loath Chris Brown. I couldn't give a shit otherwise, his music is shit.

    • thedude325

      I don't even give one shit.

  • OrgazoidHD

    Free Bradley Manning!!

    • Firefighter23

      Free Have Sex With Me As Long As You Are Attractive and A Female.

    • its_forge

      With Any Other Bradley Manning of Equal or Lesser Value

    • Courtesy Flush

      What about Eli?

      • Wildcat

        Free Hat!!

  • OhioChiver

    #12 And I'd still like you to share it with me. Rock on Chivette. ^_^

    • Bhodi

      All your base are belong to us

    • Hump of the Year!

      Diamond shaped gaps are the nuts!


      Must Find!

    • Frankie

      Just imagine sliding those panties over to to smell that warm pussy and tight little asshole… MMM!

      • TheVanityScore

        WHOA guy. Show some discretion lol i know your on your computer but not everything is a porn site

        • Nate

          agreed, calm down Frankie before you ruin your keyboard

      • AnItalianChiver

        oh boy.. you ejaculated quickly

    • Captain Obvious

      Don't get it. Why come to the chive for muffin tops? No need to request more here – just go to a bakery. or Walmart.

      This girl doesn't need to take more pictures. She needs a gym membership.

      • brucebruce

        respectfully go fuck yourself, sir.

  • jakeofhearts

    Steps up and knocks it out FTW!!

    • Love Me Some 'Peps

      Look at those awesome nipples! so freakin hot

      • Fuckem

        Pepperoni nipples!!!! Barf!

    • OmahaDude

      She 'as some pert tits. (Say in Cockney accent)

    • PRC

      Slow clap congratulations are in order.

    • Tyler Rauch

      yea id snuggle that fo sho!

  • mumbly_joe83

    #33 #34 #35 Yes! Yes we do!

    • Blue Bronco

      Not sure who dat is?

      • KeepinCalm

        Jennifer Lawrence Green

    • Jeff

      she has a fantastic body

    • bill

      middle boob

    • Silverstone

      Praise the Lord!!!

    • lfgd1978

      She looks good here, must be her b00bs clouding my judgment


    Oh Dear Moar!! #14

    • nate33uc

      yes please! and #28 @texaschivette, where you been??? nice to see you again

  • JimmyP06

    Chicago unofficial meet up go go!

  • RooFeeOOO

    Tried to come up with something clever about #8 but got to #37 and #40 and totally lost it. And the speech I have to memorize in order to land a job. But it was worth it.

    • DannoTheManno88

      Motorboat HOY!

      • bluenotebetty


  • tbjacobs

    #9 Holy shit I used to get my kegs there in college! Rock Chalk!

    • KansasAcceptsRetards

      Gay Hawk…shittiest school in the midwest, even behind ITT Tech

      • tbjacobs

        That's ironic coming from a lonely, college dropout internet troll…

    • Awesome

      I used to live on the other side of that grocery store! Rock Chalk!

      • KansasAcceptsRetards

        You went to Kansas? I'm sorry, I won't troll special ed kids anymore…

    • brennan

      Freshman year liquor spot!

    • Troy Oh

      18th and Indiana that was my liquor store and grocery store! RCJH! KCCO!

  • thursdaymofo

    #45 Manti Teo has 99 problems, but a girlfriend ain't 1.

    • Cody

      i saw it was like "too soon"……."naw its cool" lol

    • osgood

      Although you're statement is technically correct, I think it's a little early to jump on the Te'O bashing bandwagon. I'm somewhat surprised that John has already posted two pictures about this.

    • Oscar Mayer

      And you win the internetz for the day!

    • Illuminati

      # 2 is just hanging out with his gf now

  • Hrdwood

    #25 I heard someone banging my roomate once… I opened the door and it was a goat too… very awkward.

    • tv_paul

      Maybe it was his nanny.

      • Hrdwood

        No, it was just some crazy kid…

      • sfb101

        Naaaaaaaa, It was Billy!

    • Mikey D

      Wait, you heard someone banging your roommate, so you opened the door? bastard

    • That goat

      Is this guy 8 feet tall?

  • earl grey


    • DaddyD


  • mongoose5271

    #37 They're giving me some ideas, too…wow!

  • RichMahogany

    Sweet fancy Moses, #37..

  • Timbo_Slice

    #12 Is one delicious fart box.

    • Tyler Rauch


  • halfsmoke00

    #38 Taking free mamograms to the next level.

  • Jim

    #49 holy jeeebus! Best for last, well played chive.

  • sfb101

    #3 NO!
    #12, #14, #28, #37 YES!

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