What a peculiar place to put “quotation marks” (41 Photos)


  • TrueCapeBreton

    #1 Current upper back problems

    • "durrrr"

      people are so so so so SO stupid

    • ilm


  • Tmw


  • iAm

    this "grammar" is "impressive"

  • Jimmy_Recard

    The quotation marks make them seem rather sarcastic. I'm most concerned about #28 .

    • Brian

      IMHO this is the only one which is correct and shouldn't be on here at all. Surely the sign has "with integrity" in quotation marks to show this as a quote presumably form a previous customer.

      • https://www.facebook.com/peter.mcgregor.71 Peter McGregor

        The quotes make it seem like they haven't any integrity. They're the type that says "you failed the test by one mark, but I'm sure you meant to put A, not B, so it's a pass." But if anyone asks, they're honest.

    • good jeff

      I'm most "concerned" with #39

  • Tiber_Septim

    #41 Dr. Evilit's what I like to call a "deathstar"

    • George Zip

      I read every single one in Dr Evil's voice before I even got to the picture. #subliminal

  • Chicago Sean

    Chive has "advertisements"

    • WV Hillbilly

      "Firefox" with "adblocker plus" will "fix" your "problems"

  • adonisallan

    #14 what kind of quotation marks are those?

    • Hugh Jaynus


    • chuckD

      Go home quotation marks you're drunk

    • Macro

      You need to get out and see more of the world, my friend.

      • test

        "Communist" quotes

  • HiddenLevel

    #20 I'm going to assume "files" means blowjobs and "receptionist" means gloryhole

  • mat

    i don't care much for this.

  • Bill

    I have had to read this post by splitting it into 5-10 pics at a time because I'm trying to sleep but am laughing so hard. I think I'll be revisiting it to keep myself awake at work tomorrow..

  • prankmonkey

    Kimberley Wimberley?

    • Joshua Boshua

      What a ridiculous name

    • bojo

      Kimberley Wimberley Bo Bimberley, Fee Fi Fo Fimberley, Me My Mo Mimberley!

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.carvallo1 Alex Carvallo

    This post is hilarious.

  • Nathan

    Seriously, these people just make me disproportionately mad. I need better things to get angry about.

  • jasonB

    This post was "great".

  • AlanCartoon

    Love my job, since I've been bringing in $5600… I sit at home, music playing while I work in front of my new iMac that I got now that I'm making it online.(Click Home information) http://goo.gl/Ir4UN

    • jim thorton

      You "aren't" an asshole.

  • Kevrhutch

    So her boyfriend of the week can write his name in

  • Gallus

    I consider #3 to be very appropriate after some of the stuff I have brought home from the grocery store.

    #22 and #28 just might be truth in advertizing.

  • tv_paul

    #1 Maybe that not quotation marks but she's doubly into 69.

  • the390

    How many of you can't help but read theses in Dr. Evil voice?

  • tralfaz

    Most of these make them seem synonymous for a *wink* *wink*, as in #39 yeaaah right "new" underwear.

    • Jack o' lantern

      "Glad" you explained that to us

  • Niitsitapi13

    Wonderful. The business owners, or managers, had signs made by someone who is as grammatically inept as they are. It's sad more than it is funny.

  • candymancoug

    #10, #12, #25 I really don't think children should go anywhere near these places

  • HickoryHeel01

    It seems as though folks have decided that the use of punctuation is totally random and meaningless. You see the same thing with the use of apostrophes. Just ridiculous.

  • CatMoustache

    #1 Here's a good quote for her, "Empty quotations are not fooling anyone into assuming that you are smart or creative."

  • manilovefilmsdylan

    These shouldn't bother me nearly as much as they do.

    I think you could make the case that #25 isn't wholly wrong since it's a stage name.

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