Daily Morning Awesomeness (40 Photos)

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  • LeO

    #28
    I'll stay fat and happy with this ❤

    • Sean

      You're #29 aren't you LeO?

      • LeO

        Only on the weekends 🙂

  • alex

    first

    • RyanMS3

      Faggot

      • alex

        queer bait.. should I get out the swords and solve this how roommates always should fix disagreements?

        • http://jasonreiss.wordpress.com jasonreiss

          maybe you should just go play with yourself in the corner and think about what you've done wrong.

  • Wet_tosti

    #21 DERP!

    • Noidios

      That's a man, baby!

    • MonkeyMadness

      I thought she was looking a little masculine at the half time show. 😦

    • i8paula

      Is that Cher?

    • Lolo

      Ermahrgerred!!! It's Gery Bursray…

    • stinky britches

      The face of "I just pooped my pants and gosh does it stink."

    • Guest

      Despise that phony.

      • thom

        I guess I am an old fogey (41 yo) but that sort of show repulses me.

        • Duh

          That bc you're old as fuck and no one loves you.

          • Guest

            Fail.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      That's actually her O-face.

      Ask me how I know….

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #30 The chipmunk equivalent of that creepy drunk "ladies man" at parties

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #17 Posted on Facebook. 12 people donated. 289 pointed out there's no apostrophe in "ships".

    • Roderick

      Alien ship is threatening attack…?

    • Alex

      Those 289 people need to go over some of the basics of English haha

      But really I'd give him $50 just for having such an awesome sign

      • tk421

        No you wouldn't.

  • afewlittletrysts

    #40 love that

    • Truth Hurts

      Concur.

      "Look! Look! If you look really hard at things you'll forget you're going to die." – Montgomery Clift

      And that is why I love the Chive.

  • Skevin

    #2 that's a weird thing to say with a man strapped to your back.

    • Bam Bam

      Yea, but he never specified the gender of his ex. KCCO

      • roly

        I'm sure his ex has a man strapped on her back now too

      • Skyfall

        His ex-boyfriend must be devastated…

    • http://twitter.com/FBaroni2006 @FBaroni2006

      Hahahah!! I was scanning the comments to see if someone beat me to it. DAMN IT!

    • Kenneth

      i guess i should have specified that it was my ex girlfriend.
      but i guess it gave people something to talk about.

      thanks for keeping it positive guys. 🙂
      gets me through the day.
      Kcco.
      haters be hatin. 😀

  • thechevron

    #29
    pivot

    • Lazy

      What about "That Guy" who is taking the picture instead of helping?

      • thechevron

        oh youmake a good point

    • Ari214

      Shut up! Shut up! Shutttt uppp!!

    • Matt (KCCO)

      anytime my brothers & I need to move something we always fall back on this classic "Friends" line. "PIVOT!"

  • maboze1x

    #29 Which one; smart old guy that knows everything and does nothing or the lazzy fat f*ck? 🙂

    • Lazlow Paniflex

      I think it's referring to the asshole that makes stupid memes out of pictures of his friends

      • Underbaker

        Or is it the one that waits until you are half way up the stairs before he mentions the elevator around the corner?

  • MonkeyMadness

    #9 is really cool but it plays with my mind a little bit.

    • JimBozo

      You know you'd be running around karate chopping the shit out of that ice like you were a goddamn ninja or something.

    • Iceman2509

      Indiana? That shit happened here in the last couple of weeks as well.

  • Emucratic

    That happened in San Diego yesterday. Just wanted to tell he's fine. You can laugh now.
    #32

    • Hunter

      I laughed anyway.

    • sixdeadelves

      Is this not a reasonable place to park?

  • kingofthecastle

    KCCO from Central California.

  • flyingzombie

    This morning awesomeness has a distinct lack of chivettes in it!

    • Skevin

      That is because it's National Fettuccine Alfredo day.

    • Jen

      #13 do the tits cancel out her face?

      – from a seriously inquiring flat chested female

      • Bam Bam

        Under the right circumstances tits can cancel out anything.

        • Jen

          thank you, i am doing a research project as to the serious "weight" of tits. how much do they really matter?

          • Bam Ban

            They are the only thing that matters. Seems like an easy easay.

  • Joe

    #11 I can do this but choose not to because it hurts my knees.

  • dan

    #40 is pretty damn awesome.

  • Jean K. Jean

    #26 Arizona Green Tea is God's piss.

    • Craig

      People realize that's water is free, right?

      • Aqua man

        Water is free huh? Where do u get water where somebody isn't paying a bill for it?

        • Craig

          Well, I'm pretty sure it doesn't cost $1.49 for 16 oz. of water from my tap, but maybe your water bill is a little more than mine.

    • Dave.

      Get a Camelbak bottle or something and fill it up at water fountains. There, quit bitchin.

    • RocksOff

      The only water I'll pay for is Crystal Geyser because their water sources truly are mountain springs. In fact, the next time you drive on I-5 through Mount Shasta get off the freeway, go to the city park and put your mouth up to the mountain spring bubbling right out of the ground, the best water ever, this is one of two sources that Crystal Geyser uses. If you buy Dasani all you're buying is filtered LA tap water.

    • White Devil

      #26 Good answer, but why does America have "an" education problem?

  • FatMarc

    #21 looks like she's been used as a punching bag!!

    • Derp_Free_Zone

      Chris Brown alert

    • Bob

      Is that Rhianna?

      • FatMarc

        beyonce surprisingly!!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #32 it's okay if I park here isn't it?

  • mazurati

    #18 oh the irony

  • Don113

    #38: Found him.

    • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

      Where's Wal-Do-Young Park?

    • Ben

      too easy

  • emanning0110@aol.com

    #21 I had no idea Danzig was touring again

  • boob_cuddler

    #18 damn you Newton!

  • The Poop Smith

    #33 I don't get it.

    • Don113

      Stop playing dumb, Sauron.

    • The devil

      Shouldn't that go "ring lost"?

      • hoovus

        When you think about it, it actually makes no sense at all.

  • Brent

    #40 Says it all…. 🙂

  • Rusty_rules

    #40 a poem that's been read at most funerals I've been too and it's so true. ❤ it

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