Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Chiefhenry27

    Not even Hump Day, but #15 and #47 make me feel like it is!

    #41 – F' yes!

    • Just sayin'

      Unfortunately, #15 is shopped. Nothing wrong with the original though.

      • LOS

        you just ruined my day….where's the original?

  • Holmes


    • F Yes!!!

      Best DAR in a while! Thank you Chive!!!

  • ski

    #24 yup.

    • FunKiller

      I'm going to need a name…..I mean, if she's going to be my future ex-wife, I'd like to know her name first.

    • Baxpin

      And the winner of Monday is….

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Nobody these comments blow. All u homos should perv on ur own time

        • almolester

          we are, fuckstain

    • http://www.theAIRIA.com Brandon

      Guess who'll be taking this beautiful lady on valentines day?

      • Huell

        No way! You too?

    • thorosoe

      Even if she weren't that hot, I'd instantly like her just for the GIR tattoo on her belly 🙂

      • bill

        But she is hot!

      • Steve

        Pretty much what pushed me over the edge..!

    • Porkins

      COTW! MOAR! And Please Find! And whatever else Chivers say!

    • Tannon

      who is this? name please

    • The Realist

      I sorta want to see the rest of the Invader Zim tatoo

    • Gir

      It's time to sing the doom song!

    • john

      nip slip

    • al ward

      hell that's my shirt! and mug

  • jbob2828

    #1 #2 #3 honestly thought the whole DAR was going to be katy perry for a second. and i would not have complained

    • TheVanityScore

      me neither. i think we need a full blown katy perry post in the near future

    • Huntdog

      Agreed would not have complained to see a whole Katy post!

    • savagecabbage

      Fuck that shit. Ugly bitch

      • Obiwan

        She is ordinary in every way, except cleavage.

      • ShadowChiver

        You know you still would if you even remotely had a chance. You don't have to say this out loud just to make yourself feel that tiny bit more important.

        • savagecabbage

          Ah now i still would, i've done a lot worse thanks to lady alcohol. Just saying she's still an ugly bitch. Capital knockers an all but i've seen her without makeup and she's fuckin bargain basement. Plus she seems like she'd be a cunt. Plus her music fuckin sucks.

          • just saying

            You sound like a bitter loser

          • Hmmm

            You seem like you'd be a bitter cunt also. Maybe you two have stuff in common…

            • Leo

              No sass on the DAR!

          • Alex

            I bet ur ugly without ur makeup too!!!

          • bmoney

            My first thought was ur just lookin for attention w/ ur 1st comment.. but now that u mention the "no make-up" pic I've seen recently I have to say I agree. She aint much more than Work of (photoshop) Art.

            • Derek

              Nearly every chivette I've seen, taken as a whole, trumps Perry. I'd say they all have, but my memory isn't the sharpest.

  • joe

    #43 love

    • blue_bronco

      Nice body, but those tats look like prison

      • Slim Jim

        what tats?

    • Huell

      Madison Ivy??


        Nope….but I'd call her anything she wanted me to!

    • Thefindherking

      shelby chesnes

      • Purist66

        you are a saint

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      Crying happy tears

      • Brian

        Thank you, Sir!

  • because

    #49 boobs get more appreciation than other comments

    • GRyde

      I don't think I've ever appreciated any boobs more than these!

    • WalterSobchak_


      • Guest

        Kelley Hazeel

      • Gunny

        Agreed. Can't believe we've not already…

    • Notknowing

      Dear God! That is the squishy I've been looking for.

    • http://tapiture.com/drake1701 drake1701

      Been looking for this one awhile. Most I've got is some photography by a guy named Sean Archer of a girl named Maria.
      http://500px.com/photo/23718959 http://500px.com/photo/9246259 http://500px.com/photo/9205847

      and of course http://500px.com/photo/17981845

      • CunningLinguistRuss

        #49 It looks like the chick is Russian, probably from Yekaterinaburg:
        http://500px.com/Archer_5 http://www.cuded.com/2012/10/portraits-photograph

        Portraits Photography by Yekaterinaburg, Sverdlovskaya Oblast’, Russia based photographer Sean Archer. Sean graduated from Ural State Academy of Architecture and Arts.

