What a roller coaster, huh? First Atlanta looks like a sure thing, then I’m watching some kind of singing and dancing Gozer the Gozerian, then the Patriots start driving, then, suddenly, the game is over and my bookie is knocking on my door with a baseball bat. All Atlanta had to do was cover! 3 points! WTF?
Anyway, enjoy some tweets while I’m out trying to conjure up $2,000 before Tuesday.
1.
"Get up Tom!" #Superbowl pic.twitter.com/qA9OrQfsm7
— Eric Fawcett (@Efawcett7) February 6, 2017
2.
patriots fans, meet the architect of your demise #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/6QAst7WuFy
— boi (@inshaIlah) February 6, 2017
3.
Tom Brady: All you need is a 2nd half comeback
Inner Tom Brady: Deflate the balls pic.twitter.com/mtTRUgj3eg
— Kermit (@ltsKermit) February 6, 2017
4.
When the waitress says "enjoy your dinner" and you say "you too!" pic.twitter.com/IkAS8JNd1B
— theCHIVE (@theCHIVE) February 6, 2017
5.
you 👏cant 👏watch 👏 the 👏superbowl 👏 if 👏 you 👏 don't 👏 know 👏 who 👏 this 👏 is👏 pic.twitter.com/EKKN1teufZ
— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) February 5, 2017
6.
ADVISOR: u going to Trump's Inauguration?
BUSH: Doctor said I can't
ADVISOR: u wanna hit that super Bowl?
BUSH: pic.twitter.com/26MlinIdcZ
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) February 5, 2017
7.
When you're mad the Super Bowl has been a blowout but then realize the Patriots are the ones losing. pic.twitter.com/h7pdxKUSn7
— Carrington Harrison (@cdotharrison) February 6, 2017
8.
Tom Brady at halftime pic.twitter.com/NIKlUe0IHH
— memes (@HilariousEdited) February 6, 2017
9.
Julio "Smooth Criminal" Jones #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/CFgfqSDulX
— Aaron Dodson (@aardodson) February 6, 2017
10.
Super Bowl 51
Super Bowl 1
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Blink 182— Adam Buongiovanni (@AdamBongo) February 6, 2017
11.
*record scratch*
Yup thats me.
You're probably wondering how I got into this situation pic.twitter.com/STnXhWRBf2
— mike mulloy (@fakemikemulloy) February 6, 2017
12.
what every hoe is googling rn #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/jJj02FeJzp
— young sosa (@chulomang) February 6, 2017
13.
#SuperBowl #zuul pic.twitter.com/btF3iqivAE
— Jared Moskowitz (@jaredmoskowitz) February 6, 2017
14.
Mr. Clean mopping up the puddle under your wife pic.twitter.com/9m2C1voFZT
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 6, 2017
15.
When the bouncer throws ur drunk ass out of the club: pic.twitter.com/bZBkkR9Agf
— Edward Stockwell (@EdwardStockwell) February 6, 2017
16.
I wish I trusted anyone as much as @ladygaga trusts those suspension cables helping her fly through the air.
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) February 6, 2017
17.
hi Houston, New Yorker here, it's actually pronounced house-ton I'm drunk
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 5, 2017
18.
Every Super Bowl commercial:
[emotional montage about estranged family members reconnecting] BUY BOAR'S HEAD DELI MEAT
— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) February 5, 2017
19.
If I could get a bowl of pizza… now THAT would be a super bowl!
— Arielle Vandenberg (@Arielle) February 5, 2017
20.
Me jumping to conclusions pic.twitter.com/CVdnX6rJ7D
— Unapologetically LIT (@HeyPariss) February 6, 2017
21.
Me watching the Patriots comeback pic.twitter.com/yxd6kWSu0x
— Gee (@Lilgeeeeee) February 6, 2017
22.
Tell me the Six Flags guy doesn't look like Justin Bieber in the Super Bowl commercial pic.twitter.com/2Kwv7QB05K
— sydney (@dsr625) February 6, 2017
23.
Tom Brady: "let them go off first 3 quarters then show them why y'all Super Bowl Champions 🏆" pic.twitter.com/TeFeiwAKai
— Common White Girl (@girlposts) February 6, 2017
24.
Leonardo DiCaprio has never won a super bowl 😔
— Drew Gooden (@drewisgooden) February 5, 2017
