Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

Gina’s Twitter Machine.

  • Tyler Durden

    I love redheads. Absolutely love them. My ex is a whore. If she was a redhead, I may have let it slide.

    • pla

      These pretzels are making me firsty.

      • Jack Wagon

        Hear you bro, my ex was also a whore, might have been the same whore… think about that for a minute or two…

    • Wolfpack

      Let it go, Derek

    • tom

      her name was robert paulson

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooot firstsies but who cares anywaysies… DAR is so fucking late nobody is going to watch it anymoar…

    – Fan testimonial: "I HATE PAULA!!! I just wanted to shout it from the top of a mountain, but I don't have a mountain I have The Chive and a comment box. – FuckPaulaPaulaSucks"

    • Loki


    • i8paula

      #38 you're look'n good Paula

    • Yeahhh

      I thought something smelled fishy. Hello you water buffalo you.

    • Courtesy Flush

      #13 you're letting your self go Paula try and keep it to 2 mac's a day.

      • bin

        can somebody just find out who this paula thing is already and kill it with fire

        • Logan

          paula cannot be killed that easily, you need silver bullets and stuff like that.

        • i8paula


          I should know – I 8 Paula

  • @angryprof13

    It's about time the black Sexy Chivette shirts make a comeback!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Holy fucksies #50, are you sure you want to post this guys?
    I mean WOW!!1!, but too revealing…

    – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too 🙂 – insanely great"

    • Professor Squeegee

      Paula, you look much more appealing in #51 than you do in #50.

      • Professor Squeegee

        Which ever one of you twits that thumbed down my stupid comment… lick my entire ass. Lame bastards.

    • Lord Mittens

      It was gone after I refreshed the page, but I found it in my browser cache ❤

      • Lord Mittens

        Here it is: bit. ly / fTtVEr

    • Courtesy Flush

      Why do I think this is Paula #39

  • parry


    It was a good day

    • MattKL

      This made me proud to be a Chiver. We pull together like few others to help other people. KCCO

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      Gina and TheChive kicks arse!!!

    • Don Von Bon Basco

      Ok, now what

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #41 would be enough to make Mac act seriously CRAZY!!1!

    He starts most days with a full size can though, go figure…

    – Testimonial of a fan that doesn't get it: "It's too bad that you're so hated that even when you make a good comment you get thumbs down. That should tell you how awful you really are. – Buck"

    • yaa

      Paula_ do you know why John poses so hard in every photo that is taken? Thats a real question. Tell him to look a little less like a mannequin every fucking time. Thanks.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        He's sexy and he knows it!!1!

        I mean dear lord, have you ever seen him in Police uniform on True Blood? That's half the reason I watch that show!!1!

        – Fan testimonial: "Good grief, Paula – that's sick! Just the thought of that makes me want to puke! – NebraskaGuy"

  • MattKL

    #2 and #31 are full of win.

  • blue_bronco

    Barbie Boo-Boo

  • david copafeel

    #22 Laughed my ass off

  • snack snack

    woot woot in my boot

  • ESPN2013

    #22, this guy is fucking hilarious

  • Wantomas

    #41 Or giant fucking hands

    • Jester

      What is this? A beer for ants?!?

  • DDD

    SO MANY want to know if a Personal Hyperbaric Chamber is and option for GIna?? Will money be used for that and if not can we raise more for that??

    • tony

      I second this

    • brianmerce

      Hey DDD, we tossed around this idea but it is not that simple. Owning your own HBOT chamber requires a professional to run it for you each time. She can't run it by herself and if not run correctly, it can lead to some harsh side effects: seizures, blown eardrums or worse. According to Gina, the personal / portable chambers are not as effective as the professional lab chambers.

      • Mike

        Always on top of it guys! Happy to donate, would love to see follow up stories on the Chive Charities page too!

      • tony

        Fair enough, however if someone comes up with a viable plan please let us know. It broke my heart when I found out how much pain she is in on a daily basis.

      • I don't know

        They are not as effective, but isn't some effect better than none? It wouldn't eliminate the pain but it might make life a little more bearable no?

  • Paul

    #27 Marry me.

    • http://twitter.com/ItIsDanTheMan @ItIsDanTheMan

      If she had a wiener, would you touch it?

  • Big Joe

    #16 those DSL's!

  • yam

    Good for Gina. Inspirational to say the least. What a strong person. Ridiculously hot too.

  • SOSteppenwolf

    #17 correction – he paid for your groceries because he wants to take you to pound town

    • blue_bronco

      If you looked like a troll wearing a KCCO shirt, no groceries.

    • Guy in front of you

      Agreed i just wanted to nail you, baby.

    • FunKiller

      I hope you paid it forward and at least gave him an HJ in the parking lot.

      • SOSteppenwolf

        I think that would still be paying it back. Point well taken, though.

        Now, if she gave a local Dad a HJ in the parking lot BEFORE she went in to buy groceries… Well, then, I think there's a lesson to be learned for all Chivettes!

    • avesher

      pound town ahahhahahah that is gold

    • Ispeakchive

      That man is called an idiot

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      his thirst was strong

    • grantito99

      Friend zone

    • Mike Hunt

      Yeah he saw you buying lube, condoms and a cucumber. His kind gesture should of been rewarded with a motorboat at least.

    • Smitty

      lol wut? the word she.nani.gans causes immediate deletion? How come? I just wanted to call her out for not wearing the claimed Chive shirt.

      And at least be honest about the auto censor, don't say that an admin deleted it as soon as it posts.

  • Jim

    #48 We're with you, Gina. KCCO!

    • Kyle

      Chive, why you no let me donate? Limit met? I want to donate but won't let me!

      • Zamora

        Same here!!

        • DEL

          Why a such a pedestrian number when chivers will blow that number away??

          Tax implications? Fed. stuff?

    • Jmak

      $45 headed your way, not much but hope it helps. I pray all your pain goes away.

      -From a Kerrville chiver who had the house burn down in December. KCCO there are people willing to help everywhere. Love being part of chive nation!

    • Kelsie

      Cheers, Gina!! So happy for you & what you've done for CRPS. ❤

  • Dairy


    I'm just so damn proud to be a Chiver. Here's to you, Gina!

    • DDD

      Who is chopping onions in here again??

  • Loki

    #12 base jump elmo, I want 1!

    • Yuppp

      Suicide Elmo

      • Dr_StrangePants

        I spent far too much laughing at this

    • pressthemall

      oh no, these again? Time to go to walmart

  • AnonSI

    #31 it's almost okay the DAR is late because of this

  • Wet_tosti

    #45 Your sorrow, your pain, your agony is indeed my sorrow. This body understands everything. You may want to leave this body. But this body won't leave you for a single day – it does not and never will leave you. One, who has once been attracted to this body, even though he may make a thousand attempts, will not be able to efface or blot out the memory of this body. It will remain and persist in his memory for all time. KCCO

  • FunKiller

    #17 Probably nothing to do with the fact that you're smoking fucking hot…..and a Chivette!!

    • Mr. Harry Dick

      I think she looks like a tranny

    • Chris

      That and a girl in a chive shit probably will put out…..

  • JimmyP06

    #17 it was your eyes that paid for the groceries, the chive shirt merely caught his attention at first!

    • Buy me

      yes, her "eyes"

  • true story

    #3 Thats so cute my head nearly popped right off-

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