I want to give a huge congrats to my brother, Leo, and sister-in-law Tiffany (one of my most favorite persons) on finding out they were having a baby girl!
I promise to be the best uncle in recorded history.
The MAN CARD is back in stock. We swear by these things. I had mine revoked last week for knowing when Peonies are in bloom but I’m back on track today, drinking whiskey and swearing like a proper sailor.