I remember as soon as I got my license the first thing my parents had me do was run to the grocery store to pick up this or that. It really didn’t stop until I moved out. And unless you’re one of those Instacart users, going to the grocery store can get quite mundane.
But if you have a wife who likes to keep you on your toes, what better way to fulfill the food finding journey than with a nice gesture upon completion.
The list came with mixed reviews as the internet agreed with trading sexual favors for food, while others thought the wife should be dumped immediately. All I know is if my wife wrote me an unexpected grocery list like this, I would happily accept the challenge..
Here’s the breakdown of the G-Store List:
-Tampons (Don’t fucking bring home pads again! T-A-M-P-O-N-S)
-Bread (Gluten Free)
-Jizz soap (Big bottle for your messy ass)
-Shampoo & conditioner (Cheap stuff for you/ expensive stuff 4 me)
-Stuff to put cheese on
-Frozen pizza for your moms visit
-Whatever else your mom likes
-Old Spice (Not that weak girly shit)
-IF YOU COMPLETE THIS LIST WITHOUT FUCKING UP, BLOW JOB TONIGHT.