Facebook: Where geniuses and idiots collide (30 Photos)

  • Matt


    • Cheesus Crust

      I liked, because fuck everyone else's comments! You sad sacks of shit, but Matt is too.

    • Diablo135

      First what?

  • batman

    #12. awesome.

    • Willl

      I only +1'd you because you're batman.

  • Loki

    #2 testify!

  • sfb101

    #4 You won't know the story line…
    #9 Excellent

  • jscardwell

    #7 Apparently laser sights have a vendetta out against feet. Consider yourselves warned.

    • ATrapAtNoon

      Nah, idiots do.

      If you are a grown man AND you are a grown man with a gun AAAND you shoot yourself in the foot…I think God's will has been done in your life.

    • savagecabbage

      Na… Just dumbass americans with itchy trigger fingers who desperately want to shoot something cos the constitution says they can…… aaaaaannnd GO

      • hmm

        "aaaaand GO" hahah well played

  • jon

    that awkward moment when you click on the reply box to bash some dumbass only to realize i'm even more of one

  • JRW02

    #2 ain't that the truth!

  • Luke

    #30 I gotta start doing that

    • Anonymous

      I feel like I would mess up somehow in the middle of a statement by laughing or stuttering my words.

      • don'tfearthecreeper

        So, you would become an Obama-Clinton hybrid?

  • Tits McGee.

    I love boobs.

  • SkyVader

    #23 – Domino's? Negative 30.

  • http://twitter.com/Sedfra @Sedfra

    #19 Priceless!!!!

    • Bucky Jones

      Fake…I've chopped peppers and went to the bathroom and it burn like hell…No way he can put that condom on a proceeded to have sex…I would be way to painful…

      • So_english

        maybe they didn't.. the simple act of them touching the condoms with there respective organs must have disuaded them. So basically : In -> ouch -> OUT OUT OUT ^^ Plus i don't think the sting comes immediately does it ?

  • catmoustache

    #4 Genius.

    • ass lover

      i fucking love fucking white girls doggystyle up the ass!!!

      best thing in the world

  • heyblinkin'

    #23 proof size doesn't matter, Domino's just sucks.

    • candymancoug

      We can all assume where you might place your "pizza" on this scale…

    • ThatGuy

      proof that person can't count past 6

  • Shawny

    You know how I know you're gay?
    You have a Facebook account.

  • aldo

    #12 & #13 EPIC WIN…. yes sir !


    #7 friends shouldn't let idiots own guns. The NRA has enough problems without adding another genius to the mix.

    • boylightning

      Until the shoot themselves, how do you know if they're an idiot?


        It's Wednesday. My brain has officially switched to weekend mode. Cognitive thought is no longer possible. Can I get back to you on Monday? 😁😜

        • boylightning

          But it's Thursday! Does that mean your brain has already got it's party dress on? πŸ˜‰

          • CASURFRGRL

            πŸ˜•Nooooooo. It is Wednesday amigo. Here in the states that is.

            • boylightning

              The states? Where they? :-S

              • CASURFRGRL

                Silly New Zealander! I'm speaking of 'Merica!! πŸ—½ I have a cousin currently visiting New Zealand. There and Oz. 😊

                • boylightning

                  NZ welcomes your cousin with open arms!
                  Australia will try and bite, sting, eat, or poison her; the natives are vicious!

                  • CASURFRGRL

                    Ha hahahaha!! Yep. πŸ‘

    • i8paula

      Oh you guys are just adorable!


        It's called a conversation. No need to get nasty.

        • boylightning

          I guess i8paula collided with our genius. πŸ™‚

          • i8paula

            Sorry – I wasn't having a dig. I'm just a skip – we enjoying cock blocking kiwis at every opportunity πŸ™‚ Kai ora bro

            • boylightning

              No worries cobber, it's all bonza!
              ANZAC spirit and all that, just go easy on the drugs nmmmkayyy.

  • socalmarti

    #11 Ok I'm in love with this William person! πŸ˜€

    • Guest

      I'm just wondering what he can get her to believe next.

      Great prank.

  • bigyawns

    #5 giggity, lesbians

  • Bane

    #15 I hate the world. I feel like he could show that to the court to get out of that sh!t

    • johnny bravo

      This bitch should be shot in the fucking head. Child support is such b.S.

      • chucklesclown

        Yeah, supporting one's child is completely ridiculous…

        • Benmark

          So how is buying new BOOTS AND A FUCKING MANICURE for herself "supporting" her child?

          • chucklesclown

            I was replying to the "Child support is such b.S." remark.

