Amusing rebuttals to annoying passive aggressive notes (25 Photos)

These passive aggressive notes won’t stand, man.

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  • Sappy

    Can someone get me a tall glass of water? I'm suffering from major FIRST!!

    • http://twitter.com/ItIsDanTheMan @ItIsDanTheMan

      Sorry dude, I just poured you a tall glass of water and some douche bag grabbed it, chugged it in my face and said "FIRST!!!"

      What a douche, right?

      • Derek

        At least that douche got something with his "first", unlike our intrepid explorer of the wastelands of the internet, boldly going where none had even dreamed to go before him. So thank you Sappy, for daring to know the unknown, all the while asking nothing in return. You are a selfless hero to us all.

    • MackNorth

      How about a tall glass of Shut The FUCK Up instead?

    • Miller0700

      You worked hard on that one didn't you?

    • opm

      These pretzels are making me firsty

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #8
    Whimsical Fonts…sounds like a punk band. HA!

  • HOORAY

    #12 Jesus can turn water into diet coke.

    • Gentleman Bastard

      judas wants to know if he can turn flour into cocaine ……

    • Ezzy

      The joker turned my water into wine when the cops pulled me over.

    • CDNchiver

      Little Nikki can also

  • http://twitter.com/ItIsDanTheMan @ItIsDanTheMan

    #19 Vegans are the worst.

    • RocksOff

      Do you know how you can always tell if someone is a vegan?
      Just wait, they'll tell you.

      • KCCOorDIE

        THEYWILLFUCKINGTELLYOU!!

    • TrueStory

      Vegans are pussies.

      • MylesofStyles

        …And pussies devour meat. Oh the irony.

    • nuccabay

      they will also have tiny vaginas growing all over themselves

    • Josh

      They weren't people officer, they were vegans.

  • the390

    You have to love sarcastic asses!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #23
    Well played…

  • Biker

    #17 Fuck bike thieves, but both seem to be douches.

    • John from Accounting

      I agree with your position on thieves…. they deserve a good shit-kicking….. but I had to laugh at the part where it says "It has a chip in it and I can track it right now……. so you have three days to give it back"….. wtf? If you know where it is right now, go get it right now!

      • Ryan

        I agree that the bike thief should get the shit beat out of him. I have a pretty open sense of humor but I just don't find this funny at all.

        • OtherRob

          I hate thieves with a passion, but who the heck pays $2000 for a freaking bike?

          • Anomanom

            If you have a 2000 USD bicycle, perhaps you should consider storing it IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT.

            • Stick

              Not everywhere lets you take your bicycle inside.
              We're very anti-bike in the US

          • Ric

            Maybe next time, he'll get a $1900 bike and spend a hundred on a lock.

          • Tokey the Bear

            $2000 is not really all that much. besides think about how much people spend on other recreational activities like boats, dirt bikes, tvs etc

  • CASURFRGRL

    Laughed so hard I peed a lil' 😳
    #17 "Bacon is Life". HAHAHAHAHAHA!! LOVE!!

    • CASURFRGRL

      Oops. Meant #19

      • Carl

        Because your cute, your forgiven.

        • CASURFRGRL

          Thank you Carl. What a nice compliment ☺

        • Guest

          *you're; you're

  • Heath

    #19 and #20 are hilarious!

  • Hrdwood

    This comment is strictly for my amusement. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT REPLYING to this comment. Mind your own business. Thank you.

    • ReplyingGuy

      Replied.

    • savagecabbage

      Cunt

      • MylesofStyles

        When someone takes more time to type their name than their entire comment, I feel like I'm in the presence of genius. I swear.

        • Hrdwood

          Is a savage cabbage the same thing as a sour kraut?

          • MylesofStyles

            Kind of, but more like a blue waffle.

            • Hrdwood

              I admit, I had to Google that one… Holy Christ.

              • MylesofStyles

                It's not that bad. With enough Maple Syrup, it tastes just like regular waffles.

    • T.W.

      twat waffle…seriously, the dude that posted that earlier this week needs a golden statue erected in his honor.

      • Hrdwood

        You sir are a cunning linguist… being able to use the words twat and erected in the same sentence creating a subliminal sexual tension. Oh, and waffle is pretty funny too…

  • Jonaln

    #18 – that one is hilarious

  • Adam

    #14 RIP

  • Tijuanero

    First from Tijuana!!

    • peanut3603

      Fake. Tijuanas don't have internet.

      • Tijuanero

        Actually we do have Internet, but its powered by 10,000 donkey zebras, so the service it's not that great

  • D-Jod

    First!

  • Luke

    #25 & #12 are awesome! #17 not so much.

  • Jason Dean

    #23 Fascinating when people above you in the company cannot spell. How on earth did you attain your position?

    • Anaphylaxis

      Well technically speaking, it is not the fact that he or she cannot spell. It is a matter of whether or not they can use words properly. He or she spelled manger right, though not the right context of the word…

      Side note: attention to detail may be a suitable "needs improvement" mention on his employee file…

    • DaddyD

      How do we know this was typed and posted by a manager? Easy, if they had asked one of their employees to do, there wouldn't have been a typo.

    • oooops

      doggy style!

  • Barrymackokener

    #17 is the the epitome of owned

    • Derek

      He's the epitome of something, but I would lean more towards "epitome of cuntbags" than I would lean towards "epitome of owned." Are you a child, celebrating the theft of others belongings? Or just a piece of shit?

      • Barrymackokener

        Oooh a little heated there,Was it your bike? Chill your nutsack

        • Name

          It doesn't have to be his bike, it's a little something called sympathy, obviously something you don't have.

          • Turd F.

            It's hard to sympathize with some shithead who spent $2,000 on a bike, left it in his backyard, and make the tracker easy to find and remove. I spent $1,600 and got a car.

            • umm..

              Your car sucks.

  • rsjem1979

    Yeah, nothing funnier than slobs and thieves acting like they aren't slobs and thieves.

    • hai

      No joke.

  • Ben

    #24 and #25 . Well, done.

    • DrGarnicus

      Best one!

  • J. Phine

    #25, well played!

  • Mitch

    #24, #25. i laughed hard then i should have… im embarresed

    • Spelling Nazi

      "Harder"
      "Than"
      "Embarrassed"

      • rubberbunsnliquor

        "I'm"

  • Canucks_Rule

    #17 – ownage.

  • Shay

    #15 made me giggle…

  • bigyawns

    #23 cool boss is cool

  • Tiber_Septim

    #19 perfect, I laughed way harder than I should have

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