Daily Morning Awesomeness (36 Photos)

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #32 Beware the Crater Lake Monster… No, seriously, it was a really bad movie

    • Skevvy

      First comment isn't first? This doesn't seem right.

      • Rusty Shackleford

        If I'm first, I don't say it because I know it pisses off the people that say "first".

    • Conspiracy

      Who bought crater lake?

  • benny b


    Now I have to get drunk just so i can be hungover and eat this.

    • Rusty Shackleford

      I make these all the time, freakin delicious

      • DDD

        cool story bro

    • GOOG

      Bacon Eggo Egg and Cheese. Syrup on the top, ketchup on the bottom.

    • amber t.

      It looks scrumptious!!

    • Underbaker

      I just saw an add for these at Jack in the Box

    • Smitty

      Why do you need to be hungover? Are you trying to say that this is usually crap and need to be hungover before you would eat it?

      Be sober and enjoy your food.

      • benny b

        You must be new here

    • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

      Or..get drunk and and make this! Why wait fill the morning

  • thedude

    #32 one of the most beautiful places in the northwest!

    • abides

      Agreed. This is my favorite landmark ever.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #3 stunning and gorgeous #36 I salute the soldier with steel balls thank you for your service

    • SOhioChiver

      #36 gotta fly, my people need me.

    • http://twitter.com/Trollfric @Trollfric

      Tiber Septim. We meet again.

      • beatit

        tiber septim…aka etcrr just fucking leave this site and stop making lame comments all the time

  • SJay

    #3 Hello!

    • thom

      That picture in the back just kind of oozes sophistication and class, and then this girl (and most girls nowadays) have to get attention by dressing half naked. Now, don't get me wrong, I totally enjoy half-naked girls, but there is something to be said for understatements.

      • wantomas

        But maybe Audrey Hepburn was dressing like a total slut in the movie for the time period. I mean, look at those exposed shoulders……whore!

        • Dax

          Don't ever put Audrey in that class….Ever! Cheap sluts these days are a dime a dozen. But she is a timeless beauty, and was/is tasteful and classy.

  • Joey

    #3 Your body is ridiculous.

    • SW1

      I want to fuck this slut till her pussy is sore…

      • SW2


  • ATL Chiver

    #3 Is Nice #36 Thanks for what you do!

  • The Bandit
    • benny b


    • LeO

      Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.. Nothing at all.. Nothing at all. Stupid sexy Flanders

    • Kato

      more like #35

    • Steel Jaguar

      At least it was Burton and not Schumacher or else there would be rubber nipples and a butt shot added in there.

  • RealZoo

    #3 Sexxxxy!!!

  • Joey

    #4 Cage named his son, "Kal-El" (which is the birth name of Superman).

    • MonkeyMadness

      Thank God Cage never got that role.

      • Dan

        Back when it was mooted, he was making films like Wild At Heart and Leaving Las Vegas. Pretty sure he'd have done a better job than Brandon Routh.

        • Steel Jaguar

          Brandon Routh didn't do anything wrong with playing Superman, the problem was he was not doing his own version of Superman, they made him emulate Christopher Reeve to try to fit the story of the first two movies. I think that was Bryan Singer's biggest mistake was doing that.

  • Dan

    #9 That's where Jeremy Clarkson keeps his cows.

    • Jeremy Clarkson

      No it's not, I let your mother live with you.

      • Dan

        Touché, Jezzer

    • I don't know

      Wasn't that cow strapped to the roof on top gear?

      • Dan

        Yes, that's the joke.

  • Z_b

    #2 is the cat pooping rainbows?

  • Derp

    Dont you hate coming home drunk, peak at DMA. BOOM next morning ruined.

  • dude

    it is mother fucking hump day! fuck yeah! KCCO

  • brian

    Hey that doesnt go there

    • tralfaz

      That's what she said.

    • amber t.

      Hhhmmmm now what???

  • Lint

    Ditch the hairstyle and she'd be cute

    • tralfaz

      ….but does the carpet match the drapes?

      • DrGarnicus


    • Jen

      her head is like a mother fuckin dream catcher.

  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    #10 Let this be a lesson for you, if you really study you ninjitsu, you can become a jedi.

  • halfsmoke00

    #26 Like lemmings off a cliff.

    • Blasphemy

      I think they are trying to order Chive T's ….

  • FarmBoy

    #30 More reason for Taco Bell to have a delivery service

    • Anonymous

      They do in Korea, so does McDonalds and a bunch of other places.

  • Anonymous

    #30 sir, the drive thru is on the other side.

  • boob_cuddler

    #3 & #14 you're doing it right.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #22 There's not a court in the land that could convict you.

    • Jay

      Your honor, her pants consented.

  • majorfathead

    #29 I literally snorted coffee out my nose

  • jasgat66

    That's some pretty funny stuff…

    • Plurp

      Anyone know what band this is? I was going to guess Iron Maiden but you don't see circle pits at Maiden shows. And the shoes are all wrong on the singer for it to be Bruce Dickinson.

    • CanadianMedic

      I think he was just repositioning the spot light like a boss

      • JAFitC

        He thought it was a foot light.

  • ClonedKenobi

    #28 Thats one sheikh looking snowman

    • G.Star

      More like "Sikh" actually. Don't stereotype plz n thanx.

      • anonamiss

        I don't think I understand the last part of your comment. "Stereotype"? THEY ARE Sikh – who or what is so "stereotypical" about that? Hyper sensitive much?

      • Anomanom

        It's a pun, relax dude.

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