As Judah Friedlander so eloquently put it: America is the greatest country in the United States. But seriously, I love it here, and one of the reasons it’s so great is the diversity of people. Each state is home to its own brand of citizen. And what better way to celebrate our uniqueness and individuality than by roasting the shit out of ourselves? Scroll through, enjoy, and don’t take anything too seriously, because every state has its ups and downs, but we love all of them. Merica.