Everybody farts. So why can’t we live in a world where we can let one rip in a proper setting, like at work or on a date, without shame? Society expects us to hold in our butt burps until we’re out of earshot or married. Of course, you can always attempt to mask a heinie hiccup with a cough or perhaps a song. But coughing causes your body to contract, which may force out more than just gas. It’s a dangerous game. And spontaneous singing is considered strange in most circles.
No one out there wishes for society to rewrite the rules on public fizzlers more than Tenbucktony, who had quite the mishap recently. It all started when he began using his office’s unisex bathroom as a secret fart den.