      • FLBP Maria

        A tip of my cap to you, drake. Well done.

    • Willis

      Maybe it's just the sheer size of her boobs, but it makes her hands look small!

      • yep

        yep thought the same thing

      • i like boobs

        they'll make my penis look bigger too

    • Guest

      I saw somewhere (maybe Chive?) that someone thought her full name was Maria Lordan, but I have been unable to confirm it anywhere.

  • Alfred

    #29 #32 #38 need moar

    • Bhodi

      Blackhawk Girl needs to show her face, cause everything else is smokin hot!

    • brian


    • Steve

      God bless attention whores!

    • MylesofStyles

      I can't believe the girl in #32 uses Firefox in the bathroom.

      • Jen

        i didnt even notice the cat in the sink. also, holy hip bones.

  • hoovus

    #24 Much, much more of that please

    • Hurricane Harri

      How much you wanna bet John has the whole uncropped picture?

    • lexluthr

      A strong motion seconded for this one

  • Crackajack

    #15 #47 – just made my eyes water

    • Joe

      Why, because they are shopped?

    • TJ0351

      I like big buts and I cannot lie !!………….

    • golfn9

      Yep, so true ! Dat Ass

  • http://twitter.com/Superman_2138 @Superman_2138

    Who wouldn't stare at Katy Perry? #1 #2 #3

    • http://prestigechirovirginia.com Sweet_Lew

      Nemo is apparently in Katy Perry's cleavage. I think we all need to try to find him.

  • jim thorton

    F**k me! no, seriously.

    • Jedediah

      No Katy Perry I will not have sex with you…..Unless you want to have sex with me…then in that case yes I will have sex with you.

  • Undershooter30

    #8 How I felt when I walked in the door at work today.

  • 804Hokie


    • Child Please


  • crustybubblechunks

    I had a good laugh at #33 before work ended

    • Interneter

      How did the cat know to jump on the towel and slide?

      • arose

        he's following a laser.

        • LudditeGrammarPoPo

          Interneter might have known that. Following a laser is not predicative of jumping on a towel and sliding…

  • Djeepy

    #15 Oy YOU, get off my Chive.

    • Matt

      Same to you, douche.

  • sfb101

    #2 #4 Coincident?
    #43 Damn! Nice way to end the day…

  • http://thechive.com/ BobbaFett

    This really means you don't have to get me anything SPECIAL for V-day.

    This translation brought to you by oodles of mistakes…

  • bones

    #29 nice

    • Andrew

      God Bless Blackhawk beauties

  • GrantyAC

    #21 simply impressive..

    • TheDonOf952

      yes, very. now do that without clothes and face me. thanks!

    • CaptainInsano

      Maybe my favorite sexy pic ever on thechive

    • Mr.

      How bout a HD post with this lady?

    • Boner

      Thank you may I have another?! Find HER!!!! If it's the last thing you ever do FIND HER!!!!!

  • Undershooter30

    #3 Best part about the grammys.

    • blaze


    • TrailerParkBoy

      She should've won a Grammy for each of those

    • dirtysanchez

      Grammy's mammaries !

  • Evan

    #49 Id swim through a mile of her diarhea just to see where it came from

    • Curly85


    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      honestly a mile wh.. why am i commenting on this… fuck

    • Steel Jaguar

      There are certain limits to what can be said on the Chive and you have just passed one of them.

    • http://twitter.com/therealtoot @therealtoot

      I'd snorkel through a mile for #47

    • the truth

      women don't poop

    • Fitzy

      This literally made my roommate and I cry from laughing so hard

    • Jen

      omg, i just snorted.

  • BaseballRube

    DAR is early because #3 could not wait to be posted. Also great end with #49.

  • whoami

    #49 her hands are not anywhere near large enough to handle this sweater puppies. I offer my assistance free of charge

  • sithney

    #5 they're also staring at katy's rack.

  • http://prestigechirovirginia.com Sweet_Lew

    #47 … white girls with black ass? I like this new evolutionary concept …

    • Craigery

      I think those are implants.

      • http://prestigechirovirginia.com Sweet_Lew

        Very disappointing.

    • CaptainInsano

      She just really needs to poop

    • John

      shopped or a strange left cheek

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