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To quote a fellow editor who shall remain nameless, “asterisks are never not creepy while texting someone.” I mean, if they’re in on it and you’re both weird little freaks, then more power to you. But seriously, as a conversation starter, keep the asterisks to your fury convention friends and your dungeons and dragons group. This is easily the most hilariously cringe-worthy shit you will see today. If not, share what’s worse in the comments below.
