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I missed a high-five and hit myself in the balls. Twice.
And just the other day, I pulled a muscle opening a beer can.
TrademarkedLobster
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I was at the local park doing some typical teenage bullshit (read: smoking pot) when I fell out of a swing. My fingers got wrapped in the chain and the chains tore the tip of my pinkie off. Did I mention I wasn’t actually swinging just sitting? Yep.
Crotas_Gonads
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Ginger Steve didn’t think I could punch through this board. He was right.
TimboSliceAtWork
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I stapled my finger. It was on purpose.
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