Why you shouldn’t text while riding a bike backwards (Video)

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  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    And wear a helmet fool.

    • Stick

      Actaully, depending on how you look at it, wearing a helmet can contribute to injuries.
      Not just because it could bend your neck, but because of risk compensation on both sides. Cyclists tend to make more risks and go harder when they feel they're protected, and motorists tend to let themselves get closer to cyclists when they think the cyclist is protected. (Though it's more of a 'shit, I better not hit this guy without a helmet!', but the same result.)

      I mean, obviously this guy's an idiot, he ought to have one on at all times, on the bike or off, but don't think it's that simple is all.

      • Stick

        And if you'd like to know something funny, one studied showed that you could possibly be safer if you dressed obviously like a woman. (Like a big dress or something.) Motorists tend to you those riders more room.

        • huh?

          a whole bunch of FTW…?

          • Stick

            Actaully knowing things about riding a bicycle, FTW

            • Bojo

              Studies also show that your chances of being involved in an accident are greatly reduced, regardless of helmet or crossdressing status, if you just ride your bike like a normal fucking person.

              • Stick

                Well no shit

      • Derp Police

        You increase the risk of injury simply leaving your house. When I ride, I think I will continue to take my chances with a helmet instead of whatever stupid BS you are trying to get people to believe.

      • Dale Carnie

        A helmet would encourage him to take more risks? He's riding his bike backwards while texting.

        • Stick

          I'm speaking in a general sense.

          • You make no sense

            You, are a moron. But I welcome you to keep riding without a helmet, the world could use less idiots like you.

  • Matt

    dumb ass!!!

  • its_BACON

    Hope the bike was ok.

    • DoubleNickelJP


  • tv_paul

    Must be one of Gary Busey's kids.


    That's too easy to even insult.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002381199399 Johnny Rodriguez Jr.

    That's what you get for showing off.

  • Vet

    What a moron.

  • ZZzzZZzz Coffee

    That takes a special kind of stupid.

  • bitcheslovepoems

    Asians live up to the 'bad driver' stereotype once again.

    • KKK

      That's kind of mean.. Even for me.. White Power..

      • Asian

        Watch Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift and then tell me that stereotype is true, you ignorant fuck.

        • anon

          fiction vs reality here. next you'll tell me all prostitutes are incredibly attractive and have solid oral hygiene

        • ben

          I'm pretty sure only the cast and their family have ever seen fast and the furious Tokyo drift .

          • Asian

            You shut the fuck up too! All this Asian hate for no reason! I bet you loved the other 8 F&F's but since Tokyo Drift had Asians your Bigfoot ass wouldn't watch it!

            • whale huntr

              That's why I didn't watch that one, I was thinking it was because I was getting bored of the other ones was my original thought….but no, didn't want to listen to all the horns honking and high speed accidents that should have been in the movie

  • Jeremy

    Instantly pictured Red Forman from that 70's show saying "Dumbass"

  • Turd F.

    WARNING Chicago hipsters: If I see you texting while on your bicycle, I will clothesline the fuck out of you.

    • MylesofStyles

      No you won't.

      • Turd F.

        I will, actually. If I have to be discrete, I'll settle for throwing a stick in your spokes and joyously watching your face smack the concrete. Gator don't play no shit.

        • MylesofStyles

          You won't, actually, and Gator do play all kinds of shit.

  • Magi More

    I haven't ride a bicycle for a long time. The feeling of seeing the scenery while riding a bike.<img src="http://am.apparelbookstore.info/I.jpg"/&gt;

  • TheU9292

    I don't want to say he deserved it but he deserved it

  • SEA253

    F-ing kids can't put down there phones for 5 god damn minutes? This is a well deserved fail !!

  • newb

    Why was the person on the scooter going so slow that a person peddling a bike backwards was able to crash in to him???

    • Hell Is Other People


  • lexluthr

    Up until his crash I was pretty impressed with his backwards riding abilities.. but man did it end badly

  • yeager

    how did a bike catch a motorcycle?

  • MonkeyMadness

    LOL! I laughed out loud on that one. I don't like seeing people get hurt, but sometimes they just beg for it.

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    Well deserved.

  • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

    ha! awesome!

  • Canucks_Rule


  • yermon

    lol dump ass asian shithead

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