Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

  • The Don

    V-day is like D-day

    • Bobby


    • Burning Man

      Better than VD-Day.

      • Wait, what?

        You would know Burning Man!

    • Mustafa

      Number 38, we need more of her

  • Tex Ass

    #17 is a real party, i have never been to one

    • Dan

      I get laid all the time.

    • Epitomizer

      Fuck Instagram

    • odb

      Bro, it's easy. Just hire some hookers, thats what they did here.

  • Brother Maynard

    #4 Lucky dog

    • Paint

      Dogs aren't lucky

    • Tramp F. Artesian

      Stay right there, Wolfie. Daddy's gonna need to wipe off on you in just a minute.

    • CarnivalCruising

      Clearly shopped, no way that dog's nose isn't buried in her ass in real life.

  • Sean D

    Would bring my to knees

    • Sean D

      Sorry, can't even spell right. That tush got me messed up.

    • Alskari

      What would you do once your 'to knees' arrived?

      • Sean D

        Eat that girl like cold pizza

        • Digiorno

          Hungover and alone?

          • Sean D

            You have no idea

    • Sean D

      I meant I suck a lot of D

  • Boston Rugger

    #12 We still want more of that tattoo

    • Tom

      Meh, a little over the top on the tattoo

    • Derpin

      No, not really. Ruined what looks to be a great rack.

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187


    • JustSaying

      I imagine I'll get approximately 1,000,000 thumbs down for this, but whatever…. It's sad to me that the top 10 rated comments right now are all something to the effect of "#(blank) is so hot!!". Mainly because #47 is like the sweetest pic ever. But more importantly, the Chive isn't dumb, they are going to give us what we ask for. There already seems to be a gradual shift away from humor, wit, and sentiment, and towards half naked chicks. Don't get me wrong, I love ass and titties too, and the chivettes are amazing! But I don't want to see 80% of the DAR being PG 13 porn…. Okay, commence with the outrage!

      • Boston Rugger

        Couldn't agree more, I remember the days of numbered galleries and no (limited) repetition.

        But if you're not happy with the Chive, simply do some leg work and go on Reddit where a lot of the non chivette photos come from.

    • beetlejuice

      I've always been a sucker for a girl in glasses. She's just straight up beautiful!!!!!

      • MissVega84

        I Love the Chive but I am a straight female gamer…I can only enjoy half naked attention seekers so much :p I get way too excited now days when I see a HQ Wallpaper post or 80's/90's Nostalgia post

  • No_Filter_HOOK

    #17, Must have MOAR!!

  • PdxChiver

    #34 Some call him the gangster of love.

    • J.B.

      I called him Maurice.

    • Brian

      Waaa Wow!

    • Space Cowboy

      I approve

    • What_Tha

      Some call him a space cowboy..

  • http://twitter.com/Aaron253 @Aaron253

    Chive needs a podcast

    • Joe

      Wtf, who does that?

    • ThunderKCCO

      mac was on the bertcast with bert kreischer.. hopefully there will be more to come.

    • TheVanityScore

      podcasts still exist?

    • odb

      I dunno, how can you podcast soft-core porn and over-priced t-shirts?

      • nnnooope

        Bazing! Too true, sir. Too true.

  • Sticky

    Every day the 14th! – Andre

  • yumyum

    #39 sit on my face!!

    • miyagi

      That is a bit big but damn would I love it till the cows came home.

    • Im_B4TM4N

      #39…DAT ASS!!!

    • Bob O

      Sit on my cock!

    • jakeofhearts

      Her ass is devouring that thong!

    • Plurp

      A slight thin mustache on a woman is a very sexy thing. And if she has dark hair on her forearms…..Whoa Nelly! Seriously this woman is hot as fuck!

    • Boston Rugger

      Took me a while to notice she even had a face with the gravitational pull of that ass

      F= G(m1m2) /r2

      • Dan The Man

        G = 6.67*10^-11

      • JESSE


    • Seabass

      This picture is amazing, we want more

  • Cam Newton

    #24 a duck face i'm okay with

    • Drano

      Damn babies and their duckface.

  • OhioChiver

    #49 Well you certainly know how to tighten up a pair of jeans. Well done Chivette.
    Happy Valentines Day!

    • Wantomas

      Oh yeah, nothing says sexy like denim shirts!
      -No one ever

      • YOYO

        pretty sure we aren't looking at the shirt

        • Science

          Pretty sure you don't have a choice

    • ...

      Jay Leno's pants just ripped!

  • fuzzbucker

    #49 #50 jesus h. christ holy tits

    • ADAM


    • bdg

      I really really really want one!!!!!!! #50 is amazingly sexy!!!

  • Joe

    #12 you've got something on your neck..

    • Firefighter23

      You've got red on you

  • HoustonChiver

    #34 "There's gotta be a better way to say that"

    • Gregg

      He sells bananas from his banana stand

    • http://twitter.com/InYourHollywood @InYourHollywood

      That thumbs down was clearly not a fan of the show.

    • F Liepkin

      My Banana Phone rings for you

    • hamtime

      There's always money in the banana stand.

  • baddbuzz

    A lot of class ass going on there . . #17

  • Sam

    #35 mother of god. Bravo

    • P90

      Agreed she's stunning.

    • Murphy

      The pattern of redness on her face looks a lot like Lupus.

      • Dr. House

        It's never Lupus!

    • Frosty

      I am instantly in love.

    • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

      Right? I couldnt agree with you moar!

  • Arrrrrrrrrrg

    Always excited to see the DAR. It signifies the last leg of the work day.

  • Interneter

    #2 Richard Gere is such a pimp!!

    • Yuppp


    • Courtesy Flush

      And that's………………Not him.

      • thedude325

        Can't be sure but I think that's the joke.

        • Comic book guy

          Worst joke ever………

  • nerfherder

    This has nothing to do with this post, but between Bailey and Jennifer on WKRP in Cincinnati, Bailey was WAY hotter and she never got the time of day. I mean, she practically had to beg Dr. Johnny Fever to go out with her. What the hell was up with that?

    • Red

      Dude, you are soooo correct. Somebody had to say it and I am glad you did. While we are at it, I'll take Maryann over Ginger as well.

      • Socrates

        Loved the headline when the actress Dawn Wells who played Mary Ann got caught with possession of marijuana. "Mary Ann Popped with Mary Jane"

    • Huh?


    • avesher

      man you are so correct here well done

    • socalmarti

      Well that was random, but then again the truths in life do often come to us at random moments.

  • Wantomas

    #9 Ladies….that's the only Valentine's Day gift we are really interested in.

    • ass lover

      yup. anal sex

  • I'm Awesome

    #29 Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is greener and when I think about you I touch my wiener

    • Hrdwood

      Your iambic pentameter is a little off… if I may: Your body is heavenly, your face is like Venus, when I see your moonshot, I grab hold my… well, you get the idea.

    • Whore Face

      Ha! You are awesome

  • Hipster Velociraptor


    Looks like it's time for a booze run.

    • Daniel

      Props for Jerry

  • otto


    I wasn't expecting those to pop out as they did, very nice

  • whyme1973

    #4 #9 #29 #39 #51 Such delicious Valentine's humps today! Thank you ladies!

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