Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #15 A BMW driver parking like a douche? I never thought I'd see the day…

    • Chris

      This is why I have a short tow rope in my Jeep. Towed so many of these arse wipes, and left them in the middle of the car park. So satisfying.

      • Rich

        Never thought of that; thank you for my new plan.

      • Buddy

        You're an asshole

        • a-nom

          ^^^ We found the douche!!!!

      • Eric

        Chris – that is a great idea! I've yanked many friends outta mud holes, but I never considered doing the same to assholes such as this. Good call! Thanks for the idea!

    • Justice

      I couldn't care less if they're handicapped, I'm all for this.

    • goglass

      Beemer drivers….the most selfish cunts on the road

      • boob_cuddler

        I saw two Ford pickups parked like this at a target a few days ago. The urge to key them was intense. Fortunately, I kcco'd.

      • Lev

        Pickups are worse.

      • Underbaker

        I give my votes to Hummer drivers being the worst. At middle school to pick my daughter up I saw one go to the front of the long line of cars and then back into the front of the line. It took the force of God and love of my daughter to keep me from yanking them out of their car and letting my fists have a chat with them.

    • sony

      handicapped are allowed to park like this anywhere in the world

    • Sam

      I miss my old POS car. I'd park inches from people's drivers side door if they did that. Fuck these assholes.

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  • Han Solo

    #16; "Gentlemen! Feast your eyes—wait, don't feast your eyes! DAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • Don113

      What? No one got the Dr. Weird reference? I'm the only one?

      • Jesus Christ

        I got it. Jesus always gets it.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #5 man's best friend always eager to help out #9 Gorgeous beach attraction never fails on a snow filled day

  • Marios145

    #35 i must go, my people need me!

    • Kyle

      Said no cat ever

      • Boom

        "Said no one ever" is a great joke… Said no one ever

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

      • Veterinarian

        Actually that cat was very likely injured.

  • Truth

    #6 Surprise buttsex!

  • Sheldon

    #35 splat

    • jerry busey

      you obviously know nothing of feline physics

      • thom

        There is a line of children's books, called Splat the Cat. The author got the idea after watching a cat fall from a fence.

        • blah808

          What a waste of manpower…..little bastard

  • LeO

    Lmao goodtimes

    • Yuppp

      Reminds me of one of the greatest Family Guy jokes of all time.

      • Guest

        Was just talking about that to a student of mine this afternoon. Small world.

    • Guest

      This happened right outside my neighborhood! So glad to see my town on the chive!

      • Elena

        I drove by it yesterday, it wasn't there anymore 😦

  • MattKL

    #34 Son-in-law level: awesome.

    • Arod529

      What is with car companies smashing sports/exotic car designs with regular sudans… it never looks good… so ridiculously ugly…

      • coop_a_loop

        Sudan-African country ravaged with violence. Sedan-mid level vehicle you get high inside.

        • Big Poppa

          that's a damn fine witticism Coop

    • Takingbackcider

      I reckon she's blackmailing him.

      • Trig

        I reckon he's banging her.

    • McBeastie666

      commissioned to be built without brakes, is what they left out.

    • jeremy

      the wagon is standard ferrari model now. the only thing that makes it special is their choice of interior color/trim/piping and an engraved plate. Same as the Astons, hardest damn things to sell once they are engraved with some ones name on it.

  • loveRedHed

    Just a little more…

  • Roland

    #20 Anyone else thinking "Come on titty…come on titty!!!"

    • heywood jablowme

      thats what I'm always thinking.

    • Jesus Christ

      Damn girl your titty.

    • Hawksnester

      You gotta shake that bitch harder

    • Dan

      I was thinking, "if only he gave her one good shake…"

    • 5280Blazin

      So it's not a gif? Wow I just wasted alot of time.

  • ASH

    #20 Gravity. Your doing it right.

    • boob_cuddler

      You're* doing it wrong.

  • ajr

    #35 no worries…. im sure he landed safely on that barbed wire fence!

  • AnItalianChiver

    #15 or burn your car to the ground…

  • maclean

    #16 Fly, you fools!

    • Trudat

      Holy shit, someone finally quoted that correctly!

  • Rob

    #5 My dog does the same thing after I finish jerking off. Best dog ever.

  • Lint

    #30 Why you should go with cash..what if neighbor is a recovering alcoholic…you just pushed him off the wagon

    • Bob

      Oh I don't know. Perhaps he knows his neighbor? Maybe they've had a beer together before?

    • Jay

      You can't buy beer with cash?

    • mittens

      Having his house burn down doesn't push him off the wagon, and losing his dog doesn't push him off the wagon, but getting a $25 gift certificate does? That's the stupidest thing I've read today.

      The guy tried to do something nice for his neighbor; I don't understand why people have to shit on every act of kindness under the pretense that it somehow ruin's the recipient's life.

      • unlovedbyal

        He was trying to do something nice so that he could show the world how much of a nice guy he is.

  • http://twitter.com/morosz3 @morosz3

    To infinity & beyond!!!

    • Black Cat Fan

      Glad to see whoever did this gif knows that God is, indeed, a black cat.

  • RichMahogany

    A BMW driver, I'm not surprised.. An asshat, indeed. #15

  • Alex

    #12 probably my favorite meme ever, just love that guy

    • Dapper_Dave

      Yeah….except most of them are just rehashed Chuck Norris Facts.

      • Momo

        Or are Chuck Norris facts just rehashed Old-Timey Badass facts?

  • whyme1973

    #7 Awesome helmet!
    #9 Equally awesome ass!.

    • Jen

      sorry for hijacking your comment – has anyone else been having trouble posting comments or the site taking too long too load?

  • Bobo

    #15 Fucking ignorant wanker…

  • emailhobo

    #13 This photo makes me really confused sexually…

    • CheeseBaconFries

      Yeah, me too. But I still would!

  • jmonster

    #9. That ass!

    • Wish I Was in Cali

      #9 Find her!
      Though she does look a lot like a girl I used to know from Sacramento named Shoshana…
      And for any douches out there: I know I can use google images. I'm just stressing the point that she's hot, m'kay? Plus, google images doesn't always work.

      • jmonster

        Irina Shyak Easy one click find from Google Image Search

  • SOhioChiver

    #4 #21 somewhere in Russia

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