You can have all of my nopes (37 Photos)

  • jmdmn

    #1 Is it wrong that I'm a little turned on?

    • big jim


    • tdogg

      Did I say 2 fingers? Lets make it 3!

      • Epitomizer

        The Stiff-meister's always up for a good prostate milking. (I can't remember what his fucking name is in road trip, but you get the idea).

        • goodeye


    • bigvonski

      As long as she uses lube…its ok with me

    • Hrdwood

      I would… but only if she gave me the courtesy of a reach-around…

    • fingerfree

      yea what the hell is wrong with you guys. Keep your fingers out of my ass please

  • @ThomyGold

    #1 I don't like the way my pants are reacting to this.

    • Jack Wagon

      #18 seems legit.

  • Jay


    What the?

    • chivette

      honestly, the first thing I noticed was the shit underneath the toilet lid.

      • Parker

        Troof. Splatterhouse.

    • catmoustache

      Growing up, that was the thing that I was most afraid of. I swear, anytime I used a public bathroom I would hurry my ass up cuz I was certain this was inevitable.

    • ...

      you've heard of Crabs? well this is lobsters a much more painful STD

  • Emery

    #28 is beautiful but would not wear any makeup if I had that problem. Makes you realize what chivettes really look like under all that makeup they wear.

    • @IAM_splashnasty

      yea makeup will fool u the morning after…. cuz she went from hurt to hello

      • MylesofStyles

        I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman…but I've woken up with a few.

        • Hrdwood

          Did your sexual antics scare them THAT badly?

    • herp de derp

      meth – not even once

    • dabighead one

      I agree….but with the lights out who cares, about!

  • Drew

    #17 That would be an interesting reason to give as to why you can't have kids.

  • CallMeMaybe

    #23 I'm moving to the desert.

    • Yeahhh

      There's plenty of fucked up things in the desert.

    • Craigery

      Enjoy the scorpions and camel spiders.

      • Muadieb

        Don't forget the desert vipers…

  • crustybubblechunks

    #3 Fuck no

    • F-Spiders

      Burn it with FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

    • ThunderKCCO

      not the worst i've seen in a computer case, but thats pretty fucked up.

  • sweet

    #37 Fuck no!

    • ThunderKCCO

      anyone know how to get puke out of a rug?? seriously, that is fucking disgusting

    • Biff

      Great, now my penis has one function left.

    • SachBoogie

      BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE! People like this should never, ever reproduce.

    • Dexter

      How the fuck did they manage to put a dress on a whale ?

  • DirtBag

    #2 eh, I'd still eat it

  • chiver

    #6 this has become my phobia everytime I take a crap, I think I have a problem

    • Sorry

      Im more terrified of #3 under the seat.

  • pogogogo
  • echogeo

    #6 #17
    Instant Constipation!

    • bigvonski

      I think i wll crap in the sink..thankyou

  • UhHuh

    #36 what's the problem here?

  • I'm a Girl


  • rooster

    Tinkerbell looks good to me

    • Jesse

      i'd pee in her butt

  • crustybubblechunks

    #37 Oh I just regurgitated

  • Yuppp

    #10 puzzles always sucked anyway.

  • clenis

    #1 'm gonna allow this.

    • Courtesy Flush

      If my doctor looked like that, It would be a bit easier for the test.

  • Roadsodas

    #33 dude is gonna have a serious snail trail down the back of his neck…Friend Zone Level: Maximum

    • Huell

      I feel so bad for him, but I can't stop laughing at his facial expression. "I'm so gonna get laid…. Please kill me now, God."

    • Irish-Man

      I'd say Stroke Level 3000. Just look at that vein about to pop.

  • Mother Pus Bucket

    #19 – Run away!

    • Holyshit

      Throw the holy hand grenade!

    • KevinW2

      That's no ordinary rabbit!

      • TimTheEnchanter

        It's the Rabbit of Caerbannog!

      • don'tfearthecreeper

        That rabbit's dynamite!

  • Wittry

    It's a vile creature!

    • Jim

      Holy Hand Grenades Anyone?

    • Jiggety

      Whats it gonna do? Nibble your puss?

  • ImpressMe

    #6 Well now where am I supposed to sit and read??? #22 Is fucking hilarious…. and #33 Get. Your. Fat. Ass. Off. Me.

  • @lackofabetter

    #18 Sometimes I actually feel bad for women, You have to spend your whole life avoiding these douchebags

    • Dizzle

      I think being a woman is like trying to avoid the leeches at the gas station trying to show you the miracle window cleaner while you pump gas. "No thanks. No, seriously, don't touch that. Ok, I'm gonna pepper spray you now."

  • Turrebo

    #17 Honey, it turns out I don't have the crabs after all!

  • Sweet_Lew

    #28 is a little harsh. We've all got faults, guys.

    • Craigery

      This woman was obviously comfortable having these pictures taken, and probably did it with the intention of sharing her condition or contributing to a conversation about beauty or something like that, so I'm not sure we're doing anything wrong by looking at them and commenting on them.

      • Sweet_Lew

        site is jackin' up today, double post sorry

      • Sweet_Lew

        I mean acne is a bitch to deal with for some people, and she's probably just trying to show that a little makeup can go a long way. Giving someone the "no's" because of that just felt a little harsh. Chicks have enough things to feel self conscious about, I just thought it was a little mean-spirited and that's not what KCCO is all about. Just one man's interpretation, though.

        • Michele

          Thank you for saying that! A lot of us girls have acne underneath all the makeup, and our worst fear is it that a guy won't find us attractive based on something as superficial as having a breakout.

          • hendonemo

            I'm confused…. The superficial makeup is covering up the superficial breakout so everyone can be real with each other?

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