Okay, there’s no real way around it – this is a behemoth of a post. As much as I’d like to give you a TL;DR, I’m afraid I can’t. This story just has too many moving parts. If you’re brave enough to power through the wall of text, prepare for Twitter user Hoemar to reward you with a story that provides laughter, pain, sadness, betrayal, violence and above all else – the escapades of a truly psychotic girlfriend (aka #LilLunatic.)
Just strap the fuck in and ride this roller coaster until the end. There just might be a surprise.