Composite sketches are often a vital tool in helping to catch criminals, but the key is to have a solid-to-decent sketch artist behind the pencil and paper. These, however, are arguably the absolute worst police sketches of thieves and lawbreakers the world ever saw. I suspect there is a 0% chance these renderings helped capture the criminals, but also a 100% chance it will make you laugh.
Take for instance, this Prince wannabe seen above.
The dude looks like a mix of an owl and Eddie Munster.
You’ll find him at Area 51. Case solved.
I see this crook every damn day. Thanks.
“Woman! Where is my supersuit!”
With hair like that he can’t be guilty of anything but great hair.
It’s like a cartoon rendering from Bob’s Burgers.
The artist was after a mother, and somehow cops nabbed the son instead.
E.T. go to jail.
“Can you describe the man?”
“Sure, he looked like a fisherman with obnoxious fake teeth.”
“Perfect.”
“We’re looking for a man whose own neck is eating him alive.”
Be warned, Jon Lovits is armed & dangerous.
The adult years have been hard on Beavis.
Queen never died. He’s just too fabulous.
The sketch artist actually signed his own masterpiece.
The criminal is a suspect from South Park.
Peter Griffin! Holy shit, it’s Peter Griffin!!
This time it looks like a character from The Boondocks.
Did the sketch artist’s kid take a crack at this suspect?
You’ll find this crook smoking weed on the beach leading a drum circle.
Tim Burton took a crack at this one.
That’s one smooth criminal. You’ll never catch him.
I suspect the sketch artist just trace a photo of Mario instead of listening to the victim’s description?
You’ll find this man hitchhiking in a canyon somewhere. That should narrow your search.
Even in the photo, this criminal is still hatching up a new crafty plan.
A man from London is the bastard son of a woman and her secret Chia Pet lover.
We’re looking for a perp sporting a frog suit.
A man with no eyes is impossible to find? Really.
“Good work, boys. We’re looking for a living, breathing, caricature.”
There’s a gothic, sexually-confused demon on the loose!
h/t Brightside
