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  • rickacha

    #6 i gonna try that right now

  • jOb

    great post!

  • Dydy

    #14 is beyond truth, it's what should be taught in schools from day care to college. Guys will know how to stay away from that headache situation and women will stop asking guys to pay more attention than we already do. Want more hugs, kisses and PDA? stop asking that shit, instant dude repellant. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • DaddyD

    #2 might be true, but I have also seen prices go down on return visits.

    It's also possible that you're just seeing prices go up as cheaper seats are sold. It may have nothing at all to do with cookies.

  • Burgandy

    #15 is actually wrong. There was an episode of Manswers that showed that the middle stall is actually the dirtiest, because people subconsiously don't want to pick either extreme. instead the cleanest stall is generally the first one.

  • Michael

    #20 Truer words were never spoken.

  • Flynn

    #19 is legit. Moms used to do this all the time!

  • Macro

    #16 Brilliant

  • NikkeD

    #18 *makeup

  • Burgandy

    #15 is actually wrong. There was an episode of Manswers that showed that the middle stall is actually the dirtiest

  • crazydog

    Im going to have to bookmark this page so I can live longer..

  • Anthony

    Who else did #1 when they accidentally closed that tab that had that duck?

  • sean

    #16 thank you

  • red4

    #10 What if you forget what the tape indicates? What if you begin to think it indicates the bottom side?
    #11 Lol nope. Smokers are hilariously in denial over how pungent and stubborn the smell of tobacco is. Nothing masks it, not even Febreze.
    #13 Who the hell squeegee's a car window from inside? Could that possibly be less ergonomic?
    #19 Cookies become softer with exposure to regular moisture levels in the air.
    #20 If you believe you are human, then you will not listen to #20.

    • A.B.3030

      Ha. Wow! you are a giant douche.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #20 – words to live by.

  • Dapper_Dave

    #14 Maybe Gay men don't really like wiener they just understand women…..

  • Fred

    #2 I knew it!!! Scumbags!!

  • invalidusername

    That's one wise sea chicken

  • xvt

    Which browser does #1 work on? On Chrome it opens In Cognito browsing….

    • Channing

      ctrl + shift + N opens incognito. try again. 🙂 i tested it in chrome

  • CJB

    This duck is amazing, thanks for #16 you nailed it.

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