    • :-O

      Child custody/support cases usually favor the mother, regardless of the circumstances. I've helped 3 people I know through them, always sided with the mom even though 2 of the cases she was pretty useless.

    • chucklesclown

      Perhaps. Or perhaps, like most people, she just enjoys treating herself to something nice sometimes and wasn't able to until the father started paying his fair share for their child's care. I don't really know the full story, so I won't judge her decision to purchase boots and get her nails done.

      • Jen

        i agree with you but her dumbass should not post that shit on FB.

        • chucklesclown

          Yeah, she could certainly work on her presentation methods.

          • MissVega84

            " A man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man." – 'Gus Fring- Breaking Bad.

            This woman is a selfish cunt.

            • fuckyouvega

              Probably like my single mother she had been paying for food for here kids for months and months before getting a dime from him. That check then is also paying her back for covering his half of the child support. Think before you judge you stupid bitch.

              • Alex

                That's unfortunate for your mother, but shut the fuck up. Doesn't matter what the history is, she has NO right using money for her CHILDREN for her own personal items, especially not for a pair of ugly fucking boots and make up. I feel sad for the kids that they have such a selfish mother and bad for Juan that his kids have such a mother, wouldn't wish that on the biggest asshole in the world.

      • Chivette

        I would agree with you chucklesclown…. If she hadn't taken her purchase to facebook, broadcasting her new material possession to the world. I don't know her story either but it appears that she sees this support for her CHILD as an extra paycheck for herself. Maybe she is a little broke if she is acting as a single parent in a way, but the way she is presenting herself on a social media website is something she should be aware of. When involving yourself in any court case, especially domestic (ie child support, divorce, etc.) the first thing you should always do is either make your profile completely private or delete it for the time being.
        A picture is worth a thousand words, but doesn't tell the whole story I guess…

    • Ari214

      I actually saw this on Imgur and that's actually the recipient of the child support. That girl was talking about her dad; she bought the boots with the money he finally sent. Apparently the poor girl got a bunch of harassing messages on her FB and the guy who posted it on Imgur apologized. Just thought I'd pass the message along! πŸ™‚

      • derp

        That changes things a tad bit. I think a vast majority of us assumed the child support was for a…. younger child and the poster was the mother, not the child, judging by the profile picture. Meh. Good on the dad for sending the money over, seems like it made it to the intended recipient after all.

    • Ezzy

      This is OK regardless if it is a woman paying a man child support or a man paying a woman child support. If your are custodial parent and the noncustodial is late with child support you more than likely will spend the money you budgeted for yourself on your child if the money you were expecting to receive for buying the kid's food or clothes never showed up. When the child support money finally shows up you should be entitled to spend it on yourself if you have not been able to use your own money on yourself.

      • Chris

        This is simply NOT appropriate behavior of a mother (which it has been affirmed it is not). If this were a mother struggling to put food on the table and the first thing she does as soon as she gets some disposable income is get overpriced Ugg (I'm assuming) boots and a manicure, then her priorities are messed up.

  • xuocram

    #30 definitely read that in baracks voice…….

    • CaptainInsano

      I don't have 162 friends

  • bolweevil

    #5 Anyone even get this one?

    • CD3

      the last sentence is also a line in the song "in the end" by linkin park

    • Mindtrapper

      Nah, all these words they make no sense. I find bliss in ignorance …

  • Sotôr

    #7 'Merica!

  • MissChris

    #20 and #24 Please, stop it. Just….. stop.

    • MissVega84

      how stupid does she think people are??

  • fuzzbucker

    #15 child support, because it should be spent on your child.

    • chucklesclown

      For all we know, she was spending all of her own money supporting her child and cutting back on purchases for herself until the father started paying his fair share.

      • deadbeatdad

        That meant to be a downvote. lucky clown

        • BudHa

          got your back, deadbeat dad

        • chucklesclown

          Well, I suppose the good thing is that it appears some other cynical folks have corrected your mistake anyway.

      • Dontsweatitbootgirl

        Exactly!!! I have been on both ends of the child support story. She is within all rights to go spend that on whatever she wants. I am a male and have full custody of my boys, except for a couple of years, where my ex had him for a few. never held it against her what she spent it on.She could have easily spent more than have her responsibilities on the child, and just chose to use some of mine for her own use, and thats fine. You dumbasses need to stop judging before you even know the story. All she states is that she bought shoes from LONG AWAITED child support. It's called reimbursement for more than half she provided for!!

    • svp

      maybe juan is her dad? even then….

  • Craigery

    #27 Also works at Toys R Us.

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