Colton Morris sees the world from a different vantage point (20 Photos)


  • Cleveland rocks

    Well that was dumb

    • ricardo

      it was really daum

      • Big Joe

        #2 I call bullshit, there's no way in hell he could stand on his head in that kayak without turning it over or at the very least causing some kind of ripple on the water.

    • Whale


      Pretty stupid looking when there's molding on the walls.

    • boblawblagh

      Leave it to an Englishman.

  • travioso

    This was dumb. Bring on the humps

    • TraviosoIsAFarmBoy

      If you just wanna see asses there's sites for that. The Chive use to be about all the misc. stuff on the net but turned into a very soft core nude site.

      Keep rocking the randoms Chive! It makes the world go round.

      • travioso

        I love the random post just as much as the next person. I never had a bad thing to say about anything this site posts. This one was just too dumb. Plus what does it mean to be called a "farm boy"? Let me know so I can be up on the latest shit the cool kids are saying

  • Mike

    What the hipster fuck, Chive????

    • Berty

      My thoughts exactly, just another guy with a little too much gay in him.

      • Boston Rugger

        My thoughts exactly, just not homophobic like Berty.

        • Berty

          I am terrified of the gays.

  • dave

    This can be filed in the 'who gives a shit' category

  • sean m.

    I wonder what conditioner he uses…

  • Crumbs

    #14 "So thats where the water comes out from…" I bet he had to muster up the nerve to take that shot. Gross!

  • echogeo

    He probably owns stock in Excedrin Headache medication.

  • Kevrhutch

    Please tell me these are all are at lease photoshopped

    • Hank

      You should learn to read before scrolling through the photos.

    • Tuner

      Also photoshop is free… not leased.

      • Guest

        Goods or services can be leased. Adobe Creative Suite is $50 a month.

  • sfb101

    #14 Um, yea, sure, OK…
    Not what I'd call art.

  • jamie

    For fucks sake Bob!! Why Why Why ?? You ,John and Mac owe the Chivers an EPIC DAR today !!

  • Crackajack


  • hoosierpapa

    Fucktarded that was…super hipster stands on his head and takes impressionistic photos and becomes fucktard hero of the month.

  • bigyawns

    … what ever happened to Owl City

  • TheAssMan

    I'm just killing time waiting for the Hump post

  • @BoboFett3

    While this is not the dumbest thing I've ever seen, it is very close.

  • DannoTheManno88

    What next? More planking perhaps?

  • amber t.

    Really?!?! Bet his head hurts along with his ego. #14 ewe

  • l00p

    What a fucking dickhead. Get a proper job you sausage

  • jshiver15


    It's rumored that several children and a few midgets have been lost in his chest hair.

  • ston

    I just made a little pirate hat and put it on my sisters pet hamster then took a photo , I'm just an Artist doing my thing man .

  • AnItalianChiver

    #14 aaand your girlfriend didn't flush the toilet..

  • TubularTom

    If this guy makes money off of this crap I'm switching careers.

  • Tom

    We built this city… We built this city on Rrrock and Rrroll!

  • iAmHuggies

    FAIL Bob, FAIL.

  • TDH

    his chest hair makes Sean Connery look as smooth as a baby's ass